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Just outside of town, the first murder of the night took place. At roughly midnight, Xx.Doom.xX was riding his bike down the street when he was smacked with a sledgehammer. Major impact was inflicted upon him by the hammer, which simply crushed his vital organs. Apparently the mafia used his bike as a getaway, for it was not on the scene. Locals claim to have spotted him riding away, confirming that the bike is indeed stolen.
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In the middle of the intersection at 29th and 13th, JordanN was murdered while coming out of the corner bodega. Seeimingly out of nowhere, a mafia member, still on fire, ran up from down the street and killed him with sansetsukon. The mafia member then took off down the street. After a few seconds, a drunken driver that was unable to stop smashed into him at more than 50 miles per hour. The mafia member was thrown some distance, but got up and continued running into the night.
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In a local backyard pool, the dead body of Syphon was discovered. He was underwater at the bottom, surrounded by miniature houses. Some were built of Lego blocks, others were made out of cardboard. Officials were baffled as to why the corpse was sunken to the floor of the lake instead of floating on top. The owners of the pool were equally confused, asserting that they had just drained the pool that day before going to sleep.