I'm noticing that a lot of people haven't stolen candy from children.

Am I the only one who had a childhood?!

For most of us, coolness is correlated with age

So no one stole candy from their friends when they were little? That question never says the little kid is younger than you...

70
Although I disagree with many of your coolness indicators. (Watermelons SO > Grapes)

[N] You watch football
[Y] You wear shades - Sometimes, always fucking forget them when it's actually bright out.
[Y] You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome - Yes, not always proud.
[N] You've had a straight A semester.
[N] You have ridden a horse
[Y] You've never used drugs
[Y] You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him) - Yes, a couple, always lost.
[Y] You like watching action-packed/violent movies - Sometimes. Sometimes they're dumb enough to be entertaining/hilarious. Usually prefer more involved films.
[Y] You have skipped class at least once
[Y] You can do the chicken dance - Hell Yeah
[Y] You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom - Clean hands= Fucking cool
[Y] Starcraft > Warcraft3
[N] You let them rip, loud and proud - I prefer to be discrete, but I don't giggle when I fart or blame it on someone else.
[N] You can rip your shirt apart with no shame - No one may see my three nipples.
[Y] You have owned a dog at one point
[N/a] You've had a girlfriend - Not sure if when I was seven counts, so I guess no?
[Y/N] You are asian
[N] You can bench over 170lb - No, that's about 60 pounds more than I weigh.
[N] Pink is cool - Singer or color, I don't like either very much.
[N] Jessica Alba is Hot - Meh.
[N] Megan Fox is Hot - Meh.
[N/a] MiniMoose2707 is Hot - PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
[N] I am Hot
[N] LAN parties FTW - Never had a LAN party.
[N] You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick - Since hot women are rarely in my day-to-day life, I will assume you are talking about pr0n, in which case no: I am very very jaded towards nudity. Real life is different.
[N] You are over 6 feet tall - No, I am comfortable at around 5'7", don't want to get any taller.
[N] SEN is your homepage
[N] You ate a bug
[Y] You have posted a picture of yourself online
[N/a] Raynor > Fenix - Both of them can "get jiggy with it".
[Y] You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps.
[Y] You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) - Probably have.
[N] You've made a UMS map that got famous - Well, maybe Flaming Bears will become popular.
[N] Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers - Double bass is for gangstas.
[Y] Grapes > watermelons - Watermelon sucks.
[N] You've owned Facebook at one point
[N/a] Bros over Hoes - I don't harbor any ill will towards women, so I will pass.
[N] You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously - I suppose I haven't? Does sound that great anyways.
[N] You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) - That shit stinks, and cologne is just relabeled perfume. I use low-odor deodorant/antiperspirant because I don't like smelling like a cleaning agent.
[N] You've been to a dance with a girl... alone - I don't care for dancing.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Aug 3 2008, 5:07 am by The Great Yam.

[Y/N] You watch football - N
[Y/N] You wear shades - Y
[Y/N] You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome - Y
[Y/N] You've had a straight A semester. - Y
[Y/N] You have ridden a horse - Y
[Y/N] You've never used drugs - Y
[Y/N] You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him) - Y
[Y/N] You like watching action-packed/violent movies - Y
[Y/N] You have skipped class at least once - Y
[Y/N] You can do the chicken dance - Y
[Y/N] You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom - N
[Y/N] Starcraft > Warcraft3 - N
[Y/N] You let them rip, loud and proud - Y
[Y/N] You can rip your shirt apart with no shame - N
[Y/N] You have owned a dog at one point - Y
[Y/N] You've had a girlfriend - Y
[Y/N] You are asian - Y
[Y/N] You can bench over 170lb - N
[Y/N] Pink is cool - Y
[Y/N] Jessica Alba is Hot - Y
[Y/N] Megan Fox is Hot - Y
[Y/N] MiniMoose2707 is Hot - N
[Y/N] I am Hot - Y
[Y/N] LAN parties FTW - Y
[Y/N] You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick - Y
[Y/N] You are over 6 feet tall - Y
[Y/N] SEN is your homepage - N
[Y/N] You ate a bug - Y
[Y/N] You have posted a picture of yourself online - Y
[Y/N] Raynor > Fenix - N
[Y/N] You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps. - Y
[Y/N] You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) - N
[Y/N] You've made a UMS map that got famous - Y
[Y/N] Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers - N
[Y/N] Grapes > watermelons - Y
[Y/N] You've owned Facebook at one point - Y
[Y/N] Bros over Hoes - Y
[Y/N] You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously - Y
[Y/N] You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) - N
[Y/N] You've been to a dance with a girl... alone - Y

