SEN Skype. We were discussing hood rat stuff. Azrael brought up this story of his and I thought you might enjoy it.
Also it's my 111th topic
Event one
[8:21:55 PM] Azrael: one time me and a friend visited the downtown area of Syracuse NY and spent the night with another friend, who had already gone to sleep (it was pretty late)
[8:22:15 PM] Azrael: so we decided to go out for a walk and do random "project mayhem" type stuff bc we both loved fight club
[8:23:23 PM] Azrael: first thing we did was go to this loop area where theres only one entrance/exit bc the road loops around
[8:24:34 PM] Azrael: we were going to try finding an unlocked vehicle but one motion-censored outdoor light later we decided it was too risky lul
[8:24:50 PM] Inferno: what would you have done
[8:25:09 PM] Azrael: idk prob steal anything of value and steal the car if there were keys in it
[8:25:29 PM] Azrael: we were retarded and i used to be a much worse person
[8:26:11 PM] Azrael: well even then i had some moral sense, but my explanation was "its their fault if they left their car door unlocked"
[8:26:27 PM] Azrael: "we're teaching them that their actions have consequences"
[8:26:28 PM] Azrael: lul
[8:27:12 PM] Azrael: anyways i found a damaged street light that was apparently being worked on bc they left a dozen orange cones there
[8:27:31 PM] Azrael: we dragged them over to the sole entrance/exit and lined them up across the road
[8:28:02 PM] Azrael: so someone prob had to take 30 seconds to get out of their car to move them lul
[8:28:05 PM] Azrael: musta been terrible
[8:28:31 PM] Azrael: i did leave 1 cone by the street light tho bc they had dug up the road a bit there
[8:22:15 PM] Azrael: so we decided to go out for a walk and do random "project mayhem" type stuff bc we both loved fight club
[8:23:23 PM] Azrael: first thing we did was go to this loop area where theres only one entrance/exit bc the road loops around
[8:24:34 PM] Azrael: we were going to try finding an unlocked vehicle but one motion-censored outdoor light later we decided it was too risky lul
[8:24:50 PM] Inferno: what would you have done
[8:25:09 PM] Azrael: idk prob steal anything of value and steal the car if there were keys in it
[8:25:29 PM] Azrael: we were retarded and i used to be a much worse person
[8:26:11 PM] Azrael: well even then i had some moral sense, but my explanation was "its their fault if they left their car door unlocked"
[8:26:27 PM] Azrael: "we're teaching them that their actions have consequences"
[8:26:28 PM] Azrael: lul
[8:27:12 PM] Azrael: anyways i found a damaged street light that was apparently being worked on bc they left a dozen orange cones there
[8:27:31 PM] Azrael: we dragged them over to the sole entrance/exit and lined them up across the road
[8:28:02 PM] Azrael: so someone prob had to take 30 seconds to get out of their car to move them lul
[8:28:05 PM] Azrael: musta been terrible
[8:28:31 PM] Azrael: i did leave 1 cone by the street light tho bc they had dug up the road a bit there
Event Two
[8:28:43 PM] Azrael: second thing we did was go to a church
[8:29:18 PM] Azrael: the church was on a slope so you could see all the traffic coming from one direction but not in the other (past the top of the hill)
[8:29:54 PM] Azrael: so first we stood across from the church and read their lit-up message board with its rearrangeable letters
[8:30:13 PM] Azrael: tried to figure out what we could spell with them with the minimum amount of alteration
[8:30:47 PM] Azrael: after we figured it out, i stood on top of the hill and would whistle to him when a car was coming, at which point he'd run to the sidewalk and stand there nonchalantly
[8:30:54 PM] Azrael: ALL MY PLAN BTW ;D
[8:31:57 PM] Azrael: so we eventually made all the changes and left the extra letters there for them in a nice pile
[8:32:15 PM] Inferno: what'd you end up spelling
[8:32:22 PM] Azrael: the new message read "Accept Satan into your life"
[8:32:30 PM] Inferno: lulz
[8:32:46 PM] Inferno: did you burn down the church afterwards in Carl Sagan's honor
[8:32:47 PM] Azrael: i think there was an addendum about "he loves you" or something but that was written previously
[8:33:16 PM] Azrael: we didnt change that part but it said "he" bc the first part had been about jesus giving you salvation or something
[8:33:33 PM] Azrael: no lul, thatd be mean
[8:33:50 PM] Azrael: btw the next morning they'd rewritten something totally different
[8:33:54 PM] Azrael: cuz we checked
[8:34:00 PM] Azrael: different from what it said before we did it
Ultimate Finale
[8:34:13 PM] Azrael: anyways after the church we went and did our last and final thing
[8:34:26 PM] Azrael: we were walking around and entered what looked like projects
[8:34:29 PM] TiKels: the thing that changed you forever
[8:34:36 PM] TiKels: that made you stop doing things
[8:34:37 PM] TiKels: that night
[8:34:44 PM] Azrael: yeah actually
[8:34:48 PM] TiKels: OH SHIT HERE IT COMES
[8:34:52 PM] TiKels: lay it on me
[8:34:53 PM] Inferno: did the niggers yell at you
[8:34:57 PM] Azrael: massive apartment buildings that were stretched out a block wide
[8:35:04 PM] Azrael: we are walking up the road trying to open the cars there
[8:35:13 PM] Azrael: we revisited the "checking if cars are unlocked" thing
[8:35:27 PM] Azrael: found two unlocked cars
[8:35:48 PM] Azrael: first one i took a container of industrial super glue
[8:35:54 PM] Azrael: one of those little toothpaste-like tubes
[8:36:09 PM] Azrael: i was like "LUL WE CAN GLUE A QUARTER TO THE GROUND OR SOMETHING!"
