Why would anyone go to heaven? Hell would be much more interesting. In Heaven you would only have the company of saints and monks. In Hell, you would talk with Kings, Presidents, and Popes.

Why would a pope go to Hell? I thought they were religious leaders .

Yah, religious leaders who have a history of abusing their power, manipulating the people, acting impiously (they actually aren't supposed to be sexually active. Many had multiple partners), and making up rules to fit their purposes.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Ten-Bad-Popes

JaFF, evil does not allow for compromises in this manner. In our Horde, either you stand with us or against us, for although playing both sides would be considered rather evil, it's not really the kind we approve of.

Being Light doesn't mean being GOOD, just bright and flashy.

If you're a truly evil horde, you approve of all kinds of evil.

Technically we do, but in a personal sense, I frown on the type of evil that would compromise the integrity of our legion.

'Join the Evil horde if you want justice, truth, and integrity! The Horde does not compromise, we remain truthful and value integrity above all!'

Yeah...

yea, whoever said light = good and dark = evil. Some of you people are obviously racist against dark people!!

Question, what would happen if a harp played metal music...?

Then why don't you just expand the notion of 'integrity of the legion' to include the form of evil that I represent?

The role playing in this thread is going steadily downhill.

The Lord of Shiny Cutlery steps forward. Not even bothering with his spork, he grabs Symmetry the Kow around the neck and quickly throttles him. As Symmetry's last breathes escapes his tortured throat, the noble Lord of Light member whispers,'Are you happy now?'

I always thought F'poon sounded much much cooler

WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? If you tell a SENner that he's getting worse at something, of course he's going to do EVEN WORSE just to annoy you!

Sigh.
Integrity as in, why in the name of Hastur would I want anyone in my army working for the other side as well?!
C'mon, people/beings, this is basic stuff here...

Exactly! The Light is EVIL!

Doesn't HAVE to be Evil either. Could be neutral if we want.

JaFF, your vision is appreciated, and any efforts you make to help our cause will not be forgotten, whether you die as one of the Evil, or the Light. You are a perfect example of how even in the darkest, most desparate times, there are those willing to seek a better way.

But...but all he's doing is saying he's playing both sides in the hopes of coming out on top regardless of who should triumph in the ultimate struggle. In fact, that seems a bit...evil to me.