Your mom is so fat, building her takes over 200 food.
Your mom is so fat, when you finally build her, you get the unplaced error.
Your mom is so fat, if the entire protoss race merged, they might be able to form one of her toes.
Your mom is so fat, the maps have to download her.
Your mom is so fat, that when she tries to move, she makes reavers seem like vultures
Your mom is so fat, is takes over two nukes to kill her
Your mom is so fat, explosive dmg does 200% to her
Your mom is so fat, it takes two dropships to load her
Your mom is so fat, when you cast broodling on her all hell break loose
Your mom is so fat, it takes your entire keyboard to hotkey her
Your mom is so fat, they had to modify the Terratron to make her into an SCV
Your mom is so fat, she always makes her Zerg Eggs sunny-side-up
Your mom is so fat, she takes up the entire lobby
Your mom is so ugly, medics blind themselves
Your mom is so ugly, the fog of war always covers her
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason why critters explode
Your mom is so ugly, she can't leave the void channel
Your mom is so stupid, her marines die from stimming with less than 10 hp
Your mom is so stupid, her medics heal the enemy
Your mom is so stupid, she's incapable of having an Overmind
Your mom is so stupid, her workers gather minerals from her base and return cargo to the mineral patches
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