lil-inferno did you steal those from a list or did you come up with them?

Some of them I came up with, others I found on teh Internetz.

I'm trying to eat a taco salad, but I can't eat the shell along with my salad properly because my fork won't break through it.

I install Firefox in my documents.

More ranting:
I pirated a game and the installer was in Russian.
I ran out of my favourite cereal and had to mix it with another one.
My Mom tried to organize my room a while back. I can't find anything anymore.
My friend stepped on his copy of call of duty so I lent him mine, which I wasn't using at all. Now I actually want to play it.
I'm almost out of Rolo syrup to make Rolo chocolate milk. I might have to use regular chocolate syrup.
My friend's neighbour with the unprotected wifi moved away so he doesn't have internet and is poor.

lil-inferno is spamming my thread with fake problems and he's gonna get it locked. Then we're all gonna get severity.

They're very real problems.

In fact, I just had a pudding cup and before I finished it it started tipping over, so I had to hold it steady!

For some reason I still don't have a toilet that flushes itself and my lawn still doesn't have a robotic lawn mower. Also, the water heater is too small, most appliances are not operated by motion sensing, and I work full time at a gas station because of some ludicrous capitalist system that insists hard work is more important than my independent education and creativity, and therefore actively spoiling any contributions I could make to society.

I need to update my Java plugin but it's annoying.

It's too cold and my house and now I can't type properly because my hands are freezing.
I lost one of my boxers, and now I have to wear the ones that are uncomfortable.
I have to type of stuff to give my teachers so that they can write me college recommendations, but I'm too lazy to do it.
I don't have Xbox Live.
Finally, when I have my own money to buy CoD and play with everyone else, they've all decided to not get CoD and to just get GoW or BF.
I thought I had $95 in my wallet. I only have $87.
I bought a sprite fountain drink the other day, but when I drank it, it wasn't sprite. It was something else that was coming out of the sprite dispenser.
I don't have enough minerals to buy a name color.
I have to go to school, but I don't want to.
I'm too full from my taco salad to eat something else that I want.
None of my friends ride the bus anymore because they can all drive.
Ex is going to come on, and then we're all getting severity for this.

Adobe Acrobat forced me to restart my computer to update it, and I'm not even entirely aware of what it does.

http://blog.kowalczyk.info/software/sumatrapdf/free-pdf-reader.html

Java keeps crashing while I'm in faster levels of tetris!

Kinda interesting how this topic is similar to the "urge to kill" topic.

My laptop says my windows isn't genuine and it is.
Half life 2: episode 3 isn't out yet.
Starcraft 2 infestors are getting nerfed more.
My computer fan is too loud.
I can't stop checking SEN every 5 minutes.

Take a peak: http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows/genuine.

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Try to do windows update.

Well according to my dad who installed some "corporate version that you can use on infinity computers" on both my laptop and desktop (He works at a university as IT support) it should be...
My desktop is perfectly fine. I think my dad fucked up.


More complaining:

I don't have xbox live gold.
My mom keeps putting all the freshly baked goods into the freezer so they last longer but I wanted to eat them now.
I had 100 gigs of crap in the recycle bin.
I suck at using Minecraft Edit (McEdit)
We have too many blackberries and peaches in our backyard and no more Crisco shortening to make pies.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 17 2011, 5:10 pm by shadow649.

That topic should be annexed into mine.

I was wrong, I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote windows activation. Windows activation doesn't check for genuine windows. Windows update does.

-Threads like this.

The bottom of my foot itches but when I scratch it, it tickles.