I am beginning to lean by collapsing the column of TassadarZeratul. Therefore, I doubt he is a threat. I am clearly positive that my top three are mafias.

Can you tell me why? Other than the fact that devilesk told you?

Lulz, I'm amused it didn't occur to anybody to lynch Corbo yesterday.

So..... are we considering this game shit on or what?

On FatalException clues, despite that PCFredZ may decline on, Moose happened to use the 'but' a lot more frequently than the mafia games where FatalException wasn't mafia.

In the quiet, rural town-state of Moosetopia, all was calm for many years. However, throughout that time, a group of mafia slowly moved in, infiltrating the town and remaining dormant. Slowly gaining confidence by planning their plans and scheming their schemes, the mafia finally decides to unleash death and destruction on the town tonight.

The mafia selects only two targets to murder tonight, though they know others will probably get in the way. However, their targets are very prominent figures that must eliminated in order to cripple the town's unity and coordination. These were the two leaders of the town, the mayor Chuiu and deputy-mayor Mini Moose 2707. Engines start as the mafia gets into their cars to began their work.

Sleeping quietly, the deputy mayor is resting for big day ahead, the ribbon was to be cut at a newly completed school in a dedication ceremony tomorrow. Little did he know that he was about to be cut himself. With his throat slit, Mini Moose 2707 never even got the chance to scream or say a word to his attacker.

Just then, the door opens. Mini Moose 2707's aide comes in. "Mr. Moose, emergency, there's been a group of..." she trails off as she notices the blade impaling Mini Moose 2707 and the group of mafia standing around the room. "She's seen too much, kill her, too," a mafia orders as he gestures with his hand. What had been a quiet assassination turned was now a cacophany as several mafia fire their revolvers into various points into the body of Mini Moose 2707's aide. Alarms sounds off and sirens blare, but the mafia are long gone when the police arrive.

With the authorities distracted, the mafia get their guns reloaded as they ride to the mayor's mansion and surround it. The mayor, Chuiu, is sleeping in his walled-off bedroom. The mafia must overcome the small obstacle of two bodyguards in the hallway protecting the mayor. The mafia splits into two groups on each side of the corridor. "EVERYBODY DOWN!" yells a mafia, as machine gun fire shoots through all the windows in the hallway. The bodyguards take out their guns and begin firing at the mafia, but their bullets never reach their target.

However, this mafia is only a distraction. Bullets fly from the other side of the hallway through the smashed windows and some of them connect with the bodyguards' heads. With the bodyguards killed, the mafia regroups and proceeds into the mayor's bedroom. Chuiu is standing atop his bed with a baseball bat in his hands, ready to strike at the mafia. The mafia grin and laugh as they walk in to surround the mayor. "GET BACK, I'LL BEAT YOU DAMNIT! !" yells Chuiu, defiant to the end.

However, his bat only landed on the bed as a mafia slashes his hand clean off, leaving him defenseless. Chuiu does not scream in pain or cry, or step back, but instead gives his last cold stares at each of the mafia in turn. One of them gives him two shots in the stomach. Chuiu clenches at his gut, but does not move his feet and holds his ground. "I knew it, a fucking conspiracy, it was a FUCKING CONSPIRACY!" Chuiu yells as he raises his head at their faces while a gun is held to his head. The mafia with the gun pulls the trigger... "Now you know the truth. And it dies with you." after Chuiu falls on to his bed to rest in peace.

The mafia rides off into the night. They split up and go back to their homes and wash the blood off their hands and clothes. The sun rises and news of the crimes is everywhere. The town comes to a consensus that a general meeting of all persons living in the town must be held in order to determine who is to be held accountable for these two assassinations. Some townspeople propose that security is found within leadership and that a new mayor must be elected in order to lead their campaign against this mafia presence. A compromise is made between the bloodthirsty and those seeking government: a mayor shall be elected, and he shall choose who to lynch in order to demonstrate his power.

** DAY ONE START **
Everyone may place their vote for the election of a mayor. Choose wisely, for the mayor alone determines who is lynched on the first day.

NOTE: There are no role PMs this round. You can obtain your role by going to this link: http://www.staredit.net/?p=mafia

After a long day of work, the citizens of Moosetown finally decide to go to sleep. The town is mostly agricultural, but something else has been growing with the harvest this year. An infiltration of mafia has been living among the town since the beginning, continuously plotting for an eventual mass murder and takeover of the town. With the discovery of gold in the foothills surrounding the town, the mafia decides that they must reveal their presence and begin their purge of the town.

