Mini Moose 2707 -- Maybe his parents left him for dead in a plan to replace him with his friend and he cannot go back for fear of his safety.
Mini Moose 2707 -- There's a lot of ways that can be spun. Maybe he was doing some fucked up stuff that his friend didn't want to be around/put up with. Maybe he had a shitty friend. Maybe he had to move to a cheaper area and they fell out of touch.
Vrael -- Yeah man, no more Xbox 360 == no more friend.
BloodyZombie117 -- My ex-best friend used to call my Xbox 360 his wife. Good times. If only I hadn't gotten kicked out of my parents house, we'd probably still be friends.
NudeRaider -- Isn't she a beauty when speaking of a car or other vehicle
BloodyZombie117 -- I know that most English speakers refer to inanimate objects as female. At least in my experience that is. I've never really run into anyone calling their property their boys, unless it's referrering to their genitals.