Farty is 1billion.

Well, looks like our boondock saint is smart!


Suspicious now?

Well, this is definitely bad for us.

The sun sets as the town drifts off to sleep. The night air is as still and dead as the people who will soon be struck down and killed. The mafia walk the empty streets of the town, taking the most direct route to their target. Little do the mafia notice that a figure is following them and watching them from the rooftops. Stealthily, the man jumps between buildings in pursuit of the mafia. Heading into the dense fields of crops, the mafia seek to complete some unfinished business. On the rooftop, the man crouches out of sight and awaits the mafia's return.

Resting in sleep, Dapperdan is exhausted from a long day of work on his farm. Dapperdan is having such a peaceful sleep that he is undisturbed by the mafia picking the lock of his front door. Eventually, though, he is awakened by the sense of a hand over his mouth. Failing to scream, he notices four guns pointed at his head, a mafia sternly commands him not to shout. "Tell us where the key you found is." Dapperdan complies and points to a drawer accross the room. One of the mafia lowers his gun and walks over to it. After tossing Dapperdan's nicely folded clothing on to the floor, he retrieves the key and places it in his pocket.

Dapperdan regrets ever getting involved; he regrets taking the key as the mafia speak the last words he will ever hear. "You have our gratitude. This will be quick and painless." smiles the mafia member. The three mafia still holding guns simultaneously fire their weapons into Dapperdan's eyes and forehead, killing him instantly. Swiftly exiting the house, they go through the crop fields and back on the town streets.

Around the corner and down a block, a ragtag militia composed of NerdyTerdy, Merrell, and Hynk is out patrolling for the mafia. As the mafia turn the corner, the mafia notices they are in perfect flanking position. Focused and filled with anticipation, the mafia do not notice the mysterious man, who still waits on the rooftops, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

The mafia fire their guns first, taking the militia group by surprise. Hynk flips over and down on to the ground, caught in the initial stream of bullets. Merrell turns and fires as NerdyTerdy runs for cover while shooting. Both of the two militia men cannot hit their mafia targets as Merrell flops to the floor, his life claimed in the exchange of gunfire. NerdyTerdy gets the gold star for smart tactics as he crouches behind a car for cover. Unfortunately, NerdyTerdy exposes himself for too long to return fire. Long enough for a weapons master to finish the defeat of the townsperson group.

The mafia walks over to examine the dead body of NerdyTerdy. The mafia have their backs turned as they reflect in delight at their beautiful picture of destruction. The man on the rooftops silently jumps down and moves toward the mafia. With his left hand, he tosses a grenade into the middle of the mafia. With his right hand, he removes a knife from a sheath on his belt. Driving the knife into a mafia member's neck precisely as the grenade goes off, the shocked mafia begins to panic. The grenade is a smoke grenade and the mafia's blind firing completely misses the concealed man, who takes the key from FarTy1billion's pocket and vanishes into the night. The mafia, baffled and frustrated at how they had been sneak attacked, disperse for the night.

Pleased to discover a dead mafia among the bodies of townspeople, the town knows there are still mafia out there. Settling into the town hall, they begin to argue over who must face the guillotine.

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wait wait what clues point to me? id like to know
edit: is still and dead? is that it? okay just wanted to know.

I would like to point out that Doodle has avoided 2 days of lynching.

>__<

You've got clues against you from other days too.

Yeah, I know.

I vote Doodle, why? Farty DEFENDED him earlier in the game when clues that had some value were against him. Time and time again, more clues have been made against Doodle, and ignored. Doodle also defended Farty when he was accused.

EDIT: I vote Devilesk. Gold star for effort matches his name's color (although it's not true gold, it's still damn close) as well as the fact that he was 'baffled' (changing his vote multiple times) as well as frustrated (angry at me and a few others).

Only the moon and a single golden star shine in the overcast night. Overall, a fine cover is provided for murderous mischief.