The prime objective is to break the leadership. The majestic mayor's mansion sits in the middle of the town, a symbol of order. In the middle of the night, the roof of the mayor's mansion catches fire. Villagers rush in to try and evacuate the building and search for survivors. However, the town's efforts are poorly coordinated, allowing the mafia charge in alongside the town, unknown to them. As the villagers struggle to open all the doors of the large building and investigate, the sledgehammers and tools used to break open doors are brought upon the heads of the townspersons. The combination of the burning building and the murderous infiltration kills all of the rescuers.

The mafia stand outside and admire their handiwork. However, they do not see Mini Moose 2707, the mayor. When the fire started, his reaction was to grab his trusty shotgun and climb out of his window. "Who are you?" demands Mini Moose 2707, cocking the shotgun as he corageously approaches the mafia. "We are the mafia" replies the nearest mafia. Moose charges at the mafia and pulls the trigger. However, the shot spreads harmlessly through the air because the mafia has disappeared into the ground.

Right before the battle is about to intensify, a light appears from one of the mafia. The light goes straight through the chest of Mini Moose 2707, killing him and setting fire to a house behind him. Their mission complete, the mafia retreat back into hiding to plan the next night's attacks.

Upon waking, a shocked town tries to piece together exactly what happened. Upon examining the corpse of Mini Moose 2707, it is noted that the word "Owned" is burned through his chest. Three chunks of his flesh, presumably the middle of the "O", "e" and "d" were found as well, given that no flesh was there to support the inside parts of these letters. The remainder of the corpses are buried and a word of a great meeting in the town hall is passed around. All of the town crams into the town hall. They know that the perpetrator is among them. It is decided that one of them must be killed in revenge for the destruction of the previous night.

** DAY ONE START **
http://www.staredit.net/?p=mafia for roles. Gogo.
Please vote or abstain. I will be enforcing strict activity bans this game.

[1] First player slot is mafia, ie Greo.
[2] Warhammer topic by Zycorax: http://www.staredit.net/topic/3378/
[3] Moose got LIGHTSCRIBED by Corbo: http://www.staredit.net/topic/4590/
[4] NerdyTerdy // The mafia burrows, but he isn't supposed to: http://www.staredit.net/topic/3397/
[5] The town has poor coordination... or squad tactics: http://www.staredit.net/topic/4394/

The town rests rather quietly, except for devilesk. It isn't that anything is actually physically wrong with him. It was the ghost. The ghost of Mini Moose 2707 had appeared to him. The ghost had warned him that the mafia had declared war on him. They want him dead most of all. Devilesk goes to his refrigerator and takes a shot of whiskey. He decides it is probably smarter not to get hammered.[6] He puts the bottle down and returns to his living room to watch TV. He slowly begins to panic. Every shadow moving against his windows adds to his paranoia. Every gust of wind contributes to his fear. Every noise and any little thing that went bump in the night exacerbates his terror. He can't take it; he as to get outside, now. He lights a cigarette, leaves his house, and doesn't even bother locking the door.

Devilesk regrets leaving almost immediately. He discovers cheeze blocking his walkway. Devilesk goes over to speak to him and asks cheeze what he's doing here, but he does not respond. Cheeze falls limp into devilesk's arms. Devilesk lets go and cheeze drops to the floor, with a couple of knives stuck in his back.[3] Before he can react, two knives are in devilesk's chest as well.[3] Devilesk falls to the floor unconscious.

An hour later, he wakes up. He finds that his wounds are bandaged. A car is running in front of his house. FlyingHat calls to him from the window. "You don't look so good, let's get you out of here." And so they drive. "Were you the one who patched me up?" asks Devilesk. "No, I just got here. Figured you could use the trip out. Lightning doesn't strike the same place twice, but the mafia do," chuckles FlyingHat. "So, where are we going?" asks devilesk, as they spot a man in the street holding some sort of light.

The man is too far away, they can't make out who he is or what he is doing. FlyingHat begins to answer devilesk's question, but a ray of light shoots through the car. It goes through the hood and the windshield and various parts of the car, through FlyingHat, and out of the back of car, clean through. "Holy shit!" yells Devilesk, as he struggles to take the wheel and brake. Smoke is shooting out of the car's hood and the car is too damaged to be controlled. The car veers off the road and into a tree. Devilesk goes through the windshield and smashes into the trunk of the tree. He rests unconscious on the hood of the car.

