Quote from name:Azrael.Wrath
Go home, eat, get ready for the day (shower, get dressed, brush teeth, comb hair, etc), then go outside. Find someone walking around, approach them and comment on something nice and relatable about them even if it's not true, like "hey I like your shoes, I have that same pair back home". Carry on a friendly conversation with them from this leading comment. Casually ask them their name at some point. When the conversation is coming to a close, ask them for directions to one of your zombie lore classes. Follow by saying "hey, could I get your cell number in case I have any other questions?" If they give it to you, enter it into your smartphone.
Edit: Also, if you go to take out your smartphone, say "wow I can't believe that, it looks like I forgot my wallet. I guess I'm not getting any lunch today" even though you actually have your wallet. Say it in a defeated tone that attempts to make them feel bad about it. If they offer to give you some money, be like "are you sure?" but be sure to take what you can get.
Go walk around town until you find a homeless man. Try and steal his hat/jar filled with money. Quite possibly fail. Lose morality. Profit.
Edit: Or use charisma and talk him into giving you money. Surely our 5 perception will make sure the homeless man isn't a skag addict and holding a dirty needle with which to defend his meagre loot stash.
Edit Edit: Try and sell your Smart Phone for at least $150 (not sure on it's exact specifications or what FUCKED UP CRAZY country, which protects homeless people and forces you to pay for name changes is - this game is in...) Purchase a cheap Nokia for 5% of total profit made from selling android.
All this, with LUCKY CHARMS for breakfast included.
You head back to your dorm and consume your delicious LUCKY CHARMS. Your hunger is cured. It's now 5:00 AM, and you decide to get a preemptive HYGIENE session before the dorm bathrooms are taken up by other students. You also take a short NAP because you're slightly TIRED. You wake up at 8:00 AM. REGINALD has already left the DORM. You decide to go exploring and find a girl sitting alone near the campus' fountain and decide to strike a conversation.
"Hey uh... nice footwear. I have those same ones back at thee uh... ranch." You then realize she's wearing UGS.
"Did you forget to bring them with you? Loser..." She looks at your feet. You then realize you're BAREFOOT!
"Well what's your name?"
"Alyssa."
"Alyssa, where can I find my zombie lore classes?"
"...Zombie lore? Don't talk to me you loser, I'm a liberal arts major."
You now don't know where your ZOMBIE LORE classes are but you have made an ACQUAINTANCE, and you decide to head out into town. A HOMELESS MAN is backed against the wall of a building in your campus. He seems to be the victim of unemployment and a bad economy, not that of a drug or alcohol addiction, and he has a grizzly beard. He is holding a BAG, it's full of COINS but you can't tell how many. You try to talk him into letting you have some MONEY but it's quite obvious that he needs it more, and he keeps most of it for himself. He gives up $0.28 only because you aren't wearing any SHOES and he is aware of the
HOBO CODE, but you attempt to SWIPE the BAG for more and you are barely AGILE enough to swiftly take it, and pass it off like you stumbled. You are AWKWARD ENOUGH that he believes you, but you gain a point of
EVIL KARMA for attempting a theft. There are no pawn shops or otherwise to sell your ANDROID SMARTPHONE to. You are still holding your NEWSPAPER, and aren't wearing any SHOES.
Note: you have made your first acquaintance, with their own 'friend rating', but you made a bad first impression. If an acquaintance has -100% to -50% they are considered an enemy. -49% to 49% and they're considered an acquaintance. 50% to 100% and they're considered a friend.Equipment
Head: None
Face: Reading Glasses (+2 Perception)
Torso: Wal-mart Brand T-Shirt
Hands: Newspaper
Pants: Denim Jeans
Shoes: Bare Feet
Inventory: Pockets
LEFT POCKET
- Android Smartphone
- None
RIGHT POCKET
- None
- None
Inventory: Wallet
- $50.28 USD
- Driver's License
Stats
- Strength - 1
- Perception - 3 (+2)
- Endurance - 1
- Charisma - 2
- Intelligence - 3
- Agility - 2
- Luck - 1
KARMA: NEUTRAL (-1)Acquaintances, Enemies, Friends
Alyssa - [-10%] - A female liberal arts major.
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 1 2011, 3:13 am by lil-Inferno.