So, I came across [url=http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_congo_democratic_witchcraft]this article[/url], and I just couldn't keep it to myself. Discuss. This is the funniest news article I've ever seen, and this isn't from the onion. This is Yahoo. Which makes it even creepier.

So, I came across this article, and I just couldn't keep it to myself.

Discuss.

This is the funniest news article I've ever seen, and this isn't from the onion. This is Yahoo. Which makes it even creepier.

Note to self, never go to Africa. Especially since it's a common tradition.

Note to self, never go to Africa. Especially since it's a common tradition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic

This is fucked up.. plain and simple. I say the "sorcerers" are actually feminists!\ EVIL!!!!!

This is fucked up.. plain and simple.
I say the "sorcerers" are actually feminists!\
EVIL!!!!!

Wow.

Wow.

[quote]"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.[/quote] Fucking LOL. How the hell does this guy know what size the victim's penis is and that it shrunk? Wouldn't he have to know the previous and current size?

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"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Fucking LOL. How the hell does this guy know what size the victim's penis is and that it shrunk? Wouldn't he have to know the previous and current size?

They have their way of living, we have ours... But, man, those are some seriously devoted/religious people.

They have their way of living, we have ours... But, man, those are some seriously devoted/religious people.

[quote=name:The_z0r]They have their way of living, we have ours... But, man, those are some seriously devoted/religious people.[/quote] Go look in your spam folder.

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They have their way of living, we have ours... But, man, those are some seriously devoted/religious people.

Go look in your spam folder.

WTF indeed fits this article... But what if it's realistic :|

WTF indeed fits this article... But what if it's realistic

[color=#1af]Lmao. Awesome. The penis theft is a problem![/color]

Lmao. Awesome. The penis theft is a problem!

hahaha suckers....I don't have one to worry about. OH MY GOD MY BOOBS! :'(

hahaha suckers....I don't have one to worry about.

OH MY GOD MY BOOBS! :'(

[quote=name:-_- Kame -_-]hahaha suckers....I don't have one to worry about. OH MY GOD MY BOOBS! :'([/quote] Quoted for the fucking epic TRUTH!

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hahaha suckers....I don't have one to worry about.

OH MY GOD MY BOOBS! :'(

Quoted for the fucking epic TRUTH!

[quote=name:KrAzY][quote=name:-_- Kame -_-]hahaha suckers....I don't have one to worry about. OH MY GOD MY BOOBS! :'([/quote] Quoted for the fucking epic TRUTH![/quote] .. are you saying u don't have a penis?

Quote from KrAzY

Quote from -_- Kame -_-

hahaha suckers....I don't have one to worry about.

OH MY GOD MY BOOBS! :'(

Quoted for the fucking epic TRUTH!

.. are you saying u don't have a penis?

[quote=name:-_- Kame -_-]hahaha suckers....I don't have one to worry about. OH MY GOD MY BOOBS! :'([/quote] *squeeze*

Quote from -_- Kame -_-

hahaha suckers....I don't have one to worry about.

OH MY GOD MY BOOBS! :'(

*squeeze*