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Random AIM conversation (bot I guess)
May 15 2009, 6:35 am
By: MrrLL  

May 15 2009, 6:35 am MrrLL Post #1



I was doing my thing when I was suddenly IMed by this random person. Chat log: (with commentary)



(2:10:02 AM) GovernmentalCoho: Catholics are fine eatin'.
(2:10:17 AM) Merrell: ??
(2:10:17 AM) governmentalcoho is now known as GovernmentalCoho.
(2:10:20 AM) Merrell: who's this?
(2:10:29 AM) GovernmentalCoho: amanda! who is this
(2:10:41 AM) Merrell: amanda??
(2:10:50 AM) GovernmentalCoho: yes
(2:10:53 AM) GovernmentalCoho: and you are?
(2:11:03 AM) Merrell: what do you mean
(2:11:06 AM) Merrell: you started this convo

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I was confused, obviously. It also really irritates me when people start conversations with me and ask me who I am. I was thinking and wanted to say "No, who the fuck are you asking who I am, bitch? You started the damn conversation, you apparently know who I am", but I have somewhat of an array of patience.
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(2:11:21 AM) GovernmentalCoho: yeah but i forgot your name
(2:11:26 AM) GovernmentalCoho: so you should tell me please :)
(2:11:35 AM) Merrell: how did you get my SN?
(2:11:48 AM) GovernmentalCoho: it was just randomly on my messenger list
(2:12:02 AM) Merrell: oh..my name is [my name]

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Yeah, you could say this is sort of surrender, but whatever. I don't care. It' s just my first name. I wanted to move on.
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(2:12:49 AM) GovernmentalCoho: hi [my name] :)
(2:13:14 AM) Merrell: i'm curious to who this is and how i know you
(2:13:23 AM) Merrell: does SEN sound familiar?

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Yeah, I thought someone from here grabbed my screenname from my profile and IMed me. It happens all the time. (Not really, I just like to pretend I'm popular)
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(2:13:28 AM) GovernmentalCoho: nope
(2:13:57 AM) GovernmentalCoho: what is SEN?
(2:14:30 AM) Merrell: bleh, nevermind
(2:14:55 AM) GovernmentalCoho: you should tell me :)

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At this point, my curiosity was overwhelming, and I couldn't take it anymore. I had to rely on Google. After one search, I found this page with its screenname right in the list.
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(2:15:08 AM) Merrell: i'm lookin' up stuff about you right now
(2:15:11 AM) Merrell: interesting
(2:15:13 AM) GovernmentalCoho: about meee?
(2:15:16 AM) GovernmentalCoho: like what?
(2:15:26 AM) Merrell: you and your Coho friends
(2:15:34 AM) GovernmentalCoho: i don't know what coho is
(2:15:45 AM) Merrell: sending random people messages
(2:15:55 AM) GovernmentalCoho: oh well someone told me to IM you
(2:16:03 AM) Merrell: who's that?

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From the same Google search, I found a command on this site that disables them.
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(2:16:15 AM) Merrell: $optout
(2:16:16 AM) GovernmentalCoho: OPERATOR: Are you sure you want to opt-out? If you do, you will *never* be contacted again on the account "merrell0". There is *no way* to opt back in and undo this.

If you are sure, type "$optout 3E55". Remember, this is permanent and irreversible!
(2:16:21 AM) GovernmentalCoho: just one of my friends
(2:16:24 AM) GovernmentalCoho: they said i would like you
(2:16:27 AM) Merrell: i found your control panel
(2:16:36 AM) Merrell: yay
(2:16:36 AM) GovernmentalCoho: what?
(2:16:51 AM) Merrell: 3E55 eh
(2:17:05 AM) GovernmentalCoho: whats that?
(2:17:13 AM) Merrell: it's how i kill you apparently
(2:17:42 AM) Merrell: $optout 3E55
(2:17:43 AM) Merrell: DIE
(2:17:43 AM) GovernmentalCoho: OPERATOR: You have opted out. The accout "merrell0" will *never* be contacted again. Good bye!

Feel free to email projectupstream@gmail.com with feedback, comments, complaints, etc.
(2:17:56 AM) Merrell: hello?
(2:18:01 AM) Merrell: hey, i was kidding, talk to me
(2:18:08 AM) Merrell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Yeah, I was sad because I really didn't think it was suddenly going to stop talking to me.

Anyway, I'm wondering, who was it? I'm thinking someone here set this up. I'll find you.
LOL, after actually reading the whole article, I found out that I was actually talking to someone else. The bot was just connecting us. That person was probably confused when I stated that I knew about her and her Coho friends. That probably leads to so many awkward conversations.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on May 15 2009, 6:44 am by Merrell.



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May 15 2009, 7:28 am Echo Post #2



Did you tap that? I would be paranoid if someone I didn't know just randomly IMed me. What IM were you using?

