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In the newly formed nation of Moosetopia, the country's space program was prepearing for a space launch. The first man on the moon was to be the President of Moosetopia himself, Mini Moose 2707. However, as he climbed into the shuttle, little did he know that he would never return to earth.
The countdown proceeded normally and the rocket lifted off. After breaking free of earth's gravitational field, the problems started. The rocket veered far off course from the moon and headed straight towards the sun. Mini Moose 2707 and his crew become baffled as the onboard computers started displaying gibberish. The controls to the shuttle became locked and red lights went off everywhere. Moose left his crew to find a manual override.
All of a sudden, gunshots rang out from the room where the crew was. Moose knew what was happening, and quickly started to radio back to Earth. His transmission was as follows: "My worst fear has been realized. There has a been a mafia presence in Moosetopia threatening to destroy our great nation. For years they have plotted, and now they have the courage to act. Do your best to defend yourselves! Don't worry about me, it didn't really matter anyway because..."
All of a sudden, a bullet interrupted him. In his last minutes, Moose turned and saw his killer. The final expression on his face was half shock and half laughter. A voice from behind took the transmitter and said: "Moosetopia is ours, leave your country now."
Due to UN regulations however, Moosetopians are not permitted to leave their country, due to their fascination with mafia killings, daily double lynchings, and other violent tendencies. They gathered into the town hall. Looking about themselves, it seemed as if some of the people were familiar, yet hadn't been there a few minutes ago. However, they still came to do what they do best: lynch.
The countdown proceeded normally and the rocket lifted off. After breaking free of earth's gravitational field, the problems started. The rocket veered far off course from the moon and headed straight towards the sun. Mini Moose 2707 and his crew become baffled as the onboard computers started displaying gibberish. The controls to the shuttle became locked and red lights went off everywhere. Moose left his crew to find a manual override.
All of a sudden, gunshots rang out from the room where the crew was. Moose knew what was happening, and quickly started to radio back to Earth. His transmission was as follows: "My worst fear has been realized. There has a been a mafia presence in Moosetopia threatening to destroy our great nation. For years they have plotted, and now they have the courage to act. Do your best to defend yourselves! Don't worry about me, it didn't really matter anyway because..."
All of a sudden, a bullet interrupted him. In his last minutes, Moose turned and saw his killer. The final expression on his face was half shock and half laughter. A voice from behind took the transmitter and said: "Moosetopia is ours, leave your country now."
Due to UN regulations however, Moosetopians are not permitted to leave their country, due to their fascination with mafia killings, daily double lynchings, and other violent tendencies. They gathered into the town hall. Looking about themselves, it seemed as if some of the people were familiar, yet hadn't been there a few minutes ago. However, they still came to do what they do best: lynch.
Except I wasn't. You can't say that every time extremely common words like those are used, it's pointing to me. Also, yes, my name has the word Fatal, and I'm playing mafia. Coincidence? Yes, actually.
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