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Starcraft 2 Love Story
Oct 8 2010, 10:54 am
By: Lanthanide  

Oct 8 2010, 10:54 am Lanthanide Post #1







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Oct 8 2010, 11:34 am OlimarandLouie Post #2



what is this i dont even

About as funny as any meme, yet still awesome.



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Oct 9 2010, 3:30 am UnholyUrine Post #3



This made me sad :( because all of it is true.
Oh Starcraft 2, Starcraft 2, Wherefore art thou so broken and unfaithful </3

Lyrics


incidentally:



Lyrics again :P


Oooh ooh I miss f message so damn much..


Here's an interesting exerpt

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(A quote from [teamliquid] feedback [from Husky's video about Battle.net 2.0] forum)

"Say that blizzard is a restaurant, Starcraft 2 is the food they serve and battlenet 2.0 is the waiter that brings you the food.

Now the food is hands down awesome, it's the best thing you've ever ate, in fact it's so good your mouth orgasms when your tongue touches that culinary delight.

How ever the waiter is a dick.

He doesn't allow you to talk to any one else at the table, but you can whisper to some one close to you as long as no one else hears what you're saying (no chat channels).
When you see some friends of yours at the next table he doesn't allow you to get up and go to them unless you order the exact same thing you've ordered at your table once you reach their table (no xrealm)
If you want salt on your food you have to pay extra, if you want pepper you have to pay extra, if you want to use the napkin, you have to pay extra, if you want a tooth pick, you have to pay extra, if you want to go to the bathroom you have to pay extra (map marketplace).
While you order the waiter places a microphone under your table in order to gather personal information about you, information that he will use to make statistics and sell to other restauranats.
Sharing food between you and your loved one is completly forbidden since there have been case where people would eat for free by doing this (no lan)
The plates, knives, forks and the dinner table are filled with adds.
At the end of the lunch you can't see the whole bill, just the first 2 items you've baught and how much the overall price is, but not the price for the individual items (no world wide ranking)

Now would you WANT to go again to the same restaurant? Even if the food is good?

Would you really be surprised if some one would say "let's not go here anymore until they fire that waiter?"


Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Oct 9 2010, 3:41 am by UnholyUrine.



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Oct 9 2010, 4:47 pm ClansAreForGays Post #4



winwinwinwinwinwin




Oct 10 2010, 9:46 am EzTerix Post #5



omgg taylor swift sex + sc2 = yessss



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Oct 15 2010, 4:35 pm Azrael Post #6



Favorited it on YouTube lol.

It's not only true, but catchy, especially the chorus.




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