Get madder.

Go go gadget legs!

Gyarados can fly? =O
Also I'm pretty sure no pokemon (maybe except psychics and Dioxys) can really fly in a propulsion-like manner that is able to make them move in zero gravity. Hurr durr.

Birds don't fly by repulsing gravity. >.>

Have my spirit fly through harry potter and the robot to knock them out for a couple of hours

Unfortunately, gravity is required to keep pressure in the fluid which provides the lift on their wings.

Also on that note, no one can breath in a gravity-less world because we don't "suck" air in, the atmospheric pressure "pushes" it into our lungs.

Action: Restore normal gravity.

Isn't God amazing? He is so great.

I'm familiar with physics. I'm saying that if you put a bird in a box full of air in space, it can still fly. Gravity isn't a necessary part of this phenomenon. The atmosphere is, yes, but I wasn't talking about atmospheric flight versus space flight.

That's debatable

Character: Q

Action: Reset reality to normal.

** Results **

In spite of the current awkward, physics-violating situation, a random citizen managing to cling for dear life (and now holding a set of fresh oatmeal cookies, possibly acquired from the fallen Cookie Monster) begins rallying other random citizens to attempt retaliation against the newcomers. Most ignore his pleas, but some agree that selfless action is required to counter the apparent threat...

A wild Richter Belmont appears. Without even registering the unusual scene, he calls down a torrent of magical rain with a shout of 'Hydro Storm'. The damaging nature of the rain causing nearby Grike, Ungoliant, Hulk, Harry Potter, and Inspector Gadget to writhe in pain, but they manage to survive; some more injured than others (Harry Potter in particular falls to the ground, now seriously injured). God apparently isn't affected by the caustic holy water, but grimaces in disgust at the thought of what just dowsed him, muttering something about his own urine...
I'm going to hell for this one, aren't I?

Harry, badly wounded, utters the incantation: 'Accio Broom', to which a swift magical broomstick materializes on command and flies to his location. He grabs hold painfully, attempting to flee the scene and forcing himself to down the last of his cookies...

Meanwhile, the Buster Machine, now having apparent power over gravitational singularities, negates her lack of foresight and re-materializes to a random position 20km away. Before she leaves, the magical essence of whatever is left of Sand Wraith manages to magically embed sand in her android cooch, causing mild android discomfort. After re-materializing, and without wasting time with further chatter, she unleashes a focused barrage of lasers at her own miniature singularities, canceling them out of existence. Gravity still remains absent from the local area, but objects are no longer being pulled to the previous artificial gravity source, and now drift randomly with whatever momentum they have.

Harry Potter, already in bad shape, shudders in a fit of sudden, newly developed sickness, barfing up his recently-eaten cookies and passing out. He and his broom now drift away into the distance.

Grike now takes action to correct his drifting predicament, grabbing onto one of Inspector Gadget's extended limbs. He crawls up the robot's limb, and then starts slashing at the machine's neck with his bladed hands. Gadget's metallic neck takes some damage, but he manages to evade his assailant by extending his Gadget Legs to escape. Without gravity, he has now flung himself off the ground, and begins drifting quickly upward.

Gyrados, unaffected by the gravity situation because I said so, flies up to The Incredible Hulk and starts brutally gnawing one of its giant, green limbs... which does little more than further Hulk's now-growing rage.

Out of the floating, mutilated corpse of the fallen Voldemort, a ghastly form takes shape, and immediately rushes in the direction of an unconscious Harry Potter. It passes through Harry's body, having no visible effect. It then sails quickly off to an unknown target somewhere in the distance...

God, having enough of the current shenanigans, reverts his action and restores gravity to the local vicinity. Grike, Ungoliant, Hulk, Harry Potter, Inspector Gadget, and a small host of approaching citizens fall to the ground painfully. A pool of blood forms under Harry's body; he is probably beyond recovery at this point. Inspector Gadget also begins to fall, and will likely soon hit the ground very heavily.


Suddenly, a bright flash occurs, and a wild Q appears. 'Enough! Be done with this silliness and go play TKG!', he remarks, and with a snap of his fingers, reverts the entire scene its previous sanity. All characters now return to their worlds intact and with no memory of transpired events. Environmental damages are reverted, citizens resume their lives unphased, and tranquility prevails. Satisfied, he disappears in another flash as suddenly as he appeared.



Game over.

Post has been edited 9 time(s), last time on Jan 31 2012, 3:41 am by Tuxedo-Templar.

Does that mean Gyrados become Magickarp again?

*sigh*... well that was that.

?

No, it means pokemon vs. incredible hulk is a bad match.


Man, this stuff is hard to evaluate.

@Tux:

Please edit in my character's action before you leave.

Implying you're intact after being collapsed into a gravitational singularity...

You know what, fine. There you go.

Well, the Buster Machine was warped too, right?

Anyway, thanks!

Except Buster Machine has magical control over singularities I guess.


Speaking of which, I really ought to watch that anime at some point.

It might make more sense to watch Gunbuster first, although I'm not sure if you'd like to see a 1988 anime.

Eat cookie.

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