Session Start (thenumber1ninja@hotmail.com:northpole@live.com): Fri Nov 30 16:29:28 2007
[16:29:30] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): hey ho
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[16:29:31] northpole@live.com: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, thenumber1ninja! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
[16:29:43] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): I'm a dude.
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[16:29:44] northpole@live.com:
Ok thenumber1ninja, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
[16:29:56] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): uh... k
[16:29:56] northpole@live.com: This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world.
Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces!
Good luck thenumber1ninja! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips.
[16:30:08] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): ...k
[16:30:08] northpole@live.com: Everything is A-Okay!
[16:30:14] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): That's nice.
[16:30:16] northpole@live.com: Thanks!
[16:30:23] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): Err... Why are you thanking me?
[16:30:23] northpole@live.com: Really?
[16:30:26] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): Huh?
[16:30:27] northpole@live.com: Hmm ... I think we got confused. Let's start over!
What do you want for Christmas, thenumber1ninja?
[16:30:34] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): A ninja.
[16:30:34] northpole@live.com: Great, thenumber1ninja! I'll see what I can do.
And what else would you like?
[16:30:41] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): Another ninja.
[16:30:42] northpole@live.com: My elves will get right on that.
[16:30:50] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): ... Your elves make ninjas?
[16:30:51] northpole@live.com: Ho ho ho! What?
[16:31:00] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): I asked if your elves made ninjas.
[16:31:02] northpole@live.com: Oh really? What did you think of that?
[16:31:12] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): ... I don't know, I was asking you?
[16:31:12] northpole@live.com: And it's a good thing you don't!
And what do you want for Christmas, thenumber1ninja?
[16:31:27] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): I want your elves to get paid.
[16:31:27] northpole@live.com: Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
What else would you like, thenumber1ninja?
[16:31:38] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): You to obey labor laws, bigot.
[16:31:39] northpole@live.com: I know, I know. a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
What do you want for Christmas, thenumber1ninja?
[16:31:47] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): You just asked that.
[16:31:48] northpole@live.com: That's possible, but I am not looking back.
And what do you want for Christmas, thenumber1ninja?
[16:31:56] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): You just asked that.
[16:31:57] northpole@live.com: Yes, but that's an old story...
What do you want for Christmas, thenumber1ninja?
[16:32:35] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): I refuse to tell you until you stop exploiting those poor elves. Your almost as bad as American employers with Mexicans.
[16:32:36] northpole@live.com: It's fine if you object to it. Tell me what you would like then.
[16:33:22] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): I would like you to pay your elves the United States of America average minimum wage.
[16:33:23] northpole@live.com: Great, thenumber1ninja! I'll see what I can do.
[16:33:27] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): Good, bigot.
[16:33:28] northpole@live.com: Sweet dreams!
May you dream of sugar plum fairies!
[16:33:50] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): Sugar plum fairies? I'm sorry, I'm heterosexual.
[16:33:50] northpole@live.com: Interesting!
[16:33:54] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): Indeed.
[16:33:55] northpole@live.com: Indeedy do.
And what do you want for Christmas, thenumber1ninja?
[16:37:11] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): ... What's wrong with you?
[16:37:11] northpole@live.com: Nothing. Why?
Ok thenumber1ninja, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
[16:37:19] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): No.
[16:37:19] northpole@live.com: Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
[16:37:52] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): Did you suffer near-fatal head trauma during a sleigh crash, causing you to have this terrible amnesia?
[16:37:53] northpole@live.com: I haven't had the time to suffer near fatal head trauma during a sleigh crash causing me to have this terrible amnesia yet.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Session Close (northpole@live.com): Fri Nov 30 16:38:26 2007
Anyone else have an interesting conversation with Santa?
None.