[8:36:18 PM] Azrael: "WATCH PEOPLE TRY TO PICK IT UP"
[8:36:25 PM] Azrael: "WE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH THIS 8D"
[8:36:27 PM] Inferno: it's funny because poor black people
[8:36:35 PM] Azrael: second car i took a screwdriver
[8:36:41 PM] Azrael: flathead
[8:36:56 PM] Azrael: stuck them each in my pocket
[8:36:59 PM] Azrael: kept trying cars
[8:37:09 PM] Azrael: then thats when it happened
[8:37:15 PM] Azrael: "YO, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
[8:37:41 PM] Azrael: look up, theres like 4 hispanics in the direction we're walking toward
[8:38:16 PM] Azrael: to my friend im like "just keep walking, act cool, put your hands in your jacket pockets so they think you might have a gun"
[8:38:24 PM] Inferno: LOL
[8:38:25 PM] Azrael: he complies, i do the same
[8:38:26 PM] TiKels: "You'll be munching on your tortillas through a straw if you mess with me"
[8:38:53 PM] Azrael: i yell back "what's up?" bc they're staring intently at us, and we keep walking in their direction
[8:39:30 PM] Azrael: to be specific, we are approaching an intersection, and they're on the opposite side of the street we're walking toward
[8:40:06 PM] Azrael: the guy is like "yo, you tryin to jack my bro's car?"
[8:40:38 PM] Azrael: i yell back "nah, we thought it was our friends"
[8:41:06 PM] Azrael: hes like "fuck that, we saw you tryin all the cars"
[8:41:44 PM] Azrael: i was like "sorry we were just confused, honest mistake"
[8:42:12 PM] Azrael: hes like "YOU WERE TRYIN TO JACK MY BROS CAR, DONT FUCKIN LIE"
[8:42:45 PM] Azrael: at this point they look pretty unsettled by the fact we havent stopped walking towards them and we arent (apparently) breaking a sweat over it
[8:42:49 PM] Azrael: and they cant see our hands
[8:42:56 PM] Azrael: he doesnt know wtf to do lul
[8:43:29 PM] Azrael: so we hit the intersection at this point, and turn left to leave the projects area so we dont have to cross the street and engage them
[8:44:03 PM] Azrael: i just yell back, "nah, we werent"
[8:44:15 PM] Azrael: hes like "FUCK YOU MAN"
[8:44:18 PM] Inferno: I would've gone GTA mode and been like
[8:44:21 PM] Inferno: NIGGA I'M GROVE STREET
[8:44:25 PM] Azrael: and then him and the other 3 guys run full speed
[8:44:26 PM] Inferno: and start blastin' on busta-ass fools
[8:44:29 PM] Azrael: in the opposite direction
[8:44:39 PM] Azrael: toward the building away from us
[8:44:47 PM] Azrael: im like "uh..."
