Funniest thing that has ever happened to you, a friend or family... but at the same time, probably the worst thing to happen to you or that person?

I have a whole lot of unfortunate events happen to me, that wouldn't happen to anyone else I know... and everyone else finds it funny because I always end up in these stupid positions that I cannot get out of, yet they get to see me try...

However, the funniest thing that I know to happen to someone I know of... is this male, a virgin, had sex with a female, a virgin, and he got an STD

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A friend and I challenges each other to eat leafs from a tree in school. So we did it but what we didn't know is that they had sprayed bug poison in them so we both got poisoned the day after and didn't assist to school for like 3 days. My friend was gayer, though, since he was actually hospitalized. I just stayed at home sucking it up like real men >:0

Mine is X rated...

PM it to people who are 18+

I was in French class in grade 10, and two of my friends were play fighting. One grabbed a used toilet brush, and started to use it as a weapon, the other, thinking it a feather duster, just rolled with it. Long story short, he was known as shit-face for a year.

Same two guys, friend #1 was hanging out chewing some paper in maths class a year later, one of my friends took a piece of paper, rubbed it all over his junk, inside underwear, and then covertly placed it so it ended up friend #1 ate the crotch paper. This is the day he shed shit-face and became cock-tongue.

Later still, same two guys, wrestling in French class, guy #2 finally got his comeuppance, banging his face, and gouging his eye on a desk.

Good times.

....How the fuck? Was it like... Mono?


Corbo: He sucks up real men.

Don't tease us, Doodan D:

I thought you liked being teased!

EDIT: Okay, it had something to do with... evidence (that's the X-rated part; it's worse than you're thinking)... that was left behind after this girl cheated on her boyfriend with me. I later learned that once he found out, his response was to burn a pair of her underwear. I lol'd heartily.

Well...

Doodan give us the full story, i will throw a big obnoxious (if you're not old enough to read mature shit, don't, at the top...)
DOODAN IS TEH PLAYA

Syphon. Apparently what happened is it went dorment in her blood or something or the other, and when they checked her blood it didn't show as present, so they both, thinking perfectly clean had unprotected sex, and since it wasn't dorment in his body, he then got it, and she doesn't...

It's funny because that never fucking happens. Also... your stories are a BIT funny !

But how did she get it in the first place?

probably passed on from her mother/father

Two words: seepage, bedsheets

I feel like such a terrible influence...

Hm, the most recent I suppose is when I had my last gf over. Me and her brother where playing gears on two different tvs in two different rooms. She started giving me head and after a bit, he decided to walk in to tell me something (probably because I kept turning the mic off or something). He just stared, probably like wtf...

Your story is much cooler than Doodan's.

My friend went through something similar as this guy.

I think that the virus or whatever skippeda generation and it was oneof her grandparents that had it... still i LUL'd

IP > Doodan

The time that my friend had sex with our other friends sister who we called 'dinosaur'

That shit was hillarious!

Horrible things don't coincide with funny things in my life.

Closest thing I got is I climbed a tree once, and right when I got to the top, it fell over. It really hurt.

ROFL!!!!
Did it fall as a result of you?