29 x 2.5 = 72.5

[Y/N] You watch football Y
[Y/N] You wear shades N (Sometimes as a joke)
[Y/N] You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome Y
[Y/N] You've had a straight A semester. N (As in grades yes?)
[Y/N] You have ridden a horse Y (Long time ago)
[Y/N] You've never used drugs Y
[Y/N] You've gotten in a fist fight with someone YY
[Y/N] You like watching action-packed/violent movies Y
[Y/N] You have skipped class at least once Y
[Y/N] You can do the chicken dance N
[Y/N] You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom Y
[Y/N] Starcraft > Warcraft3 Y
[Y/N] You let them rip, loud and proud N
[Y/N] You can rip your shirt apart with no shame Y
[Y/N] You have owned a dog at one point Y
[Y/N] You've had a girlfriend N
[Y/N] You are asian
[Y/N] You can bench over 170lb Y
[Y/N] Pink is cool N
[Y/N] Jessica Alba is Hot N
[Y/N] Megan Fox is Hot N
[Y/N] MiniMoose2707 is Hot N
[Y/N] I am Hot Y
[Y/N] LAN parties FTW N
[Y/N] You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick Y
[Y/N] You are over 6 feet tall Y
[Y/N] SEN is your homepage N
[Y/N] You ate a bug N
[Y/N] You have posted a picture of yourself online Y
[Y/N] Raynor > Fenix N
[Y/N] You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps. Y
[Y/N] You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) N
[Y/N] You've made a UMS map that got famous Y
[Y/N] Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers Y
[Y/N] Grapes > watermelons N
[Y/N] You've owned Facebook at one point Y
[Y/N] Bros over Hoes Y
[Y/N] You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously N
[Y/N] You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) N
[Y/N] You've been to a dance with a girl... alone Y

55 I guess I'm not that cool.
Axe and that other body spray is pretty gay. From what I've seen only queefs who thinks they can get girls uses it. Girls tell me axe smells like you sprayed on musky lysol or other air fresheners.
And 170 is not that light. Took me quite a while until I could bench it and not everyone are body builders. (I'm not)

[Y/N] You watch football N
[Y/N] You wear shades N
[Y/N] You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome Y
[Y/N] You've had a straight A semester. Y
[Y/N] You have ridden a horse N
[Y/N] You've never used drugs Y
[Y/N] You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him) YN
[Y/N] You like watching action-packed/violent movies Y
[Y/N] You have skipped class at least once Y
[Y/N] You can do the chicken dance N
[Y/N] You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom N
[Y/N] Starcraft > Warcraft3 Y
[Y/N] You let them rip, loud and proud N
[Y/N] You can rip your shirt apart with no shame N
[Y/N] You have owned a dog at one point N
[Y/N] You've had a girlfriend N
[Y/N] You are asian Y
[Y/N] You can bench over 170lb N
[Y/N] Pink is cool Y
[Y/N] Jessica Alba is Hot N
[Y/N] Megan Fox is Hot N
[Y/N] MiniMoose2707 is Hot N
[Y/N] I am Hot N
[Y/N] LAN parties FTW N
[Y/N] You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick N
[Y/N] You are over 6 feet tall N
[Y/N] SEN is your homepage N
[Y/N] You ate a bug N
[Y/N] You have posted a picture of yourself online N
[Y/N] Raynor > Fenix N
[Y/N] You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps. N
[Y/N] You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) N
[Y/N] You've made a UMS map that got famous Y
[Y/N] Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers N
[Y/N] Grapes > watermelons N
[Y/N] You've owned Facebook at one point N
[Y/N] Bros over Hoes ?
[Y/N] You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously N3
[Y/N] You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) N
[Y/N] You've been to a dance with a girl... alone N

