Goddammit

I can already tell who is zombie

Well... I vote for Farty.

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Across town, Dark_Marine was safely barricaded in his home, watching the evening news. A knock at the door brought Dark_Marine into the front hallway. A white van was parked outside bearing three consonants. Not sensing any immediate danger, Dark_Marine opened the door to reveal a shadowy figure. The figure's gait was unnaturally stiff and it spoke with a muffled breathing that was not quite human. Panicking, Dark_Marine grabbed his trusty baseball bat, preparing to bash the basterd's head in. Unfortunately, his attack only grazed the intruder's head, allowing him to counter the blow. The stranger threw Dark_Marine back, where he cracked his head open on a piano in the hallway, instantly dying.

This seems to make sense if the assaliant is the thing in Shockos sig.

Loveless, Sirens were my thought exactly. Borderlands? Siren? Check the topic?
I know that NudeRaider has a Siren in his DP on msn but he's dead, which will look awful fishy to him since I was working with him, but oh well.
I am a bit tired right now, but before I go out tomorrow I will take a deep look into this.

Also, just to address it and not let it go on.

White Van has any relevance to me how?
Three Consonants? SHCK
Muffled breathing has got to be the most disturbing thing you've accused me of really. Oli Sykes most certainly IS human, and the song that the picture is taken from is Pray for Plagues, which I have no reason to hide. It's screamo, yes, but that's not a muffled voice...
But I will look into you as well if you want MEMEME.... oh wait... three consonants; MMM. White Van... oh wait... a plumber... Mario... Yoshi... non human like voices, bowser?

Looking a bit like you tried to point clues that are on you, on someone else... just saying.

I Abstain.

Edit: I've had a quick look into a few things and basically:

OlimarAndLouie:
Post made by OlimarandLouie on Dec 25 2009, 11:52 pm
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When have a piano in front of me, which happens rarely, I always play a song from the Legend of Zelda games. Most of the time it is the Lon Lon Ranch song from Ocarina of Time.
Amen, I usually play zelda songs, and I always go back to playing "The Song of Healing" on my piano, it sounds real cool if I play it on my synthesizer though.

LoveLess:
LVS (Three consonants)
Level 56 Siren in Borderlands
The killer used a trusty baseball bat, possible confirmation of looking in the right area since the topic was started by someone with an avatar as Ness, renowned for his baseball bat in SSBM and SSBB

MeMeMe:
MMM (Three consonants)
White Van (Plumber, Mario, Yoshi)
Baseball bat (SSBM and SSBB where Yoshi plays and can pick up a baseball bat)

Quote from Shocko!

Loveless, Sirens were my thought exactly. Borderlands? Siren? Check the topic?
I know that NudeRaider has a Siren in his DP on msn but he's dead, which will look awful fishy to him since I was working with him, but oh well.
I am a bit tired right now, but before I go out tomorrow I will take a deep look into this.

Also, just to address it and not let it go on.

White Van has any relevance to me how?
Three Consonants? SHCK
Muffled breathing has got to be the most disturbing thing you've accused me of really. Oli Sykes most certainly IS human, and the song that the picture is taken from is Pray for Plagues, which I have no reason to hide. It's screamo, yes, but that's not a muffled voice...
But I will look into you as well if you want MEMEME.... oh wait... three consonants; MMM. White Van... oh wait... a plumber... Mario... Yoshi... non human like voices, bowser?

Looking a bit like you tried to point clues that are on you, on someone else... just saying.

I Abstain.

Edit: I've had a quick look into a few things and basically:

OlimarAndLouie:
Post made by OlimarandLouie on Dec 25 2009, 11:52 pm
Quote from RIVE
When have a piano in front of me, which happens rarely, I always play a song from the Legend of Zelda games. Most of the time it is the Lon Lon Ranch song from Ocarina of Time.
Amen, I usually play zelda songs, and I always go back to playing "The Song of Healing" on my piano, it sounds real cool if I play it on my synthesizer though.

