So you meet this totally awesome babe, right? And you hit it off really well, you even go out on a few dates and you feel like you have something. And then you see them do something that immediately calls all bets off. You never call or speak to them again. What did they do? What could turn a gf/bf into an ex? Everyone has deal breakers. What are yours? It could be anything, nothing is too superficial: hygiene, habits, neurosis...

Drug / drinking habits for me. I'm against both, and I'd want her to share the same ideology.

Didn't make me a sammich on time and on my demand.

Anything like this is a deal breaker. :x

Jeez. I saw her eyes and they were all like "OMG I PIERCE YOUR SOUL BLARG."

This bitch is about to start working at my job. :x

She doesn't look like much of a bitch to me.

I mentioned this before but smoking is a huge turn off/deal breaker for me.

Also, as kinky as it may seem, I wouldn't want a girl who'd tie or handcuff my arms and legs to the bed posts, shove a dildo up my ass, and start taking control of my human waste water system in a very aggressive way.

I don't want this post to ever leave SEN. ever.

Having flowers as a profile display pic.

Stupidity, drugs (smoking especially), alcohol, promiscuity, nonathleticism, unattractiveness, psychosis, hedonism, religiousness, laziness, and bad personality.

Think I just ruled out every woman ever, but meh, idgaf. Most of these are fixable, fortunately.

The first thing that popped in my mind, as a turn off, was cannibalism.

-And, as silly as that may sound, I am going to stick by it pretty heavily...

Having sex with another man.

Too much hair in the wrong places... And if you know me well enough you know i only eat out things that don't have hair. Oh and if she does something really annoying to me

Lies. Any lie except a surprise birthday party or something along those lines.

Spending too much time with "guy friends" that are better looking than me.

This.
These (removed a few I didn't care about.)
This.
And definitely this.

My girlfriend does drink, but she doesn't party or get trashed. She has a drink with dinner, maybe two. I think the most she's ever had was three martinis. I find this acceptable.

Lies, utter annoyingness, dumb blonde disease, drug habits, over aggressiveness, excessive volume, pushy, nosy, hanging out with other guys too much, promiscuity, and of course cannibalism.

This this this a thousand times this. Also cannibalism.

I've never heard of any girlfriend that wanted to eat her boyfriend for launch.