Are you a Starcraft Broodwar Freak? - Test it out!
Answer all the questions and do not lie!
Count your "Y"'s


[Y/N] Do you think that worms are larvas?
[Y/N] Did you named your dog "Torrasque"?
[Y/N] Did you turn your car into something which looks like a Vulture?
[Y/N] Do you say "lol" each time a friend told you a joke?
[Y/N] Are you wondering if the Army has already researched Siege-mode?
[Y/N] Do you have 5 StarCraft BroodWar CDs?
[Y/N] Do you dream about StarCraft BroodWar?
[Y/N] Did you asked, when your house was built, if you are able to place a machine-shop near it later?
[Y/N] Do you want to pay everything with Minerals and/or Vespine-Gas?
[Y/N] Do you ask a dealer for Stimpacks?
[Y/N] Did you asked your neighbor to be your ally?
[Y/N] Do you visit SEN every Day?
[Y/N] Do you visit SEN every hour?
[Y/N] Do you ask girls for dates @ the battle.net?
[Y/N] Do you dream about Sarah Kerrigan?
[Y/N] Do you dream about Infested Sarah Kerrigan?
[Y/N] Did you ever asked for a Gaussrifle or a C-10 Canister Rifle?
[Y/N] Did you ever visit your pet-doctor and asked him for a Metabolisitc-Boost upgrade for your dog?
[Y/N] Do you have ICQ (or other community-programms) just to ask other players to come online @ battle.net?
[Y/N] Do you have one account at each Gateway?
[Y/N] Do you have more accounts at each gateway? (For each account one "Y")
[Y/N] Did you asked an architect to build a Missle-Turret for protecting yourself against Dark Templars?
[Y/N] Do you always say "Commandor?" when you've been called?
[Y/N] And do you say "Gogogo" when you accept what the person said?
[Y/N] Are you scared of walking on a dester because of Spider-Mines?
[Y/N] Do you ask yourself while you are watching star-treck why they do not fire their Yamato-gun?
[Y/N] Do you have no friends?
[Y/N] Are you going to send me 10 minerals today?
[Y/N] Do you know all those shortcuts?; Wtf; omg; hlp; w8; lol; omfg; DL; nb; np; Wth?

Maximal Yes answers: 28

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Nov 24 2008, 3:43 pm by DeVouReR.

Change Turned to turn in the couple first. It's a bit distracting.

N to all of them.

lol seriously... first off naming your dog torasque and then taking him to the doctor for a metabolic boost... wtf?! Poor dog. I guess I have 1 Yes. I use to have an account on each gateway. Only because Mysteeq had friends on all of them.

I have over 9000 "y"s...

No seriously, I got nine.

I lol'd

Seven.

... If any of you say you've never had a dream with Kerrigan in it, you're lying. >.>

No to all of them, with the minor exception of saying "lol" to every joke that is told. Over the internet, I'd say 70% of the time. In real life... hell no.

Better Ones:

When you answer the phone, do you reply with "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME BOY?".
Do you ever sit in your car and wonder if it has Seige Mode?
You know your son is going to be named Fenix.
You dressed as a Zealot for Halloween.
You don't understand overpopulation. Why not build more supply depots?
Your daughter's name is Kerrigan, and when she's pregnant, you start calling her Infested Kerrigan.
With today's security crysis, Bunkers and Missile Turrets are a neccessity. Hell, a few seige tanks couldn't hurt.
When you run out of money, you ask your parents for more minerals.
You don't understand why people won't come back to life in Dragoon cases.
Every time you play any game, you ask if its Melee or UMS.
Your best friend is a Hydralisk and your School Bully is a Dragoon. No matter what, your buddy is a Hydralisk.
You yell at your dog because it doesn't know how to burrow.
Your solution against your country's opressors is Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers.
The only thing you fear against your plans is that the enemy has Cloaked Wraiths.
You call Rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play real maps.
Strategically placing arbiters around the city is a great idea. You can recall people whenever convienent.
You change religions. You've joined the Khali.
You demand that people call the school bus a shuttle.
You mistaken Democrats for UED leaders.
You constantly complain about your nation's military. Even on extremely slow days, it only took you 30 minutes to amass an army and crush your opponents.
Laser Pointers are the new weapons of mass destruction. Avoid and/or eliminate at all costs.
You call your house a Nexus.
You send friends and family the scout the neighbour's yards.
You are afraid of walking through alleyways and narrow passageways, because you are afraid of burrowed lurkers.
Everytime a friend is in a fight, you scream "We must join our breathern in battle!" and charge.
You actually understand every single joke that I just wrote.

... You're lying.

..No to all of them as well.

you and you friends run upto the schools bully and attack him all at once untill he can no longer take it and then run away, Yelling "KEKEKEKEKEKE" in victory.

eh? good one no?...no. D:

I said no to all except do you visit sen every day, for the most part i do for atleast a sec.

no
and: I also visit SEN every day

Hilarious!!!

You phail at humor dev, but I got one:

When someone asks you for a bee net, you ask them which gateway.

When you prefer to be map making instead of having fornications.

When You're Masterbating, does this Thought go thru ur mind: "Vespene Geyser Depleted"?

(I think I took that from someone )

Girls? on Bnet? Woah buddy what realm are you from (<lol joke)(yeah I'm a SC nerd lolz)
No to all except i go to sen every day, for the most part.

@dev:
my score: 1
@viet-x:
my score: 0

And yes, I'm hear nearly every day...

Awesome.

5, and because I dream about mapping, cant help it I get ideas at random