Welcome to Inferno's lemonade stand! Our ingredients are of the highest quality and our prices are quite fair. You can get a small lemonade for 20 minerals, a medium lemonade for 23 minerals, and the low price of 25 minerals will get you a nice, tall, large glass of high quality e-lemonade. Get a glass now before SEN goes post-apocalyptic!

Payments can be processed here: http://www.staredit.net/?member=1430&area=sendminerals

You sir are a genious.

Can I work for you? I'd like a 50% of all your profits, and I'll do all the work.

I bought 4 larges.

At the moment Inferno's Lemonade Stand is not hiring, but if demand increases we may find ourselves in need of extra help. We will get in contact upon that happening.

Thank you, my honored customer! I do hope you enjoy your e-lemonade; it was a pleasure serving it to you.

Some kind of product preview?

I expect these lemonades to be delivered through an e-PM!

Here is our large lemonade. The smaller portions are simply in smaller glasses.


Your lemonades have been delivered!

Ahh, these lemonades are great! Thanks for your service lil.

Everything appears to be in order here.

Move along, citizen.

Can i haz free samples?

Certainly! Check your PMs.

What if I want a lemonade laced with crack? Is that available?

Special, legal, requests can be made via PM here: http://www.staredit.net/?p=messages&area=compose&mid=1430

Why is my free sample made out of corn?

The cup is made out of corn. We are an eco-friendly lemonade stand, sir.

I hope you take them back from customers and wash them to reuse them, then!

Returning their cups is a decision for our customers to make themselves, sir. We would happily recycle our beverage containers to further help the environment.

I'd like a pre-apocalypse lemonade please

Attention customers! Due to a new era in the StarEdit Network, we're discontinuing our pre-apocalyptic lemonade and will instead serve post-apocalyptic lemonade. Don't be alarmed - this is simply a new look but our lemonade still retains the same great, refreshing taste.

is this stand FDA approved?