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Creator: MillenniumArmy
Time: Jan 27 2008, 12:34 am

Post #1     MillenniumArmy Jan 27 2008, 12:34 am

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No, I did not make this quiz and Yes, IMO this quiz is biased and may raise objections, but still... take the quiz and see how asian you are.

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[Y/N] Your hair color is black
[Y/N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[Y/N] You were born in Asia
[Y/N] You don't wear shoes in your house
[Y/N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y/N] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y/N] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y/N] Gotta have that rice
[Y/N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[Y/N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[Y/N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y/N] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y/N] Soy sauce ftw
[Y/N] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y/N] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[Y/N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[Y/N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y/N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y/N] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[Y/N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y/N] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[Y/N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[Y/N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y/N] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y/N] You are under 5'10"
[Y/N] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y/N] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y/N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[Y/N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y/N] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[Y/N] You can rave
[Y/N] You've taken martial arts
[Y/N] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[Y/N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[Y/N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[Y/N] You listen to asian music
[Y/N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[Y/N] WHITE POWER FTL
[Y/N] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y/N] Asians own; you can't dispute it

SCORE:


How to calculate score:

SCORE = (Number of yes)x2.5

(note: there are 40 questions)




So I'll start:

[Y] Your hair color is black
[Y] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[Y] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y] Gotta have that rice
[Y] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[Y] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y] Soy sauce ftw
[Y] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[N] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[Y] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[Y] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[Y] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[N] You are under 5'10"
[Y] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[Y] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[Y] You gang up on people who are not asian
[Y] You listen to asian music
[N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[Y] WHITE POWER FTL
[Y] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it

SCORE: 72.5%
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Post #2     ihjel Jan 27 2008, 12:54 am

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[N] Your hair color is black
[N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[N] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[N] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[N] Gotta have that rice
[N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[N] "Eatnow, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[N] You only shop for items that are on sale
[N] Soy sauce ftw
[N] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[N] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[N] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[N] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[N] You are under 5'10"
[N] Your friends are mostly asian
[N] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[I dunno lol] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y/N I Eat neiter so not the cheap american ones] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[Y] You've taken martial arts
[N] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[Y] You listen to asian music
[Y] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[Y] WHITE POWER FTL
[N] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Yes you can] Asians own; you can't dispute it

SCORE:17,5%
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Post #3     EzDay281[MM] Jan 27 2008, 1:27 am

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40%

Humorously, I am actually half Asian. :O

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Post #4     Killer_Kow[MM] Jan 27 2008, 2:08 am

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100 lol
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5%.
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Post #5     KrayZee Jan 27 2008, 2:38 am

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[Y] Your hair color is black
[Y] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y] Gotta have that rice
[Y] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[Y] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y] You only shop for items that are on sale
[N] Soy sauce ftw
[N] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[Y] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[Y] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[N] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[Y] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y] You are under 5'10" (In High School... that is)
[Y] Your friends are mostly asian
[N] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[N] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[Y] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[Y] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[Y] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[Y] You gang up on people who are not asian
[Y] You listen to asian music
[Y] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[Y] WHITE POWER FTL
[Y] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it

SCORE: 70%
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Post #6     [lil-Inferno]:] Jan 27 2008, 2:46 am

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[Y] Your hair color is black
[N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[N] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[N] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y] Gotta have that rice
[N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[N] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y] Soy sauce ftw
[N] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[Y] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[N] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Hell No] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[Y] You play DDR AND are good at it
[N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[N] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y] You are under 5'10"
[One of them, so N] Your friends are mostly asian
[Eww No] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[N] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[N] You listen to asian music
[N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[NO!] WHITE POWER FTL
[N] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it

SCORE: 25% Asian, I'm not asian at all :dontgetit: yet people say I look asian.
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Post #7     O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Jan 27 2008, 2:48 am

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[N] Your hair color is black
[N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[N] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y] Gotta have that rice
[N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[N] You only shop for items that are on sale
Usually, but not only.

[Y] Soy sauce ftw
I will even drink it in smallish amounts.

[Y] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
And in order.

[N] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
Test scores, yes, otherwise no.

[N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
I've never tried. :P

[Y] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
Indeed I have, and was taught the Asian (Chinese, I think it is) style of holding the ping-pong paddle.

[N] You are under 5'10"
[Y] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
Aparently I know how to call someone a melon head in chinese... But other than that, no.

[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[N] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[N] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[N] You listen to asian music
[N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
Possibly, a lot of them aparently speak English. But I'll say no.

[Y] WHITE POWER FTL
Sure :P

[Y] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
Don't know what that is, so I can only assume I wont ever visit it.

