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Inferno's Lemonade Stand
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Aug 27 2014, 6:22 pm
By: lil-Inferno  

Aug 27 2014, 6:22 pm lil-Inferno Post #1

Just here for the pie

Welcome to Inferno's lemonade stand! Our ingredients are of the highest quality and our prices are quite fair. You can get a small lemonade for 20 minerals, a medium lemonade for 23 minerals, and the low price of 25 minerals will get you a nice, tall, large glass of high quality e-lemonade. Get a glass now before SEN goes post-apocalyptic!

Payments can be processed here: http://www.staredit.net/?member=1430&area=sendminerals




Aug 27 2014, 6:35 pm payne Post #2

:payne:

You sir are a genious.

Can I work for you? I'd like a 50% of all your profits, and I'll do all the work.



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Aug 27 2014, 6:42 pm CecilSunkure Post #3



I bought 4 larges.



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Aug 27 2014, 6:48 pm lil-Inferno Post #4

Just here for the pie

Quote from payne
You sir are a genious.

Can I work for you? I'd like a 50% of all your profits, and I'll do all the work.
At the moment Inferno's Lemonade Stand is not hiring, but if demand increases we may find ourselves in need of extra help. We will get in contact upon that happening. :)

Quote from CecilSunkure
I bought 4 larges.
Thank you, my honored customer! I do hope you enjoy your e-lemonade; it was a pleasure serving it to you.




Aug 27 2014, 6:53 pm NudeRaider Post #5

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

Some kind of product preview?




Aug 27 2014, 6:55 pm CecilSunkure Post #6



I expect these lemonades to be delivered through an e-PM!



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Aug 27 2014, 6:58 pm lil-Inferno Post #7

Just here for the pie

Quote from NudeRaider
Some kind of product preview?
Here is our large lemonade. The smaller portions are simply in smaller glasses.


Quote from CecilSunkure
I expect these lemonades to be delivered through an e-PM!
Your lemonades have been delivered!




Aug 27 2014, 7:01 pm CecilSunkure Post #8



Ahh, these lemonades are great! Thanks for your service lil.



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Aug 27 2014, 8:03 pm Fire_Kame Post #9

wth is starcraft

Everything appears to be in order here.

Move along, citizen.




Aug 27 2014, 8:42 pm MasterJohnny Post #10



Can i haz free samples?



I am a Mathematician

Aug 27 2014, 8:57 pm lil-Inferno Post #11

Just here for the pie

Quote from MasterJohnny
Can i haz free samples?
Certainly! Check your PMs.




Aug 27 2014, 9:26 pm Vrael Post #12



What if I want a lemonade laced with crack? Is that available?



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Aug 27 2014, 9:45 pm lil-Inferno Post #13

Just here for the pie

Quote from Vrael
What if I want a lemonade laced with crack? Is that available?
Special, legal, requests can be made via PM here: http://www.staredit.net/?p=messages&area=compose&mid=1430




Aug 28 2014, 2:11 am MasterJohnny Post #14



Why is my free sample made out of corn?



I am a Mathematician

Aug 28 2014, 11:51 am lil-Inferno Post #15

Just here for the pie

Quote from MasterJohnny
Why is my free sample made out of corn?
The cup is made out of corn. We are an eco-friendly lemonade stand, sir. :)




Aug 28 2014, 6:29 pm payne Post #16

:payne:

Quote from lil-Inferno
Quote from MasterJohnny
Why is my free sample made out of corn?
The cup is made out of corn. We are an eco-friendly lemonade stand, sir. :)
I hope you take them back from customers and wash them to reuse them, then!



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Aug 28 2014, 6:44 pm lil-Inferno Post #17

Just here for the pie

Quote from payne
Quote from lil-Inferno
Quote from MasterJohnny
Why is my free sample made out of corn?
The cup is made out of corn. We are an eco-friendly lemonade stand, sir. :)
I hope you take them back from customers and wash them to reuse them, then!
Returning their cups is a decision for our customers to make themselves, sir. We would happily recycle our beverage containers to further help the environment. :)




Aug 28 2014, 8:58 pm Wing Zero Post #18

Magic box god; Suck it Corbo

I'd like a pre-apocalypse lemonade please




Aug 29 2014, 1:05 am lil-Inferno Post #19

Just here for the pie

Attention customers! Due to a new era in the StarEdit Network, we're discontinuing our pre-apocalyptic lemonade and will instead serve post-apocalyptic lemonade. Don't be alarmed - this is simply a new look but our lemonade still retains the same great, refreshing taste. :)




Aug 29 2014, 3:23 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #20

Just here for the activity... well not really

is this stand FDA approved?



guy lifting weight (animated smiley):

O-IC
OI-C

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