Get your swagger into gear, SEN. It's time for a Kame RP. You are Robert Doe, a second year college student at Stanley University. Using your wit, charisma and a thing called SWAG woo the girls on campus and in the community into your arms for a night of passionate romance and lust.

RULES:
-Everyone controls Robert Doe - no creating individual characters.
-I take the action I like best, usually the first one posted. Stupid posts will be ignored, repeated stupidity will be removed.
-Actions my be modified depending on your SWAG score. For example, if you saunter over to a total hottie but have a low swagger score, you might trip and faceplant right in front of her.
-At the bottom of each action is the most current SWAG Rating. The higher the SWAG, the more successful your actions are.
-You earn SWAG by successfully pulling off SWAG moves. The more people that see it, the higher the increase. It gets harder the more SWAG you acquire. In short: its relative. There is no SWAG cap.



You awake in your dorm room drooling on the floor, still in the clothes you were last night. Your roommate is snoring loudly, a blonde freshman spooning with him, possibly nude under his blanket. You stand up slowly, your stomach churning and your head pounding from the party last night. you are relieved to find your wallet and keys in your pocket still, but your cell phone is missing. You could go back to Dick's dorm room, where the party is to find it, or you can try to take care of your hangover and possibly bathe yourself. Or, you can do something completely different.


SWAG SCORE: 5

Get ye flask.

Execute best available hangover remedy and invoke personal hygiene protocols.

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You cannot get ye flask.

Go home and rethink your life.

Preferably by asking yourself why you wear your hat backwards.

Jump out window.

Go to Dick's dorm room.

You pop your collar and put on your favorite cap backwards. As you walk the dorm halls, reeking almost as bad as you do of alcohol and vomit, you start to wonder why you wear your hat this way and where your life is going. As you reach Dick's dorm room you come to the truest realization of your entire life - you are fucking awesome and unstoppable. All women want you, and that is all that matters in life. You know hard on Dick's dorm room door, turning sideways and giving the hallway a "deal with it" look, just in case a broad happens to walk by. Dick opens the door, leaning roughly on the door frame, wearing only his boxers. Behind him you see three or four of his jock friends still passed out on the floor. "Sup?" He asks, his face scrunched up in a face that resembles a dog.

"Bro I left my cell phone here."

"Come in and take a look around...just don't wake anyone, a'right?" He stretches and walks back to his dorm bed and crashes. You look around - the dorm room is littered with beer bottles, trash and drunk bodies.

SWAG SCORE: 5

Go find some cocaine. You can handle it, you got swag man.

Tell the bros on the ground to move so you can look for your phone. Also, make sure you're wearing your pants at about mid-thigh.

You readjust your pants, pulling them up an inch before pulling them down four. They barely hang off of your butt, your cheeks the only thing keeping you from being pantsed. You kick the bros on the ground, and most of them roll out of the way without protest. The last one you attempt to move looks to be over 400 lbs. After fifteen minutes of coaxing and cussing he finally moves, revealing your iPhone 4S. You have two missed messages and a voicemail waiting for you.


SWAG SCORE: 6

Check the messages, then the voicemail after leaving the dorm, slamming the door loudly behind you. Giving no fucks about other people gets that SWAAAG.

Check the messages. If they're from a hottie, use swag power.

You turn your phone on speaker phone so that it blares YOU HAVE ONE UNHEARD MESSAGE into the sleeping room. You slam the door behind you and take the call in the hallway. "Hey Rob....had a great time last night....we should meet up again before the semester starts! Call me." The voice sounds hot (like all the girls you date), but you can't figure out who it belongs to. Mindy maybe? Or Jessica?

The two texts are from your mom, demanding why you haven't called her since you got back to campus two days ago. You promptly delete them.
SWAG SCORE: 7

Check the time.

It is currently 1:15 PM

SWAG SCORE: 7

Call up Mindy and Jessica and tell them to both come to your dorm. Don't let them know the other one is coming.

Read the messages, then listen to the voice mail.

Get a doobie out, and call a hang out in the park outside. To do so, create an event on a social network and invite everyone you know.
Event description:
"Everyone knows weed's the best when it comes to hangovers, brah! Bring chix too. Fuck da police."

You call up both Mindy and Jessica, telling them to come see you at your dorm room. You walk in to your dorm room - the chick and your roommate are gone for now. You have roughly fifteen minutes before either chick gets there.

SWAG SCORE: 7

Bust a load in their toilet so you're ready to go long and strong when they return.

Don't forget to flush - sperm floats.

You remember that you have too much swag to masturbate. Try to poop instead.