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Time: Jun 7 2008, 5:57 pm

Post #1     Greo Jun 7 2008, 5:57 pm

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Post #2     RIVE Jun 7 2008, 7:57 pm

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OMG RADIATION!
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Post #3     [Echo]:] Jun 7 2008, 8:02 pm

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Bullshit! I just tried it with my two house phones calling my sidekick and my regular cellphone. Didn't work for shit.
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Post #4     Phobos[MM] Jun 7 2008, 8:02 pm

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Now imagine what it does to your brain after 10 years of usage.
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Post #5     chuiu Jun 7 2008, 8:19 pm

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I feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to fall for this.
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Post #6     Greo Jun 7 2008, 10:33 pm

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Bullshit! I just tried it with my two house phones calling my sidekick and my regular cellphone. Didn't work for shit.
You need at least 3 of them, silly.
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Post #7     stickynote Jun 7 2008, 10:42 pm

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It can't cook. That is total bullshit. However, prolonged and heavy cellphone usage can increase your risk of brain cancer due to the radiation.
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Post #8     MadZombie Jun 7 2008, 10:43 pm

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isnt it the radiation that cooks the popcorn? o.O
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Post #9     [Echo]:] Jun 7 2008, 10:44 pm

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No, this is a fake stunt.
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Post #10     stickynote Jun 7 2008, 10:51 pm

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Yeah, but the radiation isn't that strong.
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Post #11     Brontobyte Jun 7 2008, 10:54 pm

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Now imagine what it does to your brain after 10 years of usage.

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It can't cook. That is total bullshit. However, prolonged and heavy cellphone usage can increase your risk of brain cancer due to the radiation.

Forget brain cancer. Where do you regularly keep your cellphone? For it its in my left pocket. That right by, yup you guessed it, your sex organ(s). This can be why so many people these days have mentally retarded children. :rolleyes:
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Post #12     [Echo]:] Jun 7 2008, 11:17 pm

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Yeah but you clearly do not hold it next to your left or right pocket when you talk, unless you're a yuppie. And no, it is not the reason why people have retard children. Mentally retarded is redundant.
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Post #13     stickynote Jun 7 2008, 11:23 pm

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The radiation occurs when any transfer of information between cell phones occur. (ie. phone call, text message)
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Post #14     [Echo]:] Jun 7 2008, 11:58 pm

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You're just stating facts which has almost nothing to do with my or anyone's post. There is no focused radiation area near the genitals.
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Post #15     EzDay281[MM] Jun 8 2008, 12:37 am

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Technically, "retarded" does not, necessarily, have anything to do with "mental." |:<
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Post #16     Clokr_ Jun 8 2008, 1:14 am

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Post #17     KrayZee Jun 8 2008, 1:59 pm

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Post #18     [grAffe]:] Jun 8 2008, 2:07 pm

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Umm not all radiation is dangerous. That's why microwaves are safe? Radio waves that are EVERYWHERE? Etc?
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Post #19     Killer_Kow[MM] Jun 8 2008, 2:25 pm

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isnt it the radiation that cooks the popcorn? o.O

Yeah. But whereas a full microwave can heat things up very quickly via focused, powerful microwaves, the microwaves used by cellphones can only heat an object by a very small fraction of a degree.

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Mentally retarded is redundant.
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1. Past tense of retard; slowed.
2. Past participle of retard; slowed.

Technically, "retarded" does not, necessarily, have anything to do with "mental." |:<

'Retarded' has everything to do with 'mental' when you put the two words together. That's like saying 'ice' has nothing to do with 'cream'.
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Post #20     Shocko Jun 8 2008, 3:10 pm

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Umm not all radiation is dangerous. That's why microwaves are safe? Radio waves that are EVERYWHERE? Etc?
I do believe microwaves are dangerous, they are just built so that the waves will bounce off the walls and hit the food, and then when you open the door, they are some how ventilated so that you wont get hit by them, I could be wrong...
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