Granted. The watch works fine, but the theature burns down with you in it
I wish i had a title.

Granted but the title is "Rapes with sheep"

I with that the person below me ruins their own wish

Granted. Some person on the other side of the earth just got his/her wish broken.

I wish for a better day tomorrow

Granted, instead of losing your life savings at Poker like you did today, you lose your best friend's life savings at Poker tomorrow.

I wish that my dad would hurry up and clean out the back room so I can put my newly built computer in there.

Granted. But the computer crashes because of a manufacturer's defect... and the company that assembled the parts didn't have a warranty.
I wish that i had more time to play LoL.

Granted, but no one else ever longs on to LoL ever again.

I wish they weren't changing the siege tank attack damage...

Granted. But now the siege tank can only attack friendlies.

I wish... there was a way for me to be happy, without making a certain someone unhappy as a direct result of my ineptitude...

CRYPTIC. AND YET NOT. CORRUPT IT. I DARE YOU.

Granted.

This person is no longer unhappy when you are happy, they are horny due to realizing how nice you seem when happy. They are super horny for you and everyone can easily tell.

DAMN YOU
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

I wish you'd wished, and I wish you were online more. You're a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

Oh yeah xp

I wish I had amazing SC2 1v1 skills so that I could win some tournaments and win some money.

Granted. Unfortunately, noone cares and you make no money.

I wish I could win The Game, just to mindfuck my friends.

BTW YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

Granted.



I wish that my friend will stop trying to play more video games then me (I WANT TO HAVE LESS OF A LIFE THEN HIM/HER >:O)

Granted. You get shot in the head by an insane man while playing a game, and thus have less of a life than your friend, who, in anguish, swears off games forever and hence plays exactly the same amount that your lifeless corpse does: none.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. You wish for a million dollars, but you get robbed.

I wish I had class with people that I like.

Granted. But they don't like you. In fact, they hate you. In fact, they want you to die. So does the professor. And the local police.

Congratulations, you are now trapped in a room full of people who want you dead and who would suffer no consequences for making their dreams come true.

>:3

I wish you had noticed the deeper meaning of my wish and found some way to twist it with that meaning in mind. I DEMAND SOMETHING CLEVER, DAMNIT.

Granted. You are teleported to Russia, where Wishes twist you!
your head is now literally screwed on backwards.

I wish that i had something to play... LoL is shit when Yi is free and blizzard somehow lost my campaign progress.

Granted. You play in traffic, and die.

I wish these intrusive thoughts would go away... The morbid ones... and the not-so-morbid ones...

I wish I wouldn't be so forthcoming with details of my mental state!

Corrupt either. Take your pick.

Granted. Your intrusive thoughts go away, and so does your non-intrusive ones too. Have fun being a vegetable!

I wish there was a StarCraft club at my school.

Granted. but your the only member
I wish i had less homework that what i currently have.

Granted. You are beaten to death by a club decorated with a Zerg paint job. I'm too lazy to think of a joke involving a Zerg Rush, so alas, you don't even get something witty carved into your headstone.

I wish the world wasn't so full of evil and danger.

EDIT: DAMN, NINJA'D. AND MINE WAS WITTIER, TOO.
@Zilean: GRANTED. YOU HAVE ONLY ONE HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT, AND YOU FAIL IT, AND HENCE THE CLASS.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Aug 29 2010, 4:52 am by DavidJCobb.