[8:45:08 PM] Inferno: VAGOS ASSHOLES
[8:45:13 PM] Azrael: so i tell my friend "okay, keep walking, they're not following us, but let's walk fast in case they change their mind"
[8:46:05 PM] Azrael: we get out of the project area after like 60 second of speed walking and turn onto a sidewalk along a parking lot which leads past a bank and to a 6 lane highway
[8:46:37 PM] Azrael: he's like "wow i cant believe your bluff worked" and hes being really relaxed
[8:46:57 PM] Azrael: im still nervous as fuck and keeping my head turned 100 degrees back to look over my shoulder
[8:47:13 PM] Azrael: and then a car goes back
[8:47:20 PM] Azrael: and turns into the parking lot
[8:47:24 PM] Azrael: followed by another car
[8:47:32 PM] Azrael: and im like "hey this might be them"
[8:47:43 PM] Azrael: he looks, sees a car, and he fucking laughed
[8:47:52 PM] Inferno: they went back to recruit their small Puerto Rican family of 3000
[8:47:57 PM] Azrael: im like "dude come on!" and walk faster
[8:48:04 PM] TiKels: 300 puerto ricans
[8:48:15 PM] Azrael: and then the car angles right at us
[8:48:20 PM] Azrael: and the tires squeal out
[8:48:27 PM] Azrael: and it charges us
[8:48:33 PM] Azrael: im like "YEAH ITS THEM, LETS GO"
[8:48:44 PM] Azrael: we run toward the highway
[8:49:10 PM] Azrael: i actually thought, for one split second, "the bank! we should go into the lobby! they have security cameras, they wont be able to get us"
[8:49:25 PM] Azrael: not the lobby, but you know, the pre-lobby area that's left unlocked at night
[8:50:03 PM] Azrael: then i immediately imagined them checking the video tapes to see how we ended up so fucking dead
[8:50:26 PM] Azrael: and then of course my friend is like "THE BANK! THERES CAMERAS, LETS GO IN THERE"
[8:50:47 PM] Azrael: and im like "NO THAT WONT STOP THEM, WE'LL BE TRAPPED"
[8:51:00 PM] Azrael: and i pull him as i run faster
[8:51:21 PM] Azrael: the other car has already diverted toward the parking lot's exit to try to cut us off on the highway
[8:51:44 PM] Azrael: the car behind us keep coming and accelerates to a ridiculous speed
[8:51:47 PM] Azrael: jumps the curb
[8:52:00 PM] Azrael: right as we run up concrete stairs to the sidewalk along the highway
[8:52:11 PM] Azrael: im like "LETS GO JUST KEEP RUNNING"
[8:52:19 PM] Azrael: the sound of the car stopping and car doors opening
[8:52:28 PM] Azrael: right behind us
[8:52:35 PM] Azrael: we run across the highway without even looking
[8:52:42 PM] Inferno: spics already over the border can't run
[8:52:55 PM] Azrael: i hear yelling behind us
[8:53:02 PM] TiKels: they lose their ability to run much like a tadpole loses its tail
[8:53:25 PM] Azrael: i look toward the parking lot exit and see the other car screaming out into the road, coming for us
[8:53:38 PM] Azrael: i just keep running straight across the highway
[8:53:40 PM] Azrael: dont look back
[8:53:53 PM] Azrael: i yell "DONT FALL BACK, JUST KEEP GOING"
[8:54:03 PM] Azrael: hes already like 10 feet behind me
[8:54:15 PM] Inferno: and that's the day you lost your friend
[8:54:20 PM] Azrael: i keep going straight past the highway
[8:54:24 PM] TiKels: what was friend's name?
[8:54:28 PM] Azrael: get to a fence
[8:54:37 PM] Azrael: jump the fence into someone's yard
[8:54:43 PM] Azrael: keep running
[8:54:55 PM] Azrael: get to the fence in their backyard
[8:54:57 PM] Azrael: jump that
[8:55:05 PM] Inferno: did you make it to the escape helicopter before the timer ran out
[8:55:09 PM] TiKels: hahaha
[8:55:23 PM] TiKels: god damn, don't tell me your friend got caught
[8:55:25 PM] Inferno: and the people on it are like
[8:55:27 PM] TiKels: i fucking hate escort missions for that reason
[8:55:28 PM] Inferno: JUMP FOR IT!