After some amount of time, devilesk wakes up again. He wipes the blood off his head. He gets up. For now, Devilesk can cheat death. He gets up and walks. He takes a left, then a right. He loses track of where he is going, but he continues. He runs. Runs away from the mafia. Devilesk feels like he can fly. Soon, however, he comes to the wrong street.

Of course, he has no way of knowing that. A man appears out of the ground, holding a machine gun.[4][5] "WHY DON'T YOU DIE?" yells the man in a stentorian voice. The fully automatic weapon pisses ammo into devilesk. Ten, twenty, fifty, a hundred bullets blast devilesk. He is long past dead. The mafia reloads his gun and fires into the corpse until it no longer resembles anything but a pile of multicolored mush. Not even devilesk can withstand this punishment.

The town wakes up to find the gruesome wreckage spread about. They remove the corpse of FlyingHat for burial and notice "pwnt" going through his chest.[1] Minus a chunk of flesh that was the hole of the p, of course. The deaths of these individuals were a vicious rampage.[2] The town only hopes that they can be more vicious.

** DAY TWO START **
Please vote for a lynch or abstain. There will be strict activity bans this game.

[1] FlyingHat got LIGHTSCRIBED by Corbo: http://www.staredit.net/topic/4590/
[2] Greo is familiar with rampages: http://www.staredit.net/topic/2410/
[3] FatalException is being a ninja again.
[4] NerdyTerdy is still burrowing even though he isn't supposed to: http://www.staredit.net/topic/3397/
[5] We can stretch Zycorax[sMg] to the sub machine gun.
[6] Declared war. Get hammered. Warhammer. Get it? http://www.staredit.net/topic/3378/

By the end of day, the long arguments have left the town drained and tired. They fall into a deep sleep, but the mafia are, of course, up to no good. Four murders are about to take place.

WoAHorde sleeps, but wakes up in the middle of the night to the sounds of someone talking and walking around in his house. Soon the person begins to bash against his locked bedroom door, trying to break through. However, he is prepared for this state of emergency[1]. Quickly, he grabs the handy rope he keeps wrapped about his bedpost. WoAHorde secures it in place and lowers himself out of his window. With a bit of overconfidence, he casually walks accross his lawn as he thinks of a safer place to go. Unfortunately, the mafia is one step ahead. A man bursts out of the ground with a machine gun right in front of WoAHorde.[2] At point blank range, the bullets tear through his body and WoAHorde is killed.

Taking a pillow into his car, Killer_Kow decides to put the seat all the way back and get some rest. new car is very comfortable and he soon falls asleep. Passing by on the street, a mafia happens to look inside the car and see the sleeping man. Wielding a large mallet[3], the mafia bashes it against the window of the vehicle. A startled Killer_Kow is about to meet his reckoning[3]. Reaching inside the mafia unlocks and opens the door, pulls Killer_Kow out of his car and tosses him into the street. Thrown on the ground, the mafia drives the mallet into his skull. A few blows later, Killer_Kow has a split skull and passes away.

EzDay281 returns home to sleep, but decides to move elsewhere for safety. He is the curator of the town's museum[4], so he goes to sleep at work. He walks up the front steps and puts the key in the lock of the door only to find a gun against his back. "There is no safety here. This is no escape from the mafia." He spins around and tries to knock the gun out of the mafia's hand. He succeeds, but as he starts to run, the mafia trips him. He falls down the stone steps while the mafia recovers his gun. Before he can get up again, EzDay281 has been shot in the head.

The final murder happens in the home of Dapperdan. As he slumbers, the mafia are at work cutting through the window to quietly enter his house. With their newly formed entrance, a mafia creeps inside with his equipment. Suddenly, Dapperdan is stirred from his sleep. He hears a whirring sound and sees a strange light outside of his room. He jumps out of his bed and hides under it as a mafia walks into his room. The mafia checks the bed for a person but finds no one is sleeping there. Dapperdan coughs, but the mafia doesn't seem to notice. He can't see what is happening above him, but the last thing he can tell is that a light is blasting clean through his bed, his chest, and his floor into the house below.[5] The word "DIE" becomes carved through all of these and that is precisely what Dapperdan does.