LoveLess:
LVS (Three consonants)
Level 56 Siren in Borderlands
The killer used a trusty baseball bat, possible confirmation of looking in the right area since the topic was started by someone with an avatar as Ness, renowned for his baseball bat in SSBM and SSBB

MeMeMe:
MMM (Three consonants)
White Van (Plumber, Mario, Yoshi)
Baseball bat (SSBM and SSBB where Yoshi plays and can pick up a baseball bat)

Your thing about oli seems a little far fetched, but i guess...

I really just read the thing, looked at your sig, and thought it connected. I guess i was wrong.

Loveless clue seems to work.

For me, it seems to me that your going a bit off the line. However, i will admit that clue seems to point to me if you put it like that....

EDIT: The clue seems to fit much better for loveless than for me, however.

In addition to the clues, let's be a little philosophical here: what is love? Wikipedia says

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Love is any of a number of emotions related to a sense of strong affection and attachment. The word love can refer to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from generic pleasure ("I loved that meal") to intense interpersonal attraction ("I love my husband").

Dictionary.com says that it's "a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person"

No matter which way you look at it, love is something that everyone has, at least in some form. To be without love is to be what again?

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not quite human.

Oh, that's it, thanks. I vote Loveless.
If he turns out to be a townie, I am a zombie mafia tool and you can lynch me. I'm confident enough that Loveless is trying to be the wolf leading the sheep.

BTW: if you clicked the youtube link, I couldn't help it. I had a compulsion.

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In addition to the clues, let's be a little philosophical here: what is love? Wikipedia says

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Love is any of a number of emotions related to a sense of strong affection and attachment. The word love can refer to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from generic pleasure ("I loved that meal") to intense interpersonal attraction ("I love my husband").

Dictionary.com says that it's "a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person"

No matter which way you look at it, love is something that everyone has, at least in some form. To be without love is to be what again?

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not quite human.

Oh, that's it, thanks. I vote Loveless.
If he turns out to be a townie, I am a zombie mafia tool and you can lynch me. I'm confident enough that Loveless is trying to be the wolf leading the sheep.

BTW: if you clicked the youtube link, I couldn't help it. I had a compulsion.

Or I realize that every day we don't lynch someone, the closer we get to being overrun by the Zombies. If you haven't realized, it's going to start going from three deaths to four, tonight.

Except, you know, you kindof have to lynch one person every day.

Quote from LoveLess!

Or I realize that every day we don't lynch someone, the closer we get to being overrun by the Zombies.

Especially if we lynch other townies.

Quote from LoveLess!

If you haven't realized, it's going to start going from three deaths to four, tonight.

Unless we lynch a zombie.

Quote from poison_us

Quote from LoveLess!

Or I realize that every day we don't lynch someone, the closer we get to being overrun by the Zombies.

Especially if we lynch other townies.

Quote from LoveLess!

If you haven't realized, it's going to start going from three deaths to four, tonight.

Unless we lynch a zombie.

That's why we need to vote Farty :/

You go right ahead and keep thinking that. ;o

I abstain for now.

Shits getting crazy...
I am fosing shocko sry If you are town!
Kill shocko

Someone gave me an analysis, but I can't disclose the name, for their safety.

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Town name is Geldar - Stargate Reference, Shocko likes Stargate. Farty's title also says "P.s.: Feldspar." Geldar rhymes with Feldspar
zany's death - the work of an emo, Excalibur

ray's death - Enveloping beams of light and great glowing figure, FARTY DUR. Ashamed's sig also has the arm of a zealot with a glowing psi blade punching through glass.

Boiling pot of chili - chili is food, chefs cook food, Echo is leader of clan Chef. He also likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Positively's clothes were stolen. Hobos are homeless and steal clothes. Shocko was pretty much a homeless hobo at one point.
http://www.staredit.net/99335/

Also hobo could be pHOBOs

Positively was lured by a siren or something that plays music. New-Guy's avatar looks like the horn of some instrument. Echo's avatar could also be related. ONLY

TAYLOR SWIFT'S GLORIOUS MUSIC COULD LURE SOMEONE TO THEIR DEATH.

Shadowy figure - Ezterix's avatar and his map Silent Hill, Excalibur's avatar and sig. Darkling's avatar.

White van - Darkling's signature has a white boat in it, pretty much the same thing.

