The Truth About Kittens During a serious discussion with Lord Agamemnon, his "associate" made a startling realization. Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. We all know this fact -- it is scientific proof. Thus, a kitten being born implies no one is masturbating. Therefore, by internet logic, we can assume that every time a kitten is born, somebody out there is getting some. [img=http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2866/kittenshy8.jpg] Its the circle of life!

The Truth About Kittens

During a serious discussion with Lord Agamemnon, his "associate" made a startling realization.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. We all know this fact -- it is scientific proof. Thus, a kitten being born implies no one is masturbating. Therefore, by internet logic, we can assume that every time a kitten is born, somebody out there is getting some.



Its the circle of life!

but the question is, [i]who [/i]is getting action?

but the question is, who is getting action?

[quote=name:MillenniumArmy]but the question is, [i]who [/i]is getting action?[/quote] Presumably the people who were masturbating? :P

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but the question is, who is getting action?

Presumably the people who were masturbating?

THINK OF THE KITTENS! They're so cute and fluffy and fuzzy and :3.

THINK OF THE KITTENS! They're so cute and fluffy and fuzzy and :3.

[quote=name:Lord Agamemnon][quote=name:MillenniumArmy]but the question is, [i]who [/i]is getting action?[/quote] Presumably the people who were masturbating? :P[/quote] :shifty:

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but the question is, who is getting action?

Presumably the people who were masturbating?