** DAY TWO START ** (<--- Why did nobody mention that this was actually Day 3?)
Please vote for a lynch, abstain, or otherwise remain active. There will be strict activity bans this game.

[1] State of Emergency = Song by The Fatal Exceptions: http://www.myspace.com/thefatalexception
[2] NerdyTerdy STILL burrows when he instead supposed to: http://www.staredit.net/topic/3397/ (he died, so he didn't need a clue. I realized I forgot to write in his death at the last minute. Some of you might have seen an edited post. Lul.)
[3] A mallet is a hammer. Age of "reckoning" has to do with Warhammer. Zycorax plays Warhammer: http://www.staredit.net/topic/3378/
[4] Refers to the d00d from Greo's avatar: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klonoa:_Moonlight_Museum
[5] MOAR LIGHTSCRIBE by Corbo: http://www.staredit.net/topic/4590/

Tension fills the air as the town rests. A rumble is about to go down in the town square. The mafia approaches from one side, and the Boondock Saints from the other. Two men, otherwise innocent bystanders, stand in the town square. They are Oyen and Phobos, who are uaware of the fight about to take place, and unaware that it will claim their lives.

Slowly they walk, talking about the mafia, their suspects and suspicions. The conversation is ended abruptly by the mafia. A beam of light comes straight at them. Oyen jumps out of the way and narrowly saves his life as the laser passes right through the body of Phobos and kills him. The mafia begins to charge his next shot and moves towards Oyen, who has unfortunately hurt his ankle in the process of saving his life.

Oyen tries to hobble away, but the mafia pursues him faster than he can go. However, unbeknownst to this killer, two people are pursuing him as well. The laser finishes charging and the mafia man blasts straight through the body of Oyen, who drops dead to the ground.

Taking pride in his two kills, the mafia man begins to walk away. He gets stabbed in the back. He tries to fight back, but the chemical from the poison-tipped blade spreads throughout the mafia member's body, leaving him paralyzed and unable to move. He falls to the ground and begins to bleed out. Fortunately for him, the mafia is practicing good tactics[1] and another mafia member is watching this scene from behind. He is able to pick off Darkling with his gun, but the other man gets away. Darkling's body falls on top of the poisoned body of Corbo, who dies a slow and painful death.

A few minutes later, Hitok1r1 arrives on the scene during a late night stroll. He notices the body of Oyen first, and the body of Phobos nearby. He continues on and finds the bodies of Darkling and Corbo on top of each other. He finds the laser weapon and stoops over to examine it. He spends too much time looking at it, as the mafia come through the area for a final pass. As he stoops over the corpse of Corbo, a mafia raises a sledgehammer[2] and slams it down, fracturing the skull of Hitok1r1. Hitok1r1 laughs a twisted psycho laugh. He picks up the laser weapon and throws it at the mafia. It is a good hit that injures the mafia, but does not kill him. The mafia injured, but Hitok1r1 is hurt far worse. The damage to his head finally overwhelms him and Hitok1r1 dies.

** DAY FOUR START **
Please vote for a lynch, abstain, or otherwise remain active. There will be strict activity bans this game.

[1] FatalException's mafia squad has good Squad Tactics: http://www.staredit.net/topic/4394/
[2] Zycorax using the Warhammer again: http://www.staredit.net/topic/3378/
(Greo's hit was negated by a doctor, Corbo died, so no clues for them)

I am clearly sure that Corbo and I do not get along. After all, he blocked me and I blocked him via MSN. Secondly, I'm going to admit it, when I listed whom I believed are mafias, Corbo immediately private messaged me and wanted to keep me silent. He claims to call me stupid, yet he himself was stupid enough keep me silent.

[20:49:11] *help KяayZee: So
[20:49:15] *help KяayZee: good game?
[20:52:14] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): wut?
[20:52:24] *help KяayZee: Corbo corbo corbo
[20:52:29] *help KяayZee: fucking admitted it
[20:52:46] *help KяayZee: Unless the townspeople are way too stupid
[20:56:17] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): ... and?
[20:56:35] The number 1 ninja (FatalException): why does Corbo dying make me gg?
[20:58:41] *help KяayZee: He pm'd me
[20:58:43] *help KяayZee: about the list

Devilesk told you on battle.net.

Wow moose, you make good clues.

Searching people's topics would have gotten you amazingly far in this game.