I apologize for delaying the game so long. While I wrote up several of the hits, I realized upon further examination that this game should end here and Dapperdan agrees. For the record, the players to be hit were FatalException (illuminator), Paravin. (the other doctor), l)ark_ssj9kevin, Hug a Zergling, and Oyen. Vi3t-X would also die of Masochism. This would result in six townies versus five mafia. The Avenger would amazingly still not get his first hit. The death pact would, of course, be alive, but with 4 or 5 hits the next night, since it's rather unlikely that they wouldn't be hit. The Avenger, of course, would gain a few hits that since his targets would HAVE to die. But, the Avenger would likely die before using them since mafia hits always come first. So, we skip to the conclusion.
"The mafia made a gigantic effort last night, doctor. Really, they did. They tied everyone to a bunch of explosives in the town square and set them off. Bits of townie flew everywhere. Then the mafia broke the fourth wall. They said they were coming for me," Mini Moose 2707 trails off.
JaFF flashes Mini Moose 2707 a knowing smile. "What if I told you that the mafia is real?" asks JaFF.
"What?" asks Mini Moose 2707.
"The mafia is real. We are coming for you," says JaFF, pulling a pistol out from his desk.
Mini Moose 2707 is in a state of shock and disbelief. "Gentlemen, if you would," says JaFF, clapping his hands together twice. In through the door walk five mafia members:
DT_Battlekruser,
Zycorax,
Dark_Marine,
NudeRaider, and
TassadarZeratul. Simultaneously, they are draw guns and point them at Mini Moose 2707.
"O SHI-" yells
Mini Moose 2707, but bullets are already in the air. He is killed and the secret of the mafia dies with him.
MAFIA VICTORYThe SEN Mafia XI will appear after a break. I need a good mafia break.