Your mother's such a ho, when I typed "show me the money" into SC, she knocked on my door and was happy to oblige!

There is a cow level. It's your fatass mother.

- Your mom's so fat, parasite reveals the entire map.
- Your mom's so fat, the lag permanently freezes the game.
- Your mom's so dumb, it's as if all three races have Mind Control.
- Your mom's so fat, she immediately gets disconnected for flooding.

Yo mama's so fat, when I built her, some idiot drophacked me for rushing.
Yo mama's so fat, when I commander her to patrol the enemy base, fucking valkyries were shootin' her feet!
yo mama's so hairy, rednecks started playing StarCraft just to get a look at BigFoot!
yo mama's so fat and ugly, Zaratul said, "Fuck it! The zerg have won!"
yo mama's so fat, Raynor went to Zaratul and said, "maybe if we feed her the fleet, she will go away"
yo mama's so fat, when she was killed on Char and her body fell, the overmind said , "The Xel'Naga fucked up again..."
yo mama's so fat, the residents of Tarsonis settle on it for a thousand years before realzing their planet had fungus and lice (creep and the zerg).
~NEW~
yo mama's so fat, when I went to choose a race it said, Zerg, Terran, Protoss, Random, and Da' Bitch.
yo mama's so stupid, I was flying my wraiths above her, and she said " NO FAIR! MY RETARDED LINGS WON'T ATTACK FOR SOME REASON! H4X!"
yo mama's so stupid, she went to the street and said "show me the money" and a guy walked up and said, "lose the shirt"

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Yo momma so fat she's macro, not micro.
Yo momma so fat she ate her food count.
Yo momma so dumb she thought an MnM attack is a candy rush.

Your momma so fat she gives a new meaning to "Food for thought".

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Yo mama's so fat and stupid, she was wondering why she couldn't make anymore units and someone said "you need more food". So, she comes back later and says "Ok, I had a couple cakes, that should be enough".

Yo momma so stank, when "Nuclear launch detected" appeared on screen, she said "Excuse me"!

I don't like these types of jokes as they are fairly out dated w/e

Your mom so fat at 200 psi and you tried to create her you didn't have enough psi
Your mom so fat she takes an installments of 3 maps to be show foot
Your mom so dumb she tried to proxy with a CC/Nexus/Hatchery
Your mom so fat that when she tries to micro she ends up macro'ing
Your mom so dumb that she nuked her own base becuase she thought it'll create mutants
Your momma so dumb she leaves whenever she about to win
Your mom is so fat she tried to eat the overmind
Your momma's so fat it she has her own geyser on her ass and a mineral field is her shit

Yo momma's so dumb, she tried to build on Installation!

Yo momma so dumb she set build times to 0 for max speed.

I didn't look through the topic much, so if people have already said these, oh well. I made up all of em, at least I think I did.

Yo mamma so ugly that she made the Overmind go blind.

Yo mamma so stupid that when scenario ends in defeat, she cut off her feet.

Yo mamma so fat that Aladaris didn't even bother to say "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS".

Yo mamma so ugly that Defilers consume themselves.

Yo mamma so ugly that she made Tassadar suicide.

Yo mamma so stupid she plays TS.

You CAN build on installation, you know.

But only on the buildable tile, not on normal terrain, Jack.

Its possible...I remember a zerg (zero, i think) made a proxy hatch inside hyuk's base on match point, and it worked.

Hey.....