[8:55:28 PM] Azrael: i hear my friend go "I CANT MAKE IT OVER" im like "YES YOU CAN"
[8:55:34 PM] Azrael: i dont turn around for him
[8:55:36 PM] Inferno: [8:55 PM] TiKels:
<<< i fucking hate escort missions for that reason
rofl
[8:55:41 PM] Azrael: i keep running
[8:56:00 PM] Inferno: you run too fast for the person you're escorting but walk too slow for them
[8:56:02 PM] Inferno: every damn time
[8:56:08 PM] Azrael: over the next road, over another fence, through another yard
[8:56:32 PM] Azrael: theres a garage on this property
[8:56:52 PM] Azrael: i kneel down and wait, i can still see my friend behind me
[8:57:03 PM] Azrael: i tell him we're sneaking into the garage
[8:57:24 PM] Azrael: i quickly creep around the corner and take off the unlocked padlock
[8:57:39 PM] Azrael: slip inside and let him come in, then shut the door
hurriedly
[8:59:51 PM] Azrael: then sit in the back corner of the garage, in the dark, facing the doorway, shaking from fear and adrenaline, holding the flathead screwdriver out in front of me, trying to think of the best way to kill them if they come in, decide its by staying in the dark and stabbing them in the throat if they get close enough, while i sat there flinching at every noise
[9:00:00 PM] Azrael: sat there like that for an hour
[9:00:25 PM] TiKels: obv superglue their testicles to their leg
[9:00:34 PM] TiKels: worst sensation ever
[9:00:56 PM] Azrael: finally leave, and assume they might still be looking for us, so skulk from yard to yard, moving further away from the neighborhood
[9:01:03 PM] Azrael: trying to avoid the roads just in case
[9:01:14 PM] Azrael: another half hour of this
[9:01:18 PM | Edited 9:01:37 PM] Inferno: I think the solution is easy
[9:01:23 PM] Inferno: put on Hispanic disguises
[9:01:33 PM] Azrael: finally feel safer about going for the backroads
[9:01:48 PM] Azrael: we walk around and try to find our way back to our friend's house
[9:01:55 PM] Azrael: that takes another hour
[9:02:15 PM] TiKels: shouldn't have used apple maps trying to get out
[9:02:31 PM] Azrael: we get back and are like OMFG CANT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED AND WERE ALIVE LUL
[9:02:56 PM] Azrael: then later that night i found out my $80 tommy hilfiger jeans were ruined
[9:03:08 PM] Azrael: bc the super glue leaked into my pocket
[9:03:13 PM] Azrael: karma i guess
[9:03:31 PM] TiKels:
[9:03:32 PM] Azrael: i still wore them but the pocket became completely nonfunctional
[8:34:26 PM] Azrael: we were walking around and entered what looked like projects
[8:34:29 PM] TiKels: the thing that changed you forever
[8:34:36 PM] TiKels: that made you stop doing things
[8:34:37 PM] TiKels: that night
[8:34:44 PM] Azrael: yeah actually
[8:34:48 PM] TiKels: OH SHIT HERE IT COMES
[8:34:52 PM] TiKels: lay it on me
[8:34:53 PM] Inferno: did the niggers yell at you
[8:34:57 PM] Azrael: massive apartment buildings that were stretched out a block wide
[8:35:04 PM] Azrael: we are walking up the road trying to open the cars there
[8:35:13 PM] Azrael: we revisited the "checking if cars are unlocked" thing
[8:35:27 PM] Azrael: found two unlocked cars
[8:35:48 PM] Azrael: first one i took a container of industrial super glue
[8:35:54 PM] Azrael: one of those little toothpaste-like tubes
[8:36:09 PM] Azrael: i was like "LUL WE CAN GLUE A QUARTER TO THE GROUND OR SOMETHING!"
[8:36:18 PM] Azrael: "WATCH PEOPLE TRY TO PICK IT UP"
[8:36:25 PM] Azrael: "WE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH THIS 8D"
[8:36:27 PM] Inferno: it's funny because poor black people
[8:36:35 PM] Azrael: second car i took a screwdriver
[8:36:41 PM] Azrael: flathead
[8:36:56 PM] Azrael: stuck them each in my pocket
[8:36:59 PM] Azrael: kept trying cars
[8:37:09 PM] Azrael: then thats when it happened
[8:37:15 PM] Azrael: "YO, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
[8:37:41 PM] Azrael: look up, theres like 4 hispanics in the direction we're walking toward
[8:38:16 PM] Azrael: to my friend im like "just keep walking, act cool, put your hands in your jacket pockets so they think you might have a gun"
[8:38:24 PM] Inferno: LOL
[8:38:25 PM] Azrael: he complies, i do the same
[8:38:26 PM] TiKels: "You'll be munching on your tortillas through a straw if you mess with me"
[8:38:53 PM] Azrael: i yell back "what's up?" bc they're staring intently at us, and we keep walking in their direction
[8:39:30 PM] Azrael: to be specific, we are approaching an intersection, and they're on the opposite side of the street we're walking toward
[8:40:06 PM] Azrael: the guy is like "yo, you tryin to jack my bro's car?"
