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Payne's Journey
Jun 5 2011, 8:35 am
By: LoveLess
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Jun 5 2011, 8:35 am LoveLess Post #1

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

Quote from payne
Hey, tell people on SEN I've reached Prince Georges within 5 days of hitch-hiking, and that I have received a total of 150$ from the different drivers. Many hosted and fed me as well.
Nothing bad happened at all... only great stories! :D

G2g, leaving south heading to Vancouver in 10 minutes. My thumb is shiny. ;)

I'm sure there is going to be a topic for this when he comes back anyway, so just leave it up.



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Jun 5 2011, 8:37 am Sacrieur Post #2

Still Napping

Payne you freeloader you.



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Jun 5 2011, 10:56 am MadZombie Post #3



His thumb is wat



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Jun 5 2011, 12:10 pm Sacrieur Post #4

Still Napping

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His thumb is wat

You know, the universal sign of hitch hikers? Apparently he's good at this hitch hiking thing.



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Jun 5 2011, 2:28 pm TiKels Post #5



I hope he's having fun and eating well.



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Jun 5 2011, 2:41 pm Centreri Post #6

Relatively ancient and inactive

Payne's going to be raped by a bear. :(



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Jun 5 2011, 2:45 pm Raitaki Post #7



Or packs of coyotes.



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Jun 5 2011, 3:44 pm NicholasBeige Post #8



Quote from Centreri
Payne's going to be raped by a bear. :(
This.

And I think his thumb is shiny for other reasons.



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Jun 5 2011, 4:24 pm Neki Post #9



You think Payne would ever tell us if he got murdered?



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Jun 5 2011, 5:30 pm Roy Post #10

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Quote from Neki
You think Payne would ever tell us if he got murdered?
Of course; who wouldn't?

I hope he remembers that everything green is safe to eat.




Jun 5 2011, 5:31 pm NicholasBeige Post #11



I hope he gets eaten by a bear. Now that'd be a story worth coming back to SEN with.



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Jun 5 2011, 6:11 pm Sacrieur Post #12

Still Napping

Dibs on his stuff.



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Jun 5 2011, 6:16 pm Raitaki Post #13



Quote from Roy
Quote from Neki
You think Payne would ever tell us if he got murdered?
Of course; who wouldn't?

I hope he remembers that everything green is safe to eat.
*begins genetically enginneering green poisonous mushrooms then spreads them all over the US*



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Jun 6 2011, 2:08 am Fire_Kame Post #14

wth is starcraft

Neat. :awesome:




Jun 6 2011, 2:39 am TiKels Post #15



Quote from Raitaki
Quote from Roy
Quote from Neki
You think Payne would ever tell us if he got murdered?
Of course; who wouldn't?

I hope he remembers that everything green is safe to eat.
*begins genetically enginneering green poisonous mushrooms then spreads them all over the US*
Not only do you kinda... miss the whole SEN-centered meme... But payne is CANADIAN. IN CANADA.

As in NOT IN THE US.

Also... why MUSHROOMS of all things. I mean they don't even grow green naturally. I feel like it'd be easier to get a green plant (herp, as in any of them) to be poisonous and fast growing. Or find a poisonous green plant and have it be fast growing.

But I mean, isn't most wildlife already fast-growing?

I guess you could take it to the next level and just make kudzu poisonous and able to survive... extreme... cold... err

This ain't workin...



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Jun 18 2011, 12:21 am LoveLess Post #16

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

Quote from payne
Moar SEN report from payne!
I've hitchhiked over 6300 km now I guess, and still not a single bad meeting!
A hippie gave me a zip-lock bag filled with pot, which is awesome.
Also, in over two weeks, for two persons, we've spent only 40$, and it was all on food (since we always manage to find hidden spots in the cities or forests to set up a small camping site).
Two nights ago, I had my first dumpster diving experience, and it was epic: 3 full boxes of fresh and consumable vegetables and fruits, and one huge box filled with 100% untouched cakes and such!!

Anyways, I'm now searching for a job as a fruit picker, but apparantly I'll have to wait like 2 weeks because the season was too cold so everything is delayed.
Let's hope mall's garbages will be full during those!

Hobo life ftw!




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Jun 18 2011, 12:32 am TiKels Post #17



That is fucking hardcore awesome.

If this is real +respect



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Jun 18 2011, 12:33 am NicholasBeige Post #18



I worked at Boots (a sort of high street chemists, opticians, health food, hybrid supermarket store). And I was fucking disgusted at the amount of food we threw away each and every night. We had like two refrigerated aisle units (about 4m x 1m x2m in size), stocked with the sort of 'meal deal' lunch stuff we'd sell. So, sandwiches, yoghurts, chocolate bars, sushi, all prepackaged foods really. And, if something expired on the 20th, and it was the 20th, we'd have to throw it out. Duh, that makes perfect sense. But when you end up with a two black bin-bags full of sandwiches and yoghurts and throw it into a dumpster... It just didn't sit right with me.

Especially since there are so many homeless people starving, would it really be so bad to just take this food and dish it out on the night of its expiry?

Anyways, [/end wasteful 1st world rant]. Glad to hear Payne hasn't been mauled by bears yet. Remind me to pay my Russian associates more, they are slacking.



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Jun 18 2011, 12:34 am MadZombie Post #19



That's pretty amazing.



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Jun 18 2011, 12:58 am Raitaki Post #20



Wtf, payne is a freegan now? :hurr: Great. Now he is at risk of being killed either by stray cats, dogs, crows over garbage OR a bear :massimo:



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