As an observer, I must admit your squadron is appealing.
I pledge my faith to you, my Lord Aster, and your Horde.
I shall offer my expertise in torture and subversive tactics. Nothing is more insidious, nor corrosive, than the very nature of said work.
Being denied thus, I shall become rogue and fulfill the latter area of expertise--I will infiltrate the society of Light, and report as an anonymous observer the doings of the higher-ups.
My liege, you shall have my service. It is no longer yours to refuse, merely to channel.
Forces of Light should GTFO our thread nao.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
It's your thread now is it? Well I have only one thing to say to the despicable acts which you have/will commit: NO U!
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
We're the Boogaloo.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
I think we'll have to ask Aster on that one (in other words, false).
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
He'll just lie. DER!
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
I'm gonna have to go with, it IS our thread, and always has been.
In other words: NO U GTFO
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
NO U
Darkmarine go make a post for teh Lords of Light please. And make the topic description NO U
Kthxbai
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
You have failed even in making your own thread. Where is your Light now???
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Shining away, where your vile dark spies cannot find it.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Relatively ancient and inactive
I have arrived from Norway, where I used my dark influence to do evil touristy things like walk around with a swinging camera, spreading my malign influence into the sunniest reaches of the fjords. I will now ask the eternal question - where's the roster of members, and why has no one posted here for two days?
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Cause the light post was infused into the dark post and ended up eating 99% of the activity of both.
Idk you wanted an answer.
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Centreri, I am still deep into covert operations upon the foundation of Light society.
Besides, football two-a-days has me tired out
I have powers that could prove useful to the horde. They include, and are not limited to, mastery of both logical and illogical debate, incredible arrogance, and a vast collection of the devil's music. I also play poker in purgatory with jesus every other thursday, so I might be able to get him to pull some strings for our cause with my mastery of persuasion techniques.
(I would like to apply for positions Lord of Vain Sacrifice or Lord of Unholy Possession)
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I have powers that could prove useful to the horde. They include, and are not limited to, mastery of both logical and illogical debate, incredible arrogance, and a vast collection of the devil's music. I also play poker in purgatory with jesus every other thursday, so I might be able to get him to pull some strings for our cause with my mastery of persuasion techniques.
(I would like to apply for positions Lord of Vain Sacrifice or Lord of Unholy Possession)
I heard he is really bad at bluffing.
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I have powers that could prove useful to the horde. They include, and are not limited to, mastery of both logical and illogical debate, incredible arrogance, and a vast collection of the devil's music. I also play poker in purgatory with jesus every other thursday, so I might be able to get him to pull some strings for our cause with my mastery of persuasion techniques.
(I would like to apply for positions Lord of Vain Sacrifice or Lord of Unholy Possession)
I heard he is really bad at bluffing.
Yeah, his little halo stops glowing when he's lying. Nobody tells him this though, so it brings the lulz when he's trying to steal a pot.
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Yea, once i was playing poker with sunglasses on, and no body told me they could see my cards in the reflection until half way through the game.
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Norm >>> Lord of Vain Sacrifice AND Unholy Possession
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