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Garlic Bread Mafia - Live Thread
Jul 3 2017, 12:19 am
By: Dem0n
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Jul 6 2017, 4:49 am Corbo Post #41

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

I vote pr0nogo. I'll honor the god.



fuck you all

Jul 6 2017, 8:22 am payne Post #42

:payne:

2 votes for Jack, and 2 votes for Pronogo. That's the current tie.




Jul 6 2017, 9:40 am Jack Post #43

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

Do abstain votes count as a separate person? That is, if there are 3 votes for abstain and at most 2 votes for any other person, does abstain win and no one gets lynched?



Red classic.

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Jul 6 2017, 10:01 am Pr0nogo Post #44



I don't think so, but the rules thread for mafia is probably outdated.




Jul 6 2017, 12:43 pm Corbo Post #45

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Wait a second...

Quote
I have come up from yeasteaven.

Come up?
This is no god, this is the devil! :hurr:



fuck you all

Jul 6 2017, 1:17 pm Dem0n Post #46

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Quote from Jack
Do abstain votes count as a separate person? That is, if there are 3 votes for abstain and at most 2 votes for any other person, does abstain win and no one gets lynched?
No. Abstaining is simply a declaration of your unwillingness to vote. There will always be a death if at least one person is voted for.




Jul 6 2017, 4:03 pm NudeRaider Post #47

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

Quote from Jack
Do abstain votes count as a separate person? That is, if there are 3 votes for abstain and at most 2 votes for any other person, does abstain win and no one gets lynched?
Just vote for no lynch. Abstaining means by definition you do not vote.




Jul 6 2017, 4:42 pm Apos Post #48

I order you to forgive yourself!

I NO LYNCH.

WE CANNOT KILL OUR BREADEN BEFORE WE GET ANY REAL CLUES!!!

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jul 6 2017, 7:45 pm by Apos.




Jul 6 2017, 5:57 pm Wing Zero Post #49

Magic box god; Suck it Corbo

I vote to lynch Voy for following a false god.




Jul 6 2017, 7:17 pm Corbo Post #50

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Edit because reasons

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jul 6 2017, 8:18 pm by Corbo.



fuck you all

Jul 6 2017, 7:47 pm O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #51

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Quote from Wing Zero
I vote to lynch Voy for following a false god.
I vote Wing_Zero for not following a false god.



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Jul 6 2017, 10:29 pm CecilSunkure Post #52



Anyone else wigged out the Bread God called out Pron0go? Seemed a little random to me.



None.

Jul 6 2017, 11:03 pm Voyager7456 Post #53

Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast

Bread God works in mysterious ways man, sometimes you've got to take a leap of faith.



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Jul 6 2017, 11:29 pm Fire_Kame Post #54

wth is starcraft

Quote from Apos
I NO LYNCH.

same pls




Jul 7 2017, 2:22 am Dem0n Post #55

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Votes:

Pr0nogo - Jack (2)
payne - Jack (2)
CecilSunkure - Apos (1)
Bar Refaeli - Fire_Kame (1)
Voyager7456 - Pr0nogo (2)
Corbo - Pr0nogo (2)
Wing Zero - Voyager7456 (1)
FaRTy1billion - Wing Zero (1)


Day 1


We gather on the kitchen counter to decide the fate of one of our own. There's shouting from both sides as we deliberate on whose life to take. Many view last night's uneventfulness as a sign of peace. They say that if we refrain from violence, we can end this war. Pipe dreams from the clueless.

Others see signs elsewhere. They turn to their "Bread God", the one they say will show them the path to righteousness. They say by carrying out his wishes, they will be granted eternal happiness in bread paradise. They begin chanting the name their god has chosen. What starts as an indistinguishable whisper turns into a booming demand for carnage. The chants grow louder and faster, until almost half the delegation has joined in. Our leader steps forward and raises his hand. The chanting quiets, as we listen in anticipation as to what will happen next.

"Brothers, sisters, children - now is the time we must sacrifice a member of our breadhood for the greater good."

The crowd, in unison, echoes a thundering response.

"FOR THE GREATER GOOD!"

Our leader pulls out a piece of paper. He carefully examines it, no doubt tallying up the votes and deciding whose time has dried up.

"I know many of you have turned to your faith to lead you in these trying times. I know many of you wish for Pr0nogo to be executed!"

The crowd roars in cheers and applauses.

"Be that as it may, today is not his day to die. Today, another must perish!"

The cheers turn to boos and gasps of disbelief.

"It was a close count, but another has been chosen before Pr0nogo to be executed. We must hold true to our democracy and carry out this deed. Bring forth the chosen one!"

From the crowd, two large breads step forward, dragging another beside them. Our leader turns to the executioner and nods, and the executioner turns on the firebrick oven. It is not long before the oven temperature rises to 1500 degrees Fahrenheit, a sign that the sacrifice must begin. The executioner opens the door, and the two large breads throw the chosen one into the fires. They leave the door open for all to see. The chosen one screams in agony, his crust turning to black ash, and his soft breaded skin oozing off his body. A few seconds pass, and the screams stop. The body is fully disintegrated.

The crowd begins to disperse, save for the family of Jack. They hold each other and cry, staring in horror at the ashpile that was their father.

May his death finally end the bloodshed.


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Jul 7 2017, 2:38 am Corbo Post #56

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

You fools!



fuck you all

Jul 7 2017, 2:57 am Pr0nogo Post #57



I can't believe you idiots came so close to voting me

Doc on me, I'll be checking voyager tonight for his role




Jul 7 2017, 2:01 pm Voyager7456 Post #58

Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast

Forgive us our transgressions, oh mighty Bread God!



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Jul 7 2017, 3:54 pm CecilSunkure Post #59



So is Jack dead?



None.

Jul 7 2017, 4:01 pm Apos Post #60

I order you to forgive yourself!

Quote from CecilSunkure
So is Jack dead?

WHAT IS BREAD MAY NEVER DIE!




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