Greetings everyone.
This topic about your work in real life.
For fairness, I am masseur.
What is your profession?

I'm a student, I don't have a job. I live on a full-time scholarship.

Currently I do part-time bookkeeping for the restaurants I've been working for the last few years. I'm looking to expand into some tech support role working with computers. Also will be working on a computer science degree next semester, hoping to move into some sort of programming career with it eventually.

Heavy equipment forklift operator. In my free time, I'm also a volunteer in the Italian Red Cross.

I'm a recruiter for poll making.........you're not hired.
Just joking.

To be fair, it's not as simple as you'd think. Most characters that aren't A-Z will render the poll empty as C(a)HeK's are.

I work in a hospital, cardiology department, transcribing and filing. Blah blah blah left ventricular ejection fraction blah blah mitral regurgitation blah blah paroxysmal nocturnal dyspnoea blah blah.

software engineer

is there a difference between software engineer and programmer?

Sounds like song titles for a goregrind band to me.

Anyway, I work 24/7 as a journalist. Photography included. Too much work lately to devote enough time to SC, but I hope that's going to change... though not radically, as in me becoming unemployed, that is.

I don't have a job, I just have 1 programming cycle.

I was working at a call center job transcribing telephone calls for deaf and hard of hearing people for the past 9 years, but quit over the summer to focus on school where I am studying electrical enginerding

I don't know, but "software engineer" sounds more sophisticated so that's what I always say I am.

I work on my house have done that past 5 years or so before that i did several other things.

Software engineers are (typically) also programmers, but it's a separate discipline in establishing and operating with a development process for software.

A programmer just writes code and that's their only job. A software engineer also designs projects, proposes sweeping project changes, reviews proposals, among other things that would be considered out-of-league for a programmer. Experienced software engineers are able to shit software architecture and cloud infrastructure blueprints like nothing and think about countless obscure use cases that normal people would never think about. The way outsiders (particularly U.S. border guard) think about it is that Software Engineers never lift a finger and only do design work which is not true.

How can you make money to live off working on your own house for FIVE years?

I know several ways on how to do it, one of which requires LED lamps.

Does being a meme professional count too? One never knows...

Hell yeah! Especially when it comes to dank memes from outer space!