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Sex pest Seal vs. King Penguin
May 2 2008, 6:45 pm
By: The Starport  

May 2 2008, 6:45 pm The Starport Post #1



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm

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May 2 2008, 6:47 pm Money Post #2



Lol. Lol.



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May 2 2008, 6:55 pm The Starport Post #3





Y HELO THAR!



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May 2 2008, 7:02 pm Clokr_ Post #4



Hahaha poor penguin :P



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May 3 2008, 12:01 am stickynote Post #5



"Thrusting its pelvis."
LOL. Wow, that seal is lonely.



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May 3 2008, 12:07 am KrayZee Post #6



Well, it's bound to happen. Humans having sex with animals isn't new. I hope the male penguin pimp slap that seal.



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May 3 2008, 12:42 am MasterJohnny Post #7



This is so Zoophilia.. :omfg:



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May 3 2008, 2:05 am Phobos Post #8

Are you sure about that?

The seal must be really desperate.



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May 3 2008, 2:43 am stickynote Post #9



The article said that it probably didn't get a mate during mating season.



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May 3 2008, 3:57 am Centreri Post #10

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I feel sorry for that Penguin. Penguins rule - seals, now, not so much.

Who says rape isn't natural? Or bestiality, for that matter? Nubs.



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May 3 2008, 5:21 pm Syphon Post #11



Quote from Centreri
I feel sorry for that Penguin. Penguins rule - seals, now, not so much.

Who says rape isn't natural? Or bestiality, for that matter? Nubs.

Rape? No one. Bestiality? Speciation.



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May 3 2008, 5:40 pm The Starport Post #12



This is like a new class of sexual violation unto itself.



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May 4 2008, 2:00 am Rantent Post #13



SEALS NEED LOVIN TOO!



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May 4 2008, 4:17 am Centreri Post #14

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This is like a new class of sexual violation unto itself.
If this were legal amoung humans, murder would be lowered. Rapists won't feel the need to kill his victim. :bleh:



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May 4 2008, 7:07 am Paravin. Post #15



All that seal needed, was love. :(



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May 4 2008, 4:50 pm ClansAreForGays Post #16



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The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.
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May 4 2008, 9:40 pm Clokr_ Post #17



I've already seen two female cats trying to do eachother when they were in heat and there wasn't any male cats around... Animals are weird :P



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May 4 2008, 11:39 pm Rantent Post #18



Yeah, and dogs hump chairs (/stuffed animals/peoples legs/anything) regularly.

It's almost amazing that people aren't violating random objects/species.



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May 5 2008, 12:36 am Clokr_ Post #19



We aren't? :ermm:



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May 5 2008, 5:11 pm Doodan Post #20



Gotta get your rocks off some how.



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