[8:40:38 PM] Azrael: i yell back "nah, we thought it was our friends"
[8:41:06 PM] Azrael: hes like "fuck that, we saw you tryin all the cars"
[8:41:44 PM] Azrael: i was like "sorry we were just confused, honest mistake"
[8:42:12 PM] Azrael: hes like "YOU WERE TRYIN TO JACK MY BROS CAR, DONT FUCKIN LIE"
[8:42:45 PM] Azrael: at this point they look pretty unsettled by the fact we havent stopped walking towards them and we arent (apparently) breaking a sweat over it
[8:42:49 PM] Azrael: and they cant see our hands
[8:42:56 PM] Azrael: he doesnt know wtf to do lul
[8:43:29 PM] Azrael: so we hit the intersection at this point, and turn left to leave the projects area so we dont have to cross the street and engage them
[8:44:03 PM] Azrael: i just yell back, "nah, we werent"
[8:44:15 PM] Azrael: hes like "FUCK YOU MAN"
[8:44:18 PM] Inferno: I would've gone GTA mode and been like
[8:44:21 PM] Inferno: NIGGA I'M GROVE STREET
[8:44:25 PM] Azrael: and then him and the other 3 guys run full speed
[8:44:26 PM] Inferno: and start blastin' on busta-ass fools
[8:44:29 PM] Azrael: in the opposite direction
[8:44:39 PM] Azrael: toward the building away from us
[8:44:47 PM] Azrael: im like "uh..."
[8:45:08 PM] Inferno: VAGOS ASSHOLES
[8:45:13 PM] Azrael: so i tell my friend "okay, keep walking, they're not following us, but let's walk fast in case they change their mind"
[8:46:05 PM] Azrael: we get out of the project area after like 60 second of speed walking and turn onto a sidewalk along a parking lot which leads past a bank and to a 6 lane highway
[8:46:37 PM] Azrael: he's like "wow i cant believe your bluff worked" and hes being really relaxed
[8:46:57 PM] Azrael: im still nervous as fuck and keeping my head turned 100 degrees back to look over my shoulder
[8:47:13 PM] Azrael: and then a car goes back
[8:47:20 PM] Azrael: and turns into the parking lot
[8:47:24 PM] Azrael: followed by another car
[8:47:32 PM] Azrael: and im like "hey this might be them"
[8:47:43 PM] Azrael: he looks, sees a car, and he fucking laughed
[8:47:52 PM] Inferno: they went back to recruit their small Puerto Rican family of 3000
[8:47:57 PM] Azrael: im like "dude come on!" and walk faster
[8:48:04 PM] TiKels: 300 puerto ricans
[8:48:15 PM] Azrael: and then the car angles right at us
[8:48:20 PM] Azrael: and the tires squeal out
[8:48:27 PM] Azrael: and it charges us
[8:48:33 PM] Azrael: im like "YEAH ITS THEM, LETS GO"
[8:48:44 PM] Azrael: we run toward the highway
[8:49:10 PM] Azrael: i actually thought, for one split second, "the bank! we should go into the lobby! they have security cameras, they wont be able to get us"
[8:49:25 PM] Azrael: not the lobby, but you know, the pre-lobby area that's left unlocked at night
[8:50:03 PM] Azrael: then i immediately imagined them checking the video tapes to see how we ended up so fucking dead
[8:50:26 PM] Azrael: and then of course my friend is like "THE BANK! THERES CAMERAS, LETS GO IN THERE"
[8:50:47 PM] Azrael: and im like "NO THAT WONT STOP THEM, WE'LL BE TRAPPED"
[8:51:00 PM] Azrael: and i pull him as i run faster
[8:51:21 PM] Azrael: the other car has already diverted toward the parking lot's exit to try to cut us off on the highway
[8:51:44 PM] Azrael: the car behind us keep coming and accelerates to a ridiculous speed
[8:51:47 PM] Azrael: jumps the curb
[8:52:00 PM] Azrael: right as we run up concrete stairs to the sidewalk along the highway
[8:52:11 PM] Azrael: im like "LETS GO JUST KEEP RUNNING"
[8:52:19 PM] Azrael: the sound of the car stopping and car doors opening
[8:52:28 PM] Azrael: right behind us
[8:52:35 PM] Azrael: we run across the highway without even looking
[8:52:42 PM] Inferno: spics already over the border can't run
[8:52:55 PM] Azrael: i hear yelling behind us
[8:53:02 PM] TiKels: they lose their ability to run much like a tadpole loses its tail
[8:53:25 PM] Azrael: i look toward the parking lot exit and see the other car screaming out into the road, coming for us
[8:53:38 PM] Azrael: i just keep running straight across the highway
[8:53:40 PM] Azrael: dont look back
[8:53:53 PM] Azrael: i yell "DONT FALL BACK, JUST KEEP GOING"
[8:54:03 PM] Azrael: hes already like 10 feet behind me
[8:54:15 PM] Inferno: and that's the day you lost your friend
[8:54:20 PM] Azrael: i keep going straight past the highway
[8:54:24 PM] TiKels: what was friend's name?