y You watch football
y You wear shades
y You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome
y You've had a straight A semester.
y You have ridden a horse
y You've never used drugs I'm assuming illegals, otherwise nobody would get this
y You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him)
y You like watching action-packed/violent movies
y You have skipped class at least once ~80 times
y You can do the chicken dance Somos todos de maiz
y You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom
y Starcraft > Warcraft3
y You let them rip, loud and proud unless they turtle head
y You can rip your shirt apart with no shame except for shirts I like
y You have owned a dog at one point
y You've had a girlfriend
n You are asian wut?
y You can bench over 170lb but not at this moment
y Pink is cool except while wearing sunglasses and a popped collar
y Jessica Alba is Hot
y Megan Fox is Hot
? MiniMoose2707 is Hot Unless this minimoose is a girl, I'm restricted from by my gender to answer.
y I am Hot or at least I consider myself to be
n LAN parties FTW more like FTL, enjoy your nerddom
y You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick
y You are over 6 feet tall
y SEN is your homepage but I just load up the old tabs
y You ate a bug
y You have posted a picture of yourself online
y Raynor > Fenix
y You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps.
y You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying)
n You've made a UMS map that got famous
y Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers
y Grapes > watermelons
n You've owned Facebook at one point nobody has owned facebook except Mark Zuckerberg
y Bros over Hoes
y You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously I thought that said legs the first time I read it...
n You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) Shit's nasty
y You've been to a dance with a girl... alone Isn't this an oxymoron?

34*2.5=85

what does it mean "bench over" ?

[Y/N] You watch football - Sports suck
[Y/N] You wear shades - Mowing lawns in the sunny part of the day sucks.
[Y/N] You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome - Male FTW.
[Y/N] You've had a straight A semester. - Most likely a B.
[Y/N] You have ridden a horse - Next door to a farm/ranch.
[Y/N] You've never used drugs - Experimentation.
[Y/N] You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him) - I'm friends with pretty much everyone at my school.
[Y/N] You like watching action-packed/violent movies - Action-packed/violent FTW.
[Y/N] You have skipped class at least once - Who hasn't?
[Y/N] You can do the chicken dance - Who can't?
[Y/N] You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom - Don't have time.
[Y/N] Starcraft > Warcraft3 - StarCraft > Easier to map/ WarCraft > better everything else.
[Y/N] You let them rip, loud and proud - No.
[Y/N] You can rip your shirt apart with no shame - Never tried, but I'm sure I can.
[Y/N] You have owned a dog at one point - I currently own one.
[Y/N] You've had a girlfriend - Everyone should.
[Y/N] You are asian - American FTW.
[Y/N] You can bench over 170lb - 195lbs @ 12 reps/4 sets.
[Y/N] Pink is cool - On a girl.
[Y/N] Jessica Alba is Hot - HOT!
[Y/N] Megan Fox is Hot - HOT!
[Y/N] MiniMoose2707 is Hot - MiniMoose2707 is a male, so no.
[Y/N] I am Hot - Well duh.
[Y/N] LAN parties FTW - Get a life...
[Y/N] You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick - Any hot girl is hot.
[Y/N] You are over 6 feet tall - 6'2".
[Y/N] SEN is your homepage - So what?
[Y/N] You ate a bug - Probably did, but I don't remember.
[Y/N] You have posted a picture of yourself online - ...
[Y/N] Raynor > Fenix - Terran > Protoss.
[Y/N] You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps. - I like the good-old-fashioned touch to melee.
[Y/N] You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) - I'm not that mean.
[Y/N] You've made a UMS map that got famous - Random Path Defense, or so I think.
[Y/N] Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers - Piano's FTW.
[Y/N] Grapes > watermelons - Grapes are tasty!
[Y/N] You've owned Facebook at one point - Still do.
[Y/N] Bros over Hoes - There will always be chicks.
[Y/N] You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously - Impossible!
[Y/N] You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) - Old Spice / Pure Sport FTW!
[Y/N] You've been to a dance with a girl... alone - Does my house count?

25.0 * 2.5 = 62.5

"bench" = "to perform a benchpress of"

It means that you can bench over 170lbs.

