Your mother is very attracted and sophisticated.

...Wait... am I doing something wrong here?

Yo Momma's so fat when you try to use a location on her it says "maximum number of locations used"

Yo momma's so ugly even the firebat won't invite her to his next barbeque.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought labyrinthos was a fun map!

Yo momma so stupid she burned herself while using hotkeys.

Only one I approve of.

Yo momma so fat, she has consume on auto-cast


Yeah, you are; grammar.

Your mom is so fat it takes TWO dropships just to load and unload her =D

Yo momma so dumb, she think 20,000 goons is fun.

Yo momma so ugly if she was a Dark Templar Science Vessels would refuse to Detect her.

Yo momma so fat she was morphed from a Lair.

Yo momma so dumb she tried to kill the enemy with a MULE rush.

I like how some of these are too good for certain posters. Are we just translating jokes from the yo mama ship thread? I would be very dissapointed. Some of these are good.

Yo momma is so fat it would take an eternity for a vulture to micro her.

Yo momma is so slow I bet she works at blizzard.

Yo momma is so fat even casting broodling on her wouldn't do anything.

Yo momma so dumb she don't know about death counts.

Yo mamma's such a ho, she infests Zerg Queens. With STDs.

Yo momma so fat, Defilers can't Consume dat shit!

Yo momma such a ho, ain' no Medic's Heal gonna fix her up!

Instead of formulating a witty response, I will provide a link to a poorly-made youtube video.

Lotus seems to have the most good ones, but this is only one that literally made me lol.

Yo momma is so nasty, whenever she's disabled- windows crashes so it doesn't have to see her face.

Your mother is so slow that when she's ensnared, she goes back in time.

Your mother is so fat that she doesn't lift, she pushes the planet down.

Your mother is so fat that you need to run the Set Next Scenario trigger several times to fully load her into a game.

Your mother is so stupid that public gamers find that she’s dumb.

WARNING: Unit Unplaceable! (Your mother) (2048,2032)

Chia, you got it wrong, it's

WARNING: Unit Unplacable! (Your Mother) ( , )

Your mom is so big that bnet chrashes when he log in.... wait a minute.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on May 21 2010, 11:15 pm by Kain_Highwind.

That makes no sense.

- Your mom's so fat, you can't even widen the corridors anymore to reduce the number of nooks and crannies.
- Your mom's so fat, she replaced the fog of war.
- Your mom's so fat, you had to use Ophelia to see the rest of her.
- Your mom's so fat, she passed "crush a tank" in record time.