How am I supposed to set this
as my signature if I can't even buy a signature?
tits
Sucks for you.
Anyway, they're just not in stock. You have to wait until they get stocked.
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Aren't store items randomly available? Wait until it's in stock.
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Or you can just "turn off the fun" and turn your minerals off, which will grant you your desired signature, as well as a few other neat account upgrades.
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There are some on sale right now. Better buy it before its sold out again.
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