Char is subsequently rich with minerals. We could trade that!
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How about we artificially construct a planet out of all the plastics and shitty Hair Metal Records/Tapes/CDs that seemed like a good thing at the time, and then breed our own army of mutant lizard-snake- rat-things to live on it?
I mean, it'd save the environment, and it'd also be awesome.
Plus it can have a surface covered in molten plastic.
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