JOKER GLOBE
Friday, September 17, 2008
Page B7

Joker Reacts To Town's Failure
by The Joker

It was only last night when our hero, The Joker, decided to take matters completely with his own hands while asking for nothing more than cooperation, today, The Joker tells us how deeply hurt he is at the foolish town and that he not only wishes to continue the hunting for Ultimo's corrupted head but also says that he will not continue this herculean task until all the garbage is cleaned from Chaos City, "People has to realize that there is no right path, there is no wrong path, there is only chaos", said The Joker to the Joker Globe.
As killings continued to take place with the lives of Generalpie, ToA, and Hug a Zergling, the town fades to ashes.

The Joker added, "To all of you pretentious scum, this city, is stil mine A-HAHAHAHAHAHA".

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The Joker Cryptogram
by Rekoj Eht

Puzzle 1
JHHOZC OAVSJH HOZCOA VSJHHO ZCOAVS

Puzzle 2
FOB PLOWLL HHVL NV CSUL



***DAY 10 START***

Town, three days to decide and vote on a lynch candidate. Remember, the person voted for first is lynched. This is probably of vital importance actually, so GOGOGO.

I lol'd. Town loses because ToA didn't jail anyone I guess. I vote Kevin.

I vote ultimo again!

Why don't you kill the mafia Corbo?

I'd call this one, DTBK, we know who everyone is and who's going to win. If only Batman had actually played the game not been constantly cockblocked by patrolmen...

Patrolmen, they're just as useful as they are useless.

Lynch Kevin and town wins (unless Joker counts as against the town).

Joker is against the town, and Corbo is not going to vote for Kevin.

Quote from rayNimagi

Lynch Kevin and town wins (unless Joker counts as against the town).

Joker isn't aligned to anything but chaos.

I vote Ultimo.

Actually Kevin, you told me that mafia can't win. But you totally can, you just need to kill brontobyte, and vote Corbo before he votes you next day. At least deny Corbo the right to his victory, and everyone wins.

Am I the only one laughing at how ultimo's reacting?
He probably even PM'd bronto by now

At how I'm reacting? How about you denying you're the Joker until the very last minute? That is laughable that you would even try to keep up a facade and make up excuses when there is only four of us. What is with all the showmanship?

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Town, three days to decide and vote on a lynch candidate. Remember, the person voted for first is lynched. This is probably of vital importance actually, so GOGOGO.

Three days for 4 people to make a vote?

He can't go back and change the rules now.

Epic! Bronto is Joker, Corbo is Batman, Ultimo is Townie and Kevin is Mafia.

But yeah please don't bore the fuck out of everyone and quickly give us the epic ending we all desire. I'd say 4 voters shouldn't need more than a day or two to make up their minds.

Nude, I'm the goddamned Batman, you silly dude.

Quote from NudeRaider

Epic! Bronto is Joker, Corbo is Batman, Ultimo is Townie and Kevin is Mafia.

my bet is "false"
what this game needs is dead people talking, though

Quote from NudeRaider

Epic! Bronto is Joker, Corbo is Batman, Ultimo is Townie and Kevin is Mafia.

But yeah please don't bore the fuck out of everyone and quickly give us the epic ending we all desire. I'd say 4 voters shouldn't need more than a day or two to make up their minds.

Easy for you to say dead person.

Quote from Raccoon

Quote from NudeRaider

Epic! Bronto is Joker, Corbo is Batman, Ultimo is Townie and Kevin is Mafia.

my bet is "false"
what this game needs is dead people talking, though

Agreed!