Seriously, if anyone wants to mess with this they can. (Note that this play isn't being graded for how good it is, and it's not going to actually be performed.)
The Play (As of Oct. 2)
The Mystery of the Radio Play
Narrator Once upon a time, there was a studio in the town of Flatland. It
was an ordinary studio, with ordinary people. (Except for Norm, who spent
his time counting the holes in the wall and humming the *1812 Overture*[Cue
1812 Overture]). One morning, as the sun rose, a man at the
before-mentioned studio awoke from a heavy sleep. He wondered, What
happened? Why am I here? He groaned and tried to stand up. Suddenly feeling
very dizzy, he falls backward and hits his head against the wall (Cue
bonk-like sound), knocking him out. This is where our story begins.
(Enter Mr. Tikels and Leeroy)
Mr. Tikels Sir. Sir, are you alright?
Leeroy (Groans) Uh... what?
Mr. Tikels Ah, wonderful! (Claps Hands) The director is awake!
Leeroy Agh... director... director of what?
Mr. Tikels Leeroy Jenkins' Studio of the Radio and Storytelling.
Leeroy - Never heard of it. Sounds like a small time kid's nursery.
Mr. Tikels I see the director's odd sense of humor is well.
Leeroy Ow... my head hurts like crazy...
Mr. Tikels Let me see... oh dear, sir, you seem to have bonked your head
quite hard! It's bleeding, let me get some bandages...
Leeroy Bandages for a head injury? Are you stupid? How would you apply
the bandage through my hair?
Mr. Tikels Eh... just a precaution, I was making sure that you were
paying attention, sir.
Leeroy Sure... now, would you please tell me where the exit is?
Mr. Tikels But you know where that is... oh, I get it. You're doing the
same thing I just did, ha ha!
Leeroy I'm serious. Where is the door out of this place?
Mr. Tikels Leeroy... I realize this is a stupid question to ask of you,
but... whats my name?
Leeroy Of course I know that. It's
get-the-heck-out-of-my-face-and-tell-me-where-the-exit-is.
Mr. Tikels It's Mr. Tikels...
(Cue creaky door opening sound and footsteps) (Tuxlar enters)
Tuxlar (On the phone) So I was like, Who opened the treasure chest, and
he was li- Oh, hey boss. (Cue hanging up sound)
Leeroy Boss?
Mr. Tikels Tuxlar, may I speak with you for a moment?... Outside?
Tuxlar Sure, whatever.
(Cue two sets of footsteps and creaky door closing sound) (Tuxlar and Mr.
Tikels exit)
Leeroy (Confused) Wait... that Tuxlar guy looks familiar... don't know
why though.
Narrator A short while later, Tuxlar and Mr. Tikels come back in with a
small stereo system.
(Cue creaky door opening sound and two sets of footsteps) (Enter Mr. Tikels
and Tuxlar)
Mr. Tikels Leeroy, I'm going to play some music for you.
Leeroy You still haven't told me where the exit is.
Mr. Tikels Not right now, just listen to the music and tell me if you
recognize it.
(Cue theme for Leeroy Jenkin's Studio of the Radio and Storytelling)
Leeroy (A few seconds after music begins playing) Never heard this before
in my life.
Tuxlar This is bad.
Mr. Tikels Very bad indeed.
Leeroy What's bad?
Tuxlar The boss lost his memory!
Leeroy I did?
Mr. Tikels Apparently so. The question is, what are we going to do about
it?
Leeroy Don't tell me there's something major happening soon that I need
to do.
Mr. Tikels Not quite soon, but yes, something major will happen soon.
Leeroy How major?
Tuxlar The presidents' coming to our studio, boss.
Leeroy (Extremely surprised) Whaaaaaaaat? (Dragged out)
Mr. Tikels He is going to take part in one of our shows.
Leeroy Where do I come in?
Tuxlar You guys are gonna do the show together.
Leeroy Oh... man... but... but...
(Cue Phone Ringing sound)
Mr. Tikels I'll get it. (Cue picking up phone) Hello?
(Enter President Echo, on the phone)
President Echo Hello Mr. Tikels, is Mr. Jenkins in?
Mr. Tikels - (Surprised) Oh, hello President Echo. Mr. Jenkins is... not
here at the moment.
President Echo I see. Would you tell him that I'm going to have to come
early?
Mr. Tikels (Concerned) How early?
President Echo I'm very sorry, but I'm going to have to do the show
today, instead of next Thursday like we planned.
Mr. Tikels (Frustrated) Oh, for the love of... (sighs) Please forgive me,
I lost myself for a moment. When will you get here?
President Echo In about seven hours, at 2:00 p.m.
Mr. Tikels Ok, Thank you, Mr. President.
President Echo Take care, goodbye.
(Cue hanging up sound)
Mr. Tikels How clichι.
Tuxlar When's that Echo guy coming?
Mr. Tikels 2:00 p.m.
Leeroy What time is it?
Tuxlar About 7:10 a.m.
Mr. Tikels I hate coincidences... they all seem to happen at the worst
time possible.
(Cue crashing sound) (Enter Leeroy)
Norm (muffled) Who put this stool here? I was almost at 2,000!
Tuxlar (Raised voice) Sorry man, I was napping on that stool.
Norm (Less muffled) Come on, I almost reached 2,000, and now I have to
start over because I tripped over your stupid stool!
Leeroy Who's this?
Norm (Not muffled, syncing words to the 1812 Overture) I'm the man that
you should fear and respect 'cause I'm very, very cool.
Mr. Tikels Norm, what are you doing here? I thought Leeroy put you on
paid leave.
Norm My bestest friend Apos told me that you were trying to fire me so I
came back to make sure that didn't happen.
Leeroy Is he on drugs?
Tuxlar (laughs) Probably.
Mr. Tikels Norm, have you taken your pills recently? You know, the ones
that help your brain?
Norm I have no idea what you are talking about.
(Cue door slam)
Leeroy What was that?
Mr. Tikels Odd, why did the door slam itself?
Tuxlar Nobodys here but us....
(Enter President Echo)
President Echo Surprise.
Leeroy And who are you?
(Cue Hail to the Chief)
President Echo Ha, I always liked your sense of humor Leeroy.
Norm Oh my I left the sprinklers on at home!
Mr. Tikels Please restrain yourself, Norm.
Tuxlar So howve you been big boss-man?
President Echo Well, I just got a new car for my wife.
Leeroy Thats nice of you.
President Echo Yep. Best trade I ever made.
Tuxlar Wait, what?
President Echo Just kidding! (Cue bad joke sounds) Mr. Tikels, who is
this strange fellow?
Norm My friend Apos told me that gumdrops are illegal in some countries.
Mr. Tikels (Nervous) Ah, thats Norm hes a bit unstable.
Tuxlar You dont know the half of it.
Norm (Sudden realization) OH. OH. OH. YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT. I GET IT NOW.
Leeroy Somethings wrong.
President Echo What might that be?
Leeroy I cant remember anything. I have amnesia.
President Echo Just ask the audience, theyll know what to do.
Mr. Tikels What audience?
President Echo The one listening to us right now, Mr. Tikels.
(Cue duh-duh-duh-DUHHHH)
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