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Time: Feb 21 2012, 9:08 pm

Post #21     Xlil-InfernoDDD Feb 22 2012, 12:53 am

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If the zombie apocalypse came, I'd have no desire to live anymore. I constantly question why people would want to survive in that situation.
I feel I must remind you that it is undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable.
I disagree. If I was the last man on the planet, I'd kill myself. If I was the last man on the planet with the last woman on the planet, I'd try to convince her there would be no point in re-population. If she didn't listen, I'd offer to impregnate her and then kill myself.

Seriously, jokes aside, I'd consider suicide over survival. I wouldn't care enough to keep going. I just don't see the point in it. I've actually thought a lot about this every time I watched any zombie film or while reading World War Z.
Why? It would be fun! :awesome:

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Post #22     EzTerix Feb 22 2012, 1:24 am

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For me it'd either be leave any city/town I'm in and head for a rural farm. Since I clearly have no idea how to grow shit or the process to go with it I'd probably have to end up going to the outskirts of a town in some random building and constantly raid the town for supplies. Another is going to the nearest federal military base.

Cruise ships are generally docked near cities, which are death traps, but if you can get on it and fortify it or just move away from the coast then your great.

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Post #23     BloodyZombie117 Feb 22 2012, 1:29 am

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I'll spend my time just going around killing them. If I die, I die. As long as I have fun doing it, it won't really matter to me. Go out with a bang, as they say. But I would also try to stay alive as long as possible. Not like I'm gonna go kamikaze on them, I want to have fun.

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Post #24     Raitaki Feb 22 2012, 1:37 am

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Why would killing a bunch of ex-people covered in blood and gore be fun? Especially if they're freaking cannibals and are actively trying to bite your ass off? Who knows, after half a second of killing zombies it might easily turn into "GAAAAH NO GET AWAY GET AWAY FROM ME WHY DID I DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE NOOOO".

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Post #25     BloodyZombie117 Feb 22 2012, 1:40 am

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I have no idea, ask my mind. It never tells me anything. >.>

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Post #26     Xlil-InfernoDDD Feb 22 2012, 1:43 am

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Why would killing a bunch of ex-people covered in blood and gore be fun? Especially if they're freaking cannibals and are actively trying to bite your ass off? Who knows, after half a second of killing zombies it might easily turn into "GAAAAH NO GET AWAY GET AWAY FROM ME WHY DID I DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE NOOOO".
Don't you mean how would it not be fun? I mean c'mon you wimp, you could shoot whatever you God damn want whenever you God damn want.

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Post #27     EzTerix Feb 22 2012, 1:48 am

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They're still human, just with a severe case of the munchies.

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Post #28     Raitaki Feb 22 2012, 1:51 am

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I shot a baby squirrel before. It felt horrible, and no one was even forcing me to do it.

Anyways, for my survival plan, I think I'm gonna practice stabbing eyeballs, and when the time comes, I'm gonna take the 3 (display) katana and the short thing-that-I-think-was-supposed-to-be-a-knife-but-isn't-sharp-and-has-a-gay-looking-blade with me, and use them to stab zombie eyeballs when necessary. Dunno where I'd go/what I'd do to survive except for looting tho :P

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Post #29     Mini Moose 2707 Feb 22 2012, 1:55 am

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Oh_Man, do I have a zombie plan.
Wielding Excalibur, I would start killing MadZombies as I fought my way to SovietRussia, where my SiberianTiger and GreatDragon are waiting. After killing BloodyZombie117, I would use TheKeyToKilling the zombies, my Crimson Magnum. After 24million of them were dead, I would go home and everything would be Super Duper.
(Note: If things are REAL BAD, I will start a lil-inferno or use my moosenukes.)

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Post #30     EzTerix Feb 22 2012, 1:57 am

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Simply incredible Mini Moose. Bravo, bravo.

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Post #31     BloodyZombie117 Feb 22 2012, 2:02 am

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Love it Moose. Even if I have to die by your hands. xD

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Post #32     poison_us Feb 22 2012, 2:20 am

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Move to Madagascar. Everyone knows that island is hard as FUCK to infect.

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Post #33     Bar Refaeli Feb 22 2012, 2:31 am

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Move to Madagascar. Everyone knows that island is hard as FUCK to infect.
Ahahahaha true.

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Post #34     Raitaki Feb 22 2012, 2:34 am

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Move to Madagascar. Everyone knows that island is hard as FUCK to infect.
Ahahahaha true.
What if the virus is airborne and/or transmitted by birds who peck/poop on people? :P

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Post #35     rayNimagi Feb 22 2012, 2:38 am

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Move to a cold place, e.g. Canada, where zombies will freeze to death. I would use my bare hands to cut down trees, followed by building a house out of cobblestone.

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Post #36     Bar Refaeli Feb 22 2012, 2:51 am

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Move to a cold place, e.g. Canada, where zombies will freeze to death. I would use my bare hands to cut down trees, followed by building a house out of cobblestone.
Yea, they will freeze like corpsicles!

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Post #37     Xlil-InfernoDDD Feb 22 2012, 2:54 am

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In the case of a BiOAtK I would hope the enemy wouldn't poison_us in addition to causing a MadZombie outbreak. If I can't find a weapon, I'll have to fight Enter-theDragon style like a madman, and search garbage bins for food like a Raccoon. Luckily I've played enough video games that I can easily nail a Zombie-HeaD-SHoT. Eventually I will get thirsty, but luckily I prepared by packing some Poland.Spring water bottles. There's no plumbing in World War Z, though, so I'll just have to leave a nice pOOPsTAIN whenever I gotta go.

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Post #38     Roy Feb 22 2012, 3:23 am

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Roy, I think this topic is in the situation of either being completely isolated (the government quarantined your town because they want to study it ala resident evil) or a world-wide, almost complete infection.
Sorry for the late reply, but it's unfair if you're going to put a constraint on my scenario and not the others. Almost every survival scenario provided here involves traveling of some sort, which doesn't apply if you've been quarantined.

Assuming the government 100% fails at any disease protection measures AND providing sanctuaries, I don't think any of us would stand a chance. If people as a collective whole couldn't stop the problem at all, going Rambo on your own won't do much. My plan in that scenario would be to gather food supplies and go live in the mountains/woods away from civilization. I could build a bunker or wall off an area, but I doubt that would stop whatever destroyed entire organized military groups; essentially, I'd be playing hide-and-seek.

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Post #39     :DevliN: Feb 22 2012, 3:39 am

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Oh_Man, do I have a zombie plan.
Wielding Excalibur, I would start killing MadZombies as I fought my way to SovietRussia, where my SiberianTiger and GreatDragon are waiting. After killing BloodyZombie117, I would use TheKeyToKilling the zombies, my Crimson Magnum. After 24million of them were dead, I would go home and everything would be Super Duper.
(Note: If things are REAL BAD, I will start a lil-inferno or use my moosenukes.)
I'd like to officially nominate this for the Sen Awards [2012]. Thank you.

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Post #40     BiOAtK Feb 22 2012, 3:49 am

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I shall build an empire on the principles of the Redeker Plan :cecil:

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