If you don't know how to bench press, this should shed some light.

posting in old yet epic thread.

my score is 45.

[N] You watch football
[N] You wear shades
[Y] You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome
[N] You've had a straight A semester.
[N] You have ridden a horse
[Y] You've never used drugs
[YY] You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him)
[Y] You like watching action-packed/violent movies
[Y] You have skipped class at least once
[Y] You can do the chicken dance <-WTF, Cool?
[Y] You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom
[Y] Starcraft > Warcraft3
[N] You let them rip, loud and proud
[Y] You can rip your shirt apart with no shame
[Y] You have owned a dog at one point
[Y] You've had a girlfriend
[N] You are asian
[Y/N] You can bench over 170lb <- Dunno...
[N] Pink is cool
[Y] Jessica Alba is Hot
[Y] Megan Fox is Hot
[Y/N] MiniMoose2707 is Hot <- How the fuck am I supposed to know
[Y] I am Hot <-If that's I as in Me.
[Y/N] LAN parties FTW <-Never been to one
[Y] You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick
[Y] You are over 6 feet tall
[Y] SEN is your homepage <- Not really but it's my first site I visit every day
[Y] You ate a bug
[Y] You have posted a picture of yourself online
[Y] Raynor > Fenix <-Fenix obviously isnt as good as Raynor because he got raped into a Dragoon.
[Y] You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps.
[Y] You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) <-He never saw me
[N] You've made a UMS map that got famous
[Y] Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers
[Y] Grapes > watermelons
[Y] You've owned Facebook at one point
[Y] Bros over Hoes
[N] You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously
[YY] You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) <-It wasnt the deodorant that made them do that though
[N] You've been to a dance with a girl... alone

75. Go me.

DAMN RIGHT!!!

[Y/N] You watch football - No
[Y/N] You wear shades - No
[Y/N] You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome - HELL YES!
[Y/N] You've had a straight A semester. - Yes, I'm a smart little boy.
[Y/N] You have ridden a horse - Mmhmm.
[Y/N] You've never used drugs - Yes, I'm a proud not drug-addict.
[Y/N] You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him) - YY, who hasn't beat on their little brother some time in their life?
[Y/N] You like watching action-packed/violent movies - Yessir.
[Y/N] You have skipped class at least once - Nope. I'm a goodie.
[Y/N] You can do the chicken dance - Yup.
[Y/N] You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom - Yeah...Everyone who doesn't is a skank :-/.
[Y/N] Starcraft > Warcraft3 - Starcraft Wins - Yes.
[Y/N] You let them rip, loud and proud - Yup. LOUD & PROUD!
[Y/N] You can rip your shirt apart with no shame - Indeed.
[Y/N] You have owned a dog at one point - My mom doesn't like dogs...No.
[Y/N] You've had a girlfriend - Yeah, in first grade :-/.
[Y/N] You are asian - NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[Y/N] You can bench over 170lb - Maybe like once even though it's 60 lbs more than I way. I'm a strong little kid.
[Y/N] Pink is cool - It's hot on girls.
[Y/N] Jessica Alba is Hot - Yesh.
[Y/N] Megan Fox is Hot - Yesh.
[Y/N] MiniMoose2707 is Hot - YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Y/N] I am Hot - YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Y/N] LAN parties FTW - Eww no.
[Y/N] You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick - Of course.
[Y/N] You are over 6 feet tall - No, I'm only 5"2'...
[Y/N] SEN is your homepage - No.
[Y/N] You ate a bug - When I was little.
[Y/N] You have posted a picture of yourself online - On my MySpace which none of you will find.
[Y/N] Raynor > Fenix - Raynor can kick fenix's ass.
[Y/N] You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps. - Yes.
[Y/N] You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) - YY, from my little brother. It tasted good.
[Y/N] You've made a UMS map that got famous - I've seen one of my maps that fail hosted once, so yeah I guess.
[Y/N] Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers - Y.
[Y/N] Grapes > watermelons - Yeppers.
[Y/N] You've owned Facebook at one point - Nooooooooooooo.
[Y/N] Bros over Hoes - What about homegirls? Yes I guess.
[Y/N] You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously - AWW YEAH!
[Y/N] You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) - Nein.
[Y/N] You've been to a dance with a girl... alone - If this is referring to hawt secks, no. If it's referring to dancing with a girl, yes.

