Post a character of your choice. Fictional or whatever. Doesn't matter. Don't make it something stupid or obscure, or I'll find something stupid or obscure to do with it.
1 character per person, 1 instance of each character. This includes character 'type'.
When your character dies, you're out of the game.
When I compile posts, new characters and/or character actions will be compiled then. I'll post the results.
Posts with an 'edit by' indicator under them will be completely skipped during compilation.
I'll only compile your first post since my last compile post. Subsequent posts will be skipped.
Between compiles, you may give your character 1 general 'order' to follow. It must fit within 140 characters. Give me any headaches with it, and I'll give you a headache. No hyperlinks or dependencies on external references to comprehend the order.
Last character standing wins.
Clarification rule: If you give an order that directly conflicts with the nature of your character, the nature of your character overrides it.
Clarification rule: Events of posts between compiles take place in loose chronological order. It is still possible for characters to concurrently reply to events issued before their updated orders, but this will happen at my discretion only.
Also, remember what happened last time:
Post has been edited 4 time(s), last time on Jan 30 2012, 6:46 pm by Tuxedo-Templar.
Ulfric Stormcloak and Cris Johnson appear suddenly, staring blankly into the distance. The Cookie Monster is heard somewhere noming cookies. Onlookers murmur amongst themselves in curiosity and mild alarm.
Walks into room through void portal, and promptly summons ravens that split into smaller ravens flying in different directions that split into still more ravens. Ravens then straight up murder Ulfric.
EDIT: nvm too late for edit. Rm
Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jan 24 2012, 6:13 am by Raitaki.
Ulfric continues staring blankly, while Cris walks up to him easily from behind and attempts to twist his neck into snapping. No timeline contingency grants him the strength to perform the fatal act on the much physically-superior nordic warrior, however.
Suddenly, a wild Sand Wraith appears. Sand Wraith uses a Mirage attack. Cris manages to neatly avoid the mirage, much to Sand Wraith's frustration. Cookie Monster and Ulfric are not identified as combatants by the Sand Wrath, who now gives his full attention to Cris.
A flock of very miniature ravens suddenly appears and swarms over to Ulfric, attempting to peck his inanimate figure to death. It is an amusing, albeit unimpressive spectacle.
The noming continues uninterrupted elsewhere in the distance. Onlookers continue to stare in puzzled amusement.
An ominous shadow engulfs the entire scene as a large Duff Man blimp majestically hovers over head. Failing to properly account for the terminal velocity of falling beer cans, a hail of lethal alcoholic projectiles bombard the scene. Ulfric takes a can to the knee head, killing him instantly. Cris avoids the bombardment, bewildered regardless of the countless contingencies he has witnessed. The Sand Wraith and Raitaki are not so lucky, however, but both endure the attack with mild injury.
During the confusion, Cris successfully manages to swipe Sand Wraith's dagger, managing only to move out of range of counter attack, which he likely suspects will come in accordance to his foresight.
Suddenly, a wild Buster Machine No. 7 appears... and gets hit in the head with a stray beer can. She is knocked out cold.
The Cookie Monster continues noming, unphased by events, miraculously. The crowd panics and scuttles for cover, taking some casualties to the alcoholic bombardment.
Post has been edited 4 time(s), last time on Jan 24 2012, 8:29 pm by Tuxedo-Templar.
Raitaki.
