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Aug 28 2007, 5:46 pm
By: Moogle
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Aug 28 2007, 5:46 pm Moogle Post #1

Predator of Bed Chambers

Who you think would win;

Ninja or Pirate!


Give a reason why as well...

If all else fails, crowbar the fucker

Aug 28 2007, 5:46 pm DT_Battlekruser Post #2

Ninja.. the pirate would never even see what was coming because he would be drinking rum.


Aug 28 2007, 5:47 pm Moogle Post #3

Predator of Bed Chambers

Pirate bad BO could make ninja fall down and pass out =/

If all else fails, crowbar the fucker

Aug 28 2007, 5:51 pm Money Post #4

Ninja could throw ninja stars from far away so he doesn't smell BO.


Aug 28 2007, 5:54 pm JordanN Post #5

Naw its Pirates > Penguins > Ninja

Pirateships conquer ninja becuase they cant swim.


Aug 28 2007, 5:56 pm who Post #6

Ninja > Pirate.

ninjas = assasins = win


Aug 28 2007, 6:06 pm SubFocus Post #7

Ninjas have advanced martial arts training, and their sole purpose is to administer quick death.

Pirates just lug around getting wasted in big wooden ships, and steal shit from other ships, or villages/cities they dock in.

I think this is a no contest.


Aug 28 2007, 6:06 pm Echo Post #8

Pirates are better, no doubt.


Aug 28 2007, 6:09 pm ~:Deathawk:~ Post #9



Aug 28 2007, 6:13 pm Echo Post #10

I wonder if I still have my SEN : Ninjas vs Pirates map. I never really finished it.


Aug 28 2007, 6:22 pm Cob Post #11

Ninjas can surf.

Ninjas can stand on one leg without falling because they are drunk.

Ninjas hide very well. Try to find the 28 hiding ninjas.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Aug 28 2007, 6:22 pm by Cob.


Aug 28 2007, 6:44 pm Falcizzle Post #12

Ninjas have indomitable fighting skills. I don't care how many guns you have, they can jump down like BAAAAAAAH! and slice your face off with a guitar.

You love my reasoning. ^^


Aug 28 2007, 8:20 pm Cnl.Fatso Post #13

Pirates are legendary, but only because of Monkey Island.


Aug 28 2007, 11:34 pm Joeman12 Post #14

Pirates > Ninja.
Ninja's kick ass! Pirates are a bunch of diseased, scurvy ridden guys crammed togethor on a small ship.... How is that cool?


Aug 29 2007, 2:54 am who Post #15

You used > instead of <


Aug 29 2007, 3:07 am KrayZee Post #16

Hands down, Ninjas.


Aug 29 2007, 3:08 am ToA Post #17

Que Sera, Sera.


Aug 29 2007, 3:11 am EzDay281 Post #18

Ninjas > pirates.
Pirates > zombies.
Zombies > ninjas.
Robots, of course.
Robots > Ninjas. Don't try sneaking up on a robot-ninja. It doesn't work.
Robots > Pirates. All good robots, even robot-ninjas - especially robot-ninjas - have submarine forms, as we all know.
Robots > Zombies. Zombies can't infect machines.

Therefore, I declare robots the ultimate winner. Samurai, of course, losing only to zombies and more-than making up for it with defeating robots obviously aren't even in this league.


Aug 29 2007, 3:20 am WoAHorde Post #19

But robots can't stand up to a wimpy EMP blast like pirates. ;)


Aug 29 2007, 2:30 pm Paravin. Post #20

Pirates > Ninjas.

Why? Cuz' they have Rum!


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