Hello there. My name is TomWaits, and I am an American singer-songwriter, composer, and actor.
Even Wikipedia says so. Ask me some questions.
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Are you part of my fanclub?
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No, I am not. I am in one fan club, and that fan club is the fan club for me.
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An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Do you play StarCraft? If so, describe your SC background.
Welcome to SEN.
I do play Starcraft. I've played Starcraft 1 for years, bought Starcraft 2 the week it came out, but I haven't really played it all that much, and when I do, it's only with friends. Melee is boring alone, and I haven't really found too many custom maps I enjoy. The ones I do enjoy generally aren't popular enough to fill up. I don't make maps.
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Are you cute?
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
1. That's not you.
2. The article looks like Tom wrote it himself. (inserting quotes without reference)
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
1. That's not you.
2. The article looks like Tom wrote it himself. (inserting quotes without reference)
CAFG likes to keep it real.
[citation needed]So what did you play on SC1? Were you into melee there? Defense? RPGs? Arenas? Bounds? Don't Look At The Dot?
Yes, incredibly. I've looked through the post your pics thread, and besides one person, I win.
1. That's not you.
2. The article looks like Tom wrote it himself. (inserting quotes without reference)
Oh, you mean I'm not actually Tom Waits? Well, in that case...
1. That's not you.
2. The article looks like Tom wrote it himself. (inserting quotes without reference)
CAFG likes to keep it real.
[citation needed]So what did you play on SC1? Were you into melee there? Defense? RPGs? Arenas? Bounds? Don't Look At The Dot?
Snipers, both locks and non locks. Uberena. Melee, sometimes. Fun stuff.
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To spread the good word of Tom Waits.
And because you guys are quite charming.
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I have assorted fruit and fruit accessories to offer you. What type of fruit to you like best?
If you post in SD I'll kill you. Welcome to SEN.
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The piano has been drinking...
Tom Waits is hilarious rofl, glad I saw your name and decided to look it up!
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider
Somebody sounds a bit unwelcoming.
I have assorted fruit and fruit accessories to offer you. What type of fruit to you like best?
Mangoes. No other fruit can compete.
If you post in SD I'll kill you. Welcome to SEN.
Really? Why?
The piano has been drinking...
Tom Waits is hilarious rofl, glad I saw your name and decided to look it up!
I'm glad you think so.
Nah, I'm a broseph.
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I have assorted fruit and fruit accessories to offer you. What type of fruit to you like best?
Mangoes. No other fruit can compete.
Also have an
EGG SONG!Would you also like a bed loaded with hookers and blow?