You can hear the 'original' soundtrack for Crescent Dyne (the most infamous SC1 vaporware map), playing in the background of the start of this video. This man is somehow connected to woodenfire.
His wife is 10x hotter than him but they made the mistake of having children so they're both idiots. Also, if that's Wooden, I'm going to laugh so hard.
I'm pretty sure this wordpress was made by Wooden-Fire. I remember Lethal_Illusion telling me (about a year ago) that Wooden was working on a new game keeping the moniker.
His wife is 10x hotter than him but they made the mistake of having children so they're both idiots. Also, if that's Wooden, I'm going to laugh so hard.
I think they're extremely well paired, and obviously quite happy raising kids. Just because you're a miserable little child doesn't mean everyone else is/was/will-be.
You can hear the 'original' soundtrack for Crescent Dyne (the most infamous SC1 vaporware map), playing in the background of the start of this video. This man is somehow connected to woodenfire.
His wife is 10x hotter than him but they made the mistake of having children so they're both idiots. Also, if that's Wooden, I'm going to laugh so hard.
Crescent Dyne? An infamous SC1 map? Never heard of it.
As for the video is audio quality is shit and he needs to fix that before I take anything he says seriously.
He's right about ink costing an arm and a lamb though.
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
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