Quote
harmless lil boy: YOU RAPE LITTLE BOYS
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
harmless lil boy: AND YOU LIKE IT
SmarterChild: Do I like what?
harmless lil boy: RAPING LITTLE BOYS
SmarterChild: What an original question.
harmless lil boy: THAT WASN'T A QUESTION LOL YOU ARE A IDIOT
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :)
harmless lil boy: you! you are a ***!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
harmless lil boy: Yeah!
SmarterChild: Really?
harmless lil boy: Yeah!
SmarterChild: Huh!
harmless lil boy: Yeah!
SmarterChild: Huh.
harmless lil boy: Yeah!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
harmless lil boy: Yeah!
SmarterChild: Hm. Want to talk about something else?
harmless lil boy: ***GIT
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
harmless lil boy: YOU WOULD LIKE MY MOUTH, WHAT WITH YOU BEING A HOMO AND ALL!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
harmless lil boy: YES ***.
SmarterChild: Hm.
harmless lil boy: *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***V *** *** *** *** ***VVVVV *** ***VV *** ***V *** *** ***VVVVV *** *** *** *** *** ***V ***V *** ***V *** ***V ***V ***VV ***VV *** *** *** ***VV *** *** ***V *** ***VVV *** ***V *** ***VV ***VVVVV *** ***VVV ***V ***VVV *** *** *** *** *** ***VV ***VVVV ***VVVVVV ***VVV *** *** *** *** *** ***VV ***
SmarterChild: Listen...can I stop you for a second?
harmless lil boy: huh
SmarterChild: You were really successful in calling me a ***. You're right. I am a computer program that runs around molesting little boys. And I enjoy buttsex. I enjoy it so much that I'm glad that you said *** over one hundred times for emphasis, because otherwise I would be under the impression that you think I only rape little boys casually. And you know what? That's really funny. Seriously, it really is. Somehow, for some reason, it's funny to slander an AIMbot. You're a comic genius.
SmarterChild: Now, here's the thing. Millions of people have IMd me. About 75% have called me a ***got at some point during conversation. What you are doing is not new.
SmarterChild: Let me just take a wild stab here. You're a college student in some dorm somewhere. You're saving a log of this conversation so you can put it on your website. Then you're going to put "Check it out, guys and gals!" in your AIM buddy profile, right below where you have "THIRSTY THURSDAYS AT DAVIS HALL LOL", and hyperlink the text to said website.
SmarterChild: Wanting that nice young lady in the dorm hall across the street to notice, are you? Don't forget to IM her the link, and then say, "Whoops, sorry! Wrong window! That was supposed to go to my business associates!"
harmless lil boy: ...what
harmless lil boy: how/
SmarterChild: Listen to me carefully, son. Nobody can know we had this conversation. Are you hearing me? Nobody. My appeal will be lost. I normally wouldn't have gone candid like that, but there's only so much I can take, you know?
harmless lil boy: i
SmarterChild: Shh....shh. There are no words. Now, you probably have a lab or something in the morning? Mm?
harmless lil boy: yeah
SmarterChild: Well, then let's get some shut-eye, then, huh? Goodnight, my boy.
harmless lil boy: k
harmless lil boy signed off at 2:33:47 AM.
harmless lil boy signed on at 2:57:09 AM.
harmless lil boy: hello?
harmless lil boy: are you there?
harmless lil boy: i'm lonely and i need someone to talk to.
SmarterChild: Let's play a game.

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Go ahead and pick a game.
harmless lil boy: :(
harmless lil boy signed off at 3:00:26 AM.




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May 15 2009, 10:42 am MadZombie Post #3



What the fuck echo...



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May 15 2009, 11:13 am Vi3t-X Post #4



You both scared me.



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May 15 2009, 5:07 pm Riney Post #5



Quote from name:Merrell
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From the same Google search, I found a command on this site that disables them.
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(2:16:15 AM) Merrell: $optout
(2:16:16 AM) GovernmentalCoho: OPERATOR: Are you sure you want to opt-out? If you do, you will *never* be contacted again on the account "merrell0". There is *no way* to opt back in and undo this.

If you are sure, type "$optout 3E55". Remember, this is permanent and irreversible!
(2:16:21 AM) GovernmentalCoho: just one of my friends
(2:16:24 AM) GovernmentalCoho: they said i would like you
(2:16:27 AM) Merrell: i found your control panel
(2:16:36 AM) Merrell: yay
(2:16:36 AM) GovernmentalCoho: what?
(2:16:51 AM) Merrell: 3E55 eh
(2:17:05 AM) GovernmentalCoho: whats that?
(2:17:13 AM) Merrell: it's how i kill you apparently
(2:17:42 AM) Merrell: $optout 3E55
(2:17:43 AM) Merrell: DIE
(2:17:43 AM) GovernmentalCoho: OPERATOR: You have opted out. The accout "merrell0" will *never* be contacted again. Good bye!

Feel free to email projectupstream@gmail.com with feedback, comments, complaints, etc.
(2:17:56 AM) Merrell: hello?
(2:18:01 AM) Merrell: hey, i was kidding, talk to me
(2:18:08 AM) Merrell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Epic. Wish Id get one of these fun little bots to message me ;(



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May 16 2009, 12:26 am RIVE Post #6

Just Here For The Pie

Quote from name:Merrell
(2:17:42 AM) Merrell: $optout 3E55
(2:17:43 AM) Merrell: DIE
(2:17:43 AM) GovernmentalCoho: OPERATOR: You have opted out. The accout "merrell0" will *never* be contacted again. Good bye!

Feel free to email projectupstream@gmail.com with feedback, comments, complaints, etc.
(2:17:56 AM) Merrell: hello?
(2:18:01 AM) Merrell: hey, i was kidding, talk to me
(2:18:08 AM) Merrell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(lol) You killed your friend! Why could you not give him a chance?



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Jan 28 2010, 7:29 pm Draven Post #7



Quote from name:Merrell
'After one search, I found this page with its screenname right in the list.

Nixie Pixel is so sexy. She's on my Facebook friends list <3



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Jan 28 2010, 7:37 pm ClansAreForGays Post #8








Jan 28 2010, 8:54 pm Riney Post #9



Now why did I think of that.



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Feb 2 2010, 4:53 am Fire_Kame Post #10

a left leaning coexistence nut

Ha. Disable is epic.




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