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The Truth About Kittens

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Creator: A_of-s_t
Time: Jun 8 2008, 3:28 am
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Post #1     A_of-s_t Jun 8 2008, 3:28 am

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The Truth About Kittens

During a serious discussion with Lord Agamemnon, his "associate" made a startling realization.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. We all know this fact -- it is scientific proof. Thus, a kitten being born implies no one is masturbating. Therefore, by internet logic, we can assume that every time a kitten is born, somebody out there is getting some.

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Its the circle of life!
From silent:
"lolol First of all wikipedia is flawed because anyone can come into it and post anything. About criticism.. no. You can't just change the definition of a word and expect everyone to bow down in awe. I am using macro evolution as an identifier between changing from one kind to another kind. I.E. bananas turning into flies. So if you want to argue about this then your argueing about the definition of a word.. Not the theory itself. If you want I can use false evolution, or neverbeenseenbefore evolution instead of macro. Its up to you"
This is stupidity. Please look at it very closely -- notice that almost every logical fallacy is used in it.
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Post #2     MillenniumArmy Jun 8 2008, 3:36 am

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but the question is, who is getting action?
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Post #3     Lord Agamemnon[MM] Jun 8 2008, 3:38 am

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Quote from MillenniumArmy
but the question is, who is getting action?
Presumably the people who were masturbating? :P
"...On top of that, there's a freaky flying maid coming towards me."
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Post #4     Darkling Jun 8 2008, 3:39 am

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THINK OF THE KITTENS! They're so cute and fluffy and fuzzy and :3.
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Post #5     Centreri Jun 8 2008, 3:49 am

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Quote from Lord Agamemnon[MM]
Quote from MillenniumArmy
but the question is, who is getting action?
Presumably the people who were masturbating? :P
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