3 consonants - Vi3t-X

Also to those who are using the baseball bat as a clue, TOO BAD IT WAS DARK_MARINE'S BAT.

bear trap that killed DM - Temple Puzzle and all of Devourer's other puzzle maps have traps.

Scrap of black fur - shocko's sig. the fur of a dog, Cujo - poison_us has a reference to Stephen King in his sig.

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Positively was walking home from his favorite bar, throwing nervous glances over his shoulder, as it was past curfew. The night belonged to the zombies. As his journey went on, he began to stumble and trip. Sights blurred together and swam in and out of focus. A medical man at heart, Positively could almost swear he had be- Wait... what was that glorious music? A sound unlike anything he had ever heard before was playing off in the distance. As if drawn by a compulsion, Positively began to walk towards the beautiful melody, as if entranced. Not watching where he was going, he tumbled off a bridge and into the rushing waters below. His body was later found on the beach, curiously devoid of clothing.

He was... raped... Now who could have done that...?

I don't know, but the segment about Positively sounds like mind control.. Almost. Or at least hypnotism, which is close enough.

I vote Farty.

At the rate that this is going, the zombies will be unable to lose. What the heck ?

I vote FARTY

Quote from Taylor Swift

Someone gave me an analysis, but I can't disclose the name, for their safety.

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Town name is Geldar - Stargate Reference, Shocko likes Stargate. Farty's title also says "P.s.: Feldspar." Geldar rhymes with Feldspar
zany's death - the work of an emo, Excalibur

ray's death - Enveloping beams of light and great glowing figure, FARTY DUR. Ashamed's sig also has the arm of a zealot with a glowing psi blade punching through glass.

Boiling pot of chili - chili is food, chefs cook food, Echo is leader of clan Chef. He also likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Positively's clothes were stolen. Hobos are homeless and steal clothes. Shocko was pretty much a homeless hobo at one point.
http://www.staredit.net/99335/

Also hobo could be pHOBOs

Positively was lured by a siren or something that plays music. New-Guy's avatar looks like the horn of some instrument. Echo's avatar could also be related. ONLY

TAYLOR SWIFT'S GLORIOUS MUSIC COULD LURE SOMEONE TO THEIR DEATH.

Shadowy figure - Ezterix's avatar and his map Silent Hill, Excalibur's avatar and sig. Darkling's avatar.

White van - Darkling's signature has a white boat in it, pretty much the same thing.

3 consonants - Vi3t-X

Also to those who are using the baseball bat as a clue, TOO BAD IT WAS DARK_MARINE'S BAT.

bear trap that killed DM - Temple Puzzle and all of Devourer's other puzzle maps have traps.

Scrap of black fur - shocko's sig. the fur of a dog, Cujo - poison_us has a reference to Stephen King in his sig.

I noticed several things in there: Those interpretations cover a wide ground. There's about 5 people not mentioned in there, and I'm almost positive the "original" author decided not to include himself. Convenient. The unmentioned people are:

• 3. MEMEME670
  
• 7. LoveLess
  
• 17. lil-Inferno
  
• 23. ProtoTank
  
• 24. OlimarAndLouie

*please note that new-guy is not on the OP roster. That's where I got the above names, then deleted them. If he got a name change, woops.*

The 5-man list remaining includes two people who had [at best] disputable clues against them. They are underlined in blue. Ultimo, I'd advise you to be more scrupulous in the future. This kind of crap leads me to believe the 3 original zombies were you, Inferno, and LoveLess. Then again, the "original" author might be a zombie, trying to mislead, through you.

It's also curious how the author points out shocko basically being a hobo [almost typed homo, lol] and ignores inferno's avatar

Regardless, the final thing I noticed:

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ONLY TAYLOR SWIFT'S GLORIOUS MUSIC COULD LURE SOMEONE TO THEIR DEATH.

The "original" author has a damn good sense of humor, wouldn't you agree ultimo?

I keep my vote on LoveLess, and I'd like for a scientist to get on Ultimo/Taylor Swift.

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ray's death - Enveloping beams of light and great glowing figure, FARTY DUR. Ashamed's sig also has the arm of a zealot with a glowing psi blade punching through glass.

I added the sig like two days ago?