[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it

14*2.5=35

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Post #8     [Doodan]:] Jan 27 2008, 3:00 am

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[N] Your hair color is black
-Dark brown, lol
[N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[N] You don't wear shoes in your house
-I actually have shoes on most of the time, except when sleeping or bathing.
[N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[?] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
-No I do not or yes I do not? The wording is confusing.
[Y] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
-lol, I'm native american, but some people mistake my eye shape for asian eyes.
[N] Gotta have that rice
-Rice is okay, but I don't eat it too often.
[N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y] You only shop for items that are on sale
-I don't think this is very specific of asians, since everyone I know does this, lol.
[Y] Soy sauce ftw
[N] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
-My mom hates when I bring home blondes and redheads... which are my favorites. ;p
[N] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[-] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[N] You are under 5'10"
-That's my exact height, lol.
[N] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[N] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[Y] You've taken martial arts
- I took Aikido for about 2 months.
[N] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[N] You listen to asian music
[N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[-] WHITE POWER FTL
[-] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
-No idea what that is.
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it
-I've met some okay ones, lol.

SCORE: 20%
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Post #9     MillenniumArmy Jan 27 2008, 3:04 am

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Quote[?] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
-No I do not or yes I do not? The wording is confusing.

"Yes I do not"

"Yes" means you agree with the said statement, "no" means you do not agree.
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Post #10     who Jan 27 2008, 3:06 am

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[Y] Your hair color is black
[Y] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[Y] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y] Gotta have that rice
[Y] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[N] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y] Soy sauce ftw
[Y] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[Y] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[Y] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y] You are under 5'10"
[Y] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[Y] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[N] You listen to asian music
[N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[Y] WHITE POWER FTL
[Y] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it

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Post #11     friedleaves[RWBM] Jan 27 2008, 3:46 am

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[Y] Your hair color is black
[Y] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[Y] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[Y] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y] Gotta have that rice
[N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[Y] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y] Soy sauce ftw
[Y] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[definetely Y] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes (I got scolded over an 93)
[N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[N] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[Y] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[Y] You play DDR AND are good at it
[Y] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y] You are under 5'10"
[Y] Your friends are mostly asian
[N] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[Y] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[N] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[Y] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[Y] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[Y] You gang up on people who are not asian
[N] You listen to asian music
[Y] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[N] WHITE POWER FTL
[N] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it

72.5% asian.
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Post #12     l)ark_ssj9kevin Jan 27 2008, 6:43 am

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[Y] Your hair color is black
[N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[Y] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[N] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[N] Gotta have that rice
[N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y] Soy sauce ftw
[Y] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[Y] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[N] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[Y] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y] You are under 5'10"
[N] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[?] You can rave
[Y] You've taken martial arts
[Y] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[Y] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[N] You listen to asian music
[Y] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[N] WHITE POWER FTL
[?] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it

SCORE: 52.5 + 2 questions i did not understand.

Gasp, i thought my parents were asian..
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Post #13     Sauceover Jan 27 2008, 7:21 am

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[Y] Your hair color is black
[N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[Y] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[N] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y] Gotta have that rice
[Y] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[Y] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[N] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y] Soy sauce ftw
[N] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[N] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[Y] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[Y] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[N] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y] You are under 5'10"
[N] Your friends are mostly asian
[N] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[Y] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[Y] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[N] You listen to asian music
[N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[N] WHITE POWER FTL
[Y] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it

SCORE: 47.5%

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Post #14     Centreri Jan 27 2008, 7:25 am

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[N] Your hair color is black
[N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[N] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
I LOVE sweet and sour chicken.
[N] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
No, but a teacher commented on how 'crystal'-blue they were. I think they change with the whether, because when indoors, everyone else says they're turquoise.
[N] Gotta have that rice
[N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
Nah. If it looks like a worm, I ask if it's a worm, and if something tips me off that it's a worm, I don't eat it.
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[N] You only shop for items that are on sale
[N] Soy sauce ftw
[Y] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
In order.. and I think I memorized the next 100, though those weren't in order.
[Y] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
Okay... I put a yes, even though it's a no. You can't judge, because I'm in an elite school, so.. I put yes. I was top 10% in middle school.
[Y] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
80-90%? Sure.
[N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
Eww.
[N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
... Who doesn't?
[N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[N] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
Who the heck is Bruce Lee?
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
Err.. sorry, no.
[N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
Sure. I like tennis.
[N] You are under 5'10"
5'11 like two years ago, and still growing.
[N] Your friends are mostly asian
[N] You've watched anime or asian dramas
Err.. is DBZ anime? It was a while ago.
[N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[N] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[N] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
You mean.. white from white?
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[N] You listen to asian music
[N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[N] WHITE POWER FTL
I'm an advocate for white supremacy.
[N] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[N] Asians own; you can't dispute it

15%. How the heck is being better at math then history, not wearing shoes at home, or getting good grades influential to your asianness? Stupid test.

That being said... HAHA ASIAN NUUBS!

A lot of my friends are japanese/korean/chinese. If consider hispanic to be asian, my best friend is as well.
This post was edited 1 time, last edit by Centreri: Jan 27 2008, 7:38 am.
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Post #15     Esponeo Jan 27 2008, 7:55 am

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