Granted but you fail it and fail school completely.

I wish I was smarter than all of you guys.

Granted, but your brain mutates and grows into a big lump of pink gummish crap. You die, go to hell, gets tortured, and blow up.

I wish I had powers of God.

Granted but God smites you for imitating him and you don't have the time to react.

I wish that people would stop posting gay wishes.

Granted, they are now lesbian wishes.

I wish I could do anything if I put my mind on it.

Granted, but you lose your mind
I wish I can!

Granted, but it was bad and everyone points and laughed at you.

I wish I can think of a wish to corrupt.


(cough-likethisone-cough)

Granted, but someone else corrupts it! (Muahaha)

I wish people would join my Modding team.

Granted,but i ended up taking over the modding team MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
i wish for someone that just think of a wish that doesnt have "me,reverb or any one related to me..."
something bad happening to them...

Granted, nothing bad will happen to you, but you are doomed to eternal mediocrity and boredom.

I wish starcraft 2 will impress me in every way.

It does but you get bored of it and kill yourself because you were so bored.

I wish Starcraft II was out.