32 x 2.5 = 80

Wow, I'mma purdy coo' gai.

[Y/N] You watch football
[Y/N] You wear shades
[Y/N] You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome
[Y/N] You've had a straight A semester. -- ?????
[Y/N] You have ridden a horse
[Y/N] You've never used drugs
[Y/N] You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him)
[Y/N] You like watching action-packed/violent movies
[Y/N] You have skipped class at least once
[Y/N] You can do the chicken dance
[Y/N] You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom
[Y/N] Starcraft > Warcraft3
[Y/N] You let them rip, loud and proud -- ???
[Y/N] You can rip your shirt apart with no shame
[Y/N] You have owned a dog at one point
[Y/N] You've had a girlfriend
[Y/N] You are asian
[Y/N] You can bench over 170lb
[Y/N] Pink is cool
[Y/N] Jessica Alba is Hot
[Y/N] Megan Fox is Hot
[Y/N] MiniMoose2707 is Hot
[Y/N] I am Hot
[Y/N] LAN parties FTW
[Y/N] You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick
[Y/N] You are over 6 feet tall
[Y/N] SEN is your homepage
[Y/N] You ate a bug
[Y/N] You have posted a picture of yourself online
[Y/N] Raynor > Fenix
[Y/N] You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps.
[Y/N] You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) -- I steal em from taller guys
[Y/N] You've made a UMS map that got famous -- FU** YOU ALL
[Y/N] Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers
[Y/N] Grapes > watermelons
[Y/N] You've owned Facebook at one point
[Y/N] Bros over Hoes
[Y/N] You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously
[Y/N] You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked)
[Y/N] You've been to a dance with a girl... alone

Score: = 52,5

You watch football --> Yes
You wear shades --> Yes
You are a proud owner of the Y chromosome --> Never thought about that but yeah
You've had a straight A semester. --> No
You have ridden a horse --> Aaahh Never
You've never used drugs --> Of course not
You've gotten in a fist fight with someone (Two Y if you beat the living shit out of him) -->2 Y
You like watching action-packed/violent movies --> Yes
You have skipped class at least once --> Oh Yes, who hasn't?
You can do the chicken dance --> No I can't
You wash your hands with soap every time you use the restroom --> Yes
Starcraft > Warcraft3 --> OF COURSE! Silly question!
You let them rip, loud and proud --> If there is no one around
You can rip your shirt apart with no shame --> NO! My shirts are expensive!!
You have owned a dog at one point --> 4 points actually
You've had a girlfriend --> Yep
You are asian --> I'm greek
You can bench over 170lb --> ????
Pink is cool --> Nah
Jessica Alba is Hot --> Yeah she is!
Megan Fox is Hot --> She is
MiniMoose2707 is Hot --> I'm sorry, who?
I am Hot --> If you say so
LAN parties FTW --> FTW! FTW! FTW!
You find it rather difficult to divert your eyes away from some hot scantily clad chick --> Yeah it is.
You are over 6 feet tall --> I am
SEN is your homepage --> Google is my homepage x-D
You ate a bug --> No
You have posted a picture of yourself online --> I have
Raynor > Fenix --> Vulture RAYNOR!!!!
You play real melee maps, not those shitty money or fastest maps. --> The best ones!!!
You've stolen candy from a little kid (Two Y if he started crying) --> No, sometimes I'm too nice.
You've made a UMS map that got famous --> Not yet. :-P
Violins, Violas, Cellos, and all those other squeaky instruments are for losers --> Guitar is the way!
Grapes > watermelons --> I'm eating grapes right now!!!!
You've owned Facebook at one point --> I still do.
Bros over Hoes --> ????
You've wrapped your arms around at least 4 girls simultaneously --> I'm still on 2
You've used Axe or Tag deodorant, hoping girls would be crawling all over you (Two Y if it actually worked) --> No
You've been to a dance with a girl... alone --> Yes

Score: 60