Ok I know what I'm going to do. Fire away.
None.
if it is(^) is it an animal?
None.
ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
Does the name contain more than 5 letters?
fuck you all
ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
Crap...
Is it a weapon?
fuck you all
Do live organisms use it frequently?
Would this thing be valuable?
None.
We have here an inanimate object that isn't a weapon.
Is it found in the kitchen?
None.
Ahhh... Because I said 'fire away' you thought it was a gun?
None.