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The Ultimate Battle
Jan 24 2012, 5:32 am
By: The Starport
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Jan 25 2012, 3:16 pm Aristocrat Post #81



To clarify: My post refers to the way in which I will carry out my current attack. When Nono wants shit done, she gets shit done; she is a highly advanced AI after all. :P



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Jan 25 2012, 5:34 pm Observer12425 Post #82



This seems like another of Tuxlar's school projects, btw.



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Jan 25 2012, 6:57 pm ClansAreForGays Post #83



Inspector Gadget: Go go gadget arms!




Jan 25 2012, 7:58 pm The Starport Post #84



** Results **

The bizarre pixely thing Slick streaks over to the Magicarp, leaving some odd rainbow trail in its wake. It starts attempting to stomp the life out of it.

Harry Potter eats another cookie, apparently too bewildered by events to take further action.

Magickarp, angry for being ignored and mistreated, evolves into Gyrados and uses Hyper Beam on the nearest thing bothering it: Slick. Slick is no more.

Somewhere, a random citizen acts with a will opposite of the panicked crowds, and begins searching for something mysterious.

Sand Wraith summons forth a cloud of sand around itself, in what is seen as a defensive move of some kind.

Suddenly, a wild Ungoliant appears. It appears to wander about in search of something, which it does not find...

The Incredible Hulk appears! It is furious! It begins brutally smashing Voldemort's corpse. Harry noms his cookie in approval.

God appears! For the lulz, he removes all gravity in the local vicinity. Crowds of people and combatants now drift off the ground helplessly.

At last, Buster Machine No. 7 completes its tirade and invokes a set of miniature singularities right at Sand Wraith's location... immediately next to herself! Regardless of being a near-omnipotent android, her lack of practical foresight about things involving gravitational event horizons and known laws of physics results in her being immediately banished into the miniature holes herself, along with the Sand Wraith!

Without an alternate source of gravity on the scene, all non-tethered objects and persons now begin gradually being pulled into the still-present singularities...

During all of this, Inspector Gadget appears. Sensing his immediate peril, he extends his gadget arms and grabs onto a nearby lamp post for safety.

Quote from Observer12425
This seems like another of Tuxlar's school projects, btw.
Another? :wut:
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poison_us

Poison shit.
Already had Raitaki. I'm not adding another user character.



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Jan 25 2012, 8:02 pm FatalException Post #85



Accio broom. Eat a cookie whilst using 1337 qu1dditch skillzzzz to avoid danger.



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Jan 25 2012, 8:18 pm poison_us Post #86

Back* from the grave

Fine, new character.

Steve. Punch any nearby tree. Use the bottom piece as a step to extend reach to get all pieces. Make planks with fresh wood. Count planks.


Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jan 25 2012, 8:42 pm by poison_us.




Jan 25 2012, 8:20 pm The Starport Post #87



Just a forewarning, night will probably not come for quite some time. I consider each turn about synonymous with a minute each. :awesome:

Edit: Also, edit posts are ignored. RULES MAN.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jan 25 2012, 11:25 pm by Tuxedo-Templar.



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Jan 25 2012, 8:25 pm Aristocrat Post #88



Use a random Schrodinger warp to place myself roughly 20km from my old coordinates, and begin charging a laser to destroy the singularities.



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Jan 25 2012, 8:42 pm Observer12425 Post #89



Surely you remember the first one? Everyone could construct their own rules by which new posts had to abide. According to your clarification, it was to see just how meta people would get.



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Jan 25 2012, 8:46 pm ubermctastic Post #90



Thrax
Infect the cookies without detection.



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Jan 25 2012, 9:01 pm Vrael Post #91



God goes back in time and cancels this action's effects before they ever happen!

Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Jan 30 2012, 4:18 am by Vrael.



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Jan 25 2012, 9:11 pm poison_us Post #92

Back* from the grave

Quote from name:K_A
Thrax
Infect the cookies without detection.
OH SHI- I'm eatin cookies.





Jan 25 2012, 9:13 pm Bar Refaeli Post #93



What am I searching for??

Command: Stop believing in God!



Raccoon

Jan 25 2012, 9:21 pm TiKels Post #94



It's out of character for god to do anything bad, seeing as he's omnibenevolent. His only viable action should be to "Fondly regard creation"

You did say that personality determines actions



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Jan 25 2012, 9:28 pm FatalException Post #95



Quote from TiKels
It's out of character for god to do anything bad, seeing as he's omnibenevolent. His only viable action should be to "Fondly regard creation"

You did say that personality determines actions
au contraire



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Jan 25 2012, 9:48 pm Sand Wraith Post #96

she/her

Sand Wraith

Put sand in Aristo's character's vagina (or equivalent orifice) before she leaves.




Jan 25 2012, 10:15 pm TiKels Post #97



Haha fatal :P

Was hoping someone would get that, but srs. Benevolent. Now if he had said "God of mass murder" that would be another story...



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Jan 25 2012, 10:17 pm Raitaki Post #98



Fuck, no more gravity. I wonder how Tux would deal with a situation where mass (and therefore momentum) does not exist doesn't really do anything. Also, better wrap this up quick before planets and suns go out of orbits and start crashing around guys.



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Jan 26 2012, 1:28 am rayNimagi Post #99



Grike

Grab onto ground or anything attached to the ground to prevent self from flying away. Slit nearby enemies' throats if within arm's reach.



Win by luck, lose by skill.

Jan 26 2012, 6:25 am UnholyUrine Post #100



Gyrados, being a water and flying pokemon, flies around fine...

GYRADOS! USE CRUNCH ON THE NEXT NEAREST THING!!



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