[8:54:28 PM] Azrael: get to a fence
[8:54:37 PM] Azrael: jump the fence into someone's yard
[8:54:43 PM] Azrael: keep running
[8:54:55 PM] Azrael: get to the fence in their backyard
[8:54:57 PM] Azrael: jump that
[8:55:05 PM] Inferno: did you make it to the escape helicopter before the timer ran out
[8:55:09 PM] TiKels: hahaha
[8:55:23 PM] TiKels: god damn, don't tell me your friend got caught
[8:55:25 PM] Inferno: and the people on it are like
[8:55:27 PM] TiKels: i fucking hate escort missions for that reason
[8:55:28 PM] Inferno: JUMP FOR IT!
[8:55:28 PM] Azrael: i hear my friend go "I CANT MAKE IT OVER" im like "YES YOU CAN"
[8:55:34 PM] Azrael: i dont turn around for him
[8:55:36 PM] Inferno: [8:55 PM] TiKels:
<<< i fucking hate escort missions for that reason
rofl
[8:55:41 PM] Azrael: i keep running
[8:56:00 PM] Inferno: you run too fast for the person you're escorting but walk too slow for them
[8:56:02 PM] Inferno: every damn time
[8:56:08 PM] Azrael: over the next road, over another fence, through another yard
[8:56:32 PM] Azrael: theres a garage on this property
[8:56:52 PM] Azrael: i kneel down and wait, i can still see my friend behind me
[8:57:03 PM] Azrael: i tell him we're sneaking into the garage
[8:57:24 PM] Azrael: i quickly creep around the corner and take off the unlocked padlock
[8:57:39 PM] Azrael: slip inside and let him come in, then shut the door
hurriedly
[8:59:51 PM] Azrael: then sit in the back corner of the garage, in the dark, facing the doorway, shaking from fear and adrenaline, holding the flathead screwdriver out in front of me, trying to think of the best way to kill them if they come in, decide its by staying in the dark and stabbing them in the throat if they get close enough, while i sat there flinching at every noise
[9:00:00 PM] Azrael: sat there like that for an hour
[9:00:25 PM] TiKels: obv superglue their testicles to their leg
[9:00:34 PM] TiKels: worst sensation ever
[9:00:56 PM] Azrael: finally leave, and assume they might still be looking for us, so skulk from yard to yard, moving further away from the neighborhood
[9:01:03 PM] Azrael: trying to avoid the roads just in case
[9:01:14 PM] Azrael: another half hour of this
[9:01:18 PM | Edited 9:01:37 PM] Inferno: I think the solution is easy
[9:01:23 PM] Inferno: put on Hispanic disguises
[9:01:33 PM] Azrael: finally feel safer about going for the backroads
[9:01:48 PM] Azrael: we walk around and try to find our way back to our friend's house
[9:01:55 PM] Azrael: that takes another hour
[9:02:15 PM] TiKels: shouldn't have used apple maps trying to get out
[9:02:31 PM] Azrael: we get back and are like OMFG CANT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED AND WERE ALIVE LUL
[9:02:56 PM] Azrael: then later that night i found out my $80 tommy hilfiger jeans were ruined
[9:03:08 PM] Azrael: bc the super glue leaked into my pocket
[9:03:13 PM] Azrael: karma i guess
[9:03:31 PM] TiKels:
[9:03:32 PM] Azrael: i still wore them but the pocket became completely nonfunctional
This story is entirely factual, as per Azrael's statement of authenticity.
Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Mar 27 2013, 1:34 am by TiKels.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider
-NudeRaider