So, the other day a stranger approached me, says: "Yo. Norm!"

I'm like, "Sup?"

And this guy says "Dude so I heard you made like a really good map called HS."

And I confirmed this rumor that he heard by admitting my creation of this map.

AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID!!

Norm, I must admit
Your rhymes have wit
But your game, it is lacking
and these people, they're backing
This assertion of mine
and try not to whine
but here's the truth:

Hero Sanct needs maor balance
Right now, I feel malice
So I must implore
(and would really adore)
To see this map taken to the next level
and the heroes to be----

AND THEN I PUNCHED THIS GUY RIGHT IN THE FACE

I said, "Man, I know your dialogue is scripted. You're not fooling anyone. But, even so, I'll tell you this: I will take HS to the next level. I will bring it even closer to that sacred point of perfection. I will not settle for less. BUT - Don't think I'm doing this for you, or anyone else. I'm doing this for myself, because I know that I can. So next time you think about busting out some poem in front of me, maybe you should just download and play the new version of HS that I attached to this post."

And then I came on SEN and posted this.

Enjoy.




p.s. Start practicing for the next tournament sometime in August.

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Nosrsly. No negatives here. Tinymap2 will be a blessing.

Epic post Norm, I LOL'd so hard.

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Epic post Norm, I LOL'd so hard.

Thank you kindly.

p.s. I read your RM story, and it is pretty funny lol. I like it except we need to edit it to be a little less corny and then it'll be golden.

Alright, no problem. What part needs editing?

So, the balance changes in .10 are amazing... especially the Ninja one. Serpent's L2 nerf makes it harder to train when your getting trolled, but it was still a much needed nerf and seems to work out well.

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So, the balance changes in .10 are amazing... especially the Ninja one. Serpent's L2 nerf makes it harder to train when your getting trolled, but it was still a much needed nerf and seems to work out well.

What can I say? I try.

But yeah, I am quite pleased with 1.10 as well.

Yeah... it's pretty sweet. What all do we need to edit on that story?

So... who all would like to see another tournament? This time perhaps 3v3?

Yo, guys. I'm going to go over the two stories you submitted as soon as I can, haha. And, I'm also working on a 1.10b

Yessssss..... stories are fun... and updates are the shit. Fix that damn Necro bug if you can.

When should we be expecting 1.10B?

Tomorrow maybe.

p.s. I found a way to fix that annoying FH bug =).

SWEET! No more having to rape a nooblet necro that gets the FH bug 3 times in a row. Yes that has actually happened to me.

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SWEET! No more having to rape a nooblet necro that gets the FH bug 3 times in a row. Yes that has actually happened to me.

Yeah, necro is actually the easiest char to get the bug with, but I found out it's actually possible with all characters. Oh well, it wont matter because it's patched in the next version.

Good. I don't think I've ever managed to get it with anyone else though.

Norm, it's about time we throw together another tourny...