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New Russian Howitzer
Jun 16 2008, 9:06 pm
By: Polaris  

Jun 16 2008, 9:06 pm Polaris Post #1



This, my friends, has to be the sexiest piece of artillery I have ever seen in my life:







This thing looks ready to unleash two barrels of hell.

The only downside I see is that its huge! It looks like it would be a pain to transport it.



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Jun 16 2008, 9:21 pm Phobos Post #2

Are you sure about that?

Hmmmm... This gives me an idea for a mod...



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Jun 16 2008, 9:25 pm Centreri Post #3

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Hey, which company made this? {wikipediacheck}.. nope, nothing. Can you check your source as to what company made this? Also, I'd love to know it's movement speed, size/weight and some other stuff :blush: . Like what missiles it uses, exactly. I've seen some fancy Russian.. err.. rocket-launcher-vehicles that seem far more dangerous then this thing, though less defended. Plus, this looks slow.



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Jun 16 2008, 9:29 pm Zycorax Post #4

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Jeez, this is what we face if we're being invaded? Yep, I'm going to do about everything to get away from any military duty, resistance is futile anyway (duh, our strategy is to hold till USA can come and help us, patethic...).




Jun 16 2008, 9:30 pm Polaris Post #5



Quote from Centreri
Hey, which company made this? {wikipediacheck}.. nope, nothing. Can you check your source as to what company made this? Also, I'd love to know it's movement speed, size/weight and some other stuff :blush: . Like what missiles it uses, exactly. I've seen some fancy Russian.. err.. rocket-launcher-vehicles that seem far more dangerous then this thing, though less defended. Plus, this looks slow.

I think this answers pretty much everything:

http://www.quarry.nildram.co.uk/152x2.htm



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Jun 16 2008, 9:32 pm Falkoner Post #6



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Jeez, this is what we face if we're being invaded? Yep, I'm going to do about everything to get away from any military duty, resistance is futile anyway (duh, our strategy is to hold till USA can come and help us, patethic...).

No one would want to invade the US anyway :P we're all too crazy, they'd be getting shot with a shotgun around every corner :P



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Jun 16 2008, 9:34 pm Polaris Post #7



Quote from Falkoner
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Jeez, this is what we face if we're being invaded? Yep, I'm going to do about everything to get away from any military duty, resistance is futile anyway (duh, our strategy is to hold till USA can come and help us, patethic...).

No one would want to invade the US anyway :P we're all too crazy, they'd be getting shot with a shotgun around every corner :P
Did it ever occur to you that maybe he doesn't live in the USA? :P



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Jun 16 2008, 9:37 pm Centreri Post #8

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Quote from Polaris
Quote from Centreri
Hey, which company made this? {wikipediacheck}.. nope, nothing. Can you check your source as to what company made this? Also, I'd love to know it's movement speed, size/weight and some other stuff :blush: . Like what missiles it uses, exactly. I've seen some fancy Russian.. err.. rocket-launcher-vehicles that seem far more dangerous then this thing, though less defended. Plus, this looks slow.

I think this answers pretty much everything:

http://www.quarry.nildram.co.uk/152x2.htm
Ah, thanks. 50 km, at a shot every four seconds? Awesome :D . And produced by the major ones, too. I hope they come out with a video of this baby in action.

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Jeez, this is what we face if we're being invaded? Yep, I'm going to do about everything to get away from any military duty, resistance is futile anyway (duh, our strategy is to hold till USA can come and help us, patethic...).

No one would want to invade the US anyway :P we're all too crazy, they'd be getting shot with a shotgun around every corner :P
.. Yeah.. if you read his post, its pretty obvious he's not in the USA. And, honestly, if a few of these things supported by anti-air vehicles station themselves outside wherever you think shotguns will be effective, BUHBYE.



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Jun 16 2008, 9:40 pm Falkoner Post #9



Yes, but unless they are going to sit in the vehicle everywhere they go, they'll continually get picked off.



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Jun 16 2008, 9:43 pm MadZombie Post #10



wtf is this thing for real? it looks like it fails at going downhill.



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Jun 16 2008, 9:44 pm Centreri Post #11

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Y HALO THAR

Now, why WOULDN'T they stay in the vehicle everywhere they go?



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Jun 16 2008, 9:45 pm Falkoner Post #12



If it's going downhill the gun can rotate up. Because who wants to sit in a vehicle for days on end? And how would they get food?



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Jun 16 2008, 9:47 pm Symmetry Post #13

Dungeon Master

Quote from Falkoner
If it's going downhill the gun can rotate up. Because who wants to sit in a vehicle for days on end? And how would they get food?

There'd be food in it? And they wouldn't get out if there were people shooting at them...



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Jun 16 2008, 9:48 pm Centreri Post #14

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Falk, stop being stupid. When a group of army soldiers walks up to your house looking for food, you HIDE. You don't take out a shotgun, shout 'YEE-HAW', and start blasting.



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Jun 16 2008, 9:50 pm Zycorax Post #15

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I've been sitting at school, drooling a bit over this one though :D
I somehow end up searching for stuff like this in both history and science classes, as both can relate to this, somehow...

I live in Norway btw




Jun 16 2008, 10:02 pm Centreri Post #16

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Hey, that reminds me:
Most epic nuclear bomb ever.
Most epic non-nuclear bomb ever.



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Jun 17 2008, 3:48 am Demented Shaman Post #17



I'm sure the US has stuff that's just as badass as that.



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Jun 17 2008, 5:01 am FatalException Post #18



Quote from name:devilesk
I'm sure the US has stuff that's just as badass as that.
Lika-a this?
Or-a this?

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jun 17 2008, 5:46 am by FatalException.



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Jun 17 2008, 3:41 pm Polaris Post #19




No matter how powerful of an artillery unit the USA has, it will never be as cool as a howitzer with dual barrels. :P



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Jun 17 2008, 6:59 pm Paravin. Post #20



I wouldn't be worried if it was an American howitzer.. But I don't think I want Russia with something